Universe: Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating: NC17
Characters: A lot of them. Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can't remember.

A/N: This has no point? Seriously. I don't know where it is going, or what the hell is coming out of it, but why not! There are stranger things out there! Yes, I'm a horrible and depraved person. I got that memo already. ) It will be a collection of scenes in the same AU universe, all connected by Starscream, aka Stripperella.

The WARNINGS: Okay. I will only, ONLY, be warning here for each chapter. That way, if you need to know what is going on BEFORE you read, you should come HERE to do so. This will allow everyone who doesn't want to be spoilered, to be spoilered. Warnings will be labeled by chapter, and will ONLY BE UPDATED HERE. A note to that effect will be at the top of each chapter. I will be warning for what I consider kinks and squicks only.

1. Voyeurism

2. Beastiality, minors engaged in oral sex.

3. Anal, Rimming, Threesome

4. Femslash

Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to. Otherwise, please do read on!