One with Russia, da?

Mariku's Hikari-pretty: I haven't written in like forever! Some bad things have happened with my mother lately, but she's getting better. But knowing my luck something bad happened to me! But I'm doing better, and now I'm ready to write my first Hetalia oneshot. This one is going to be RussiaxAmerica. I absolutely love this pairing to death and now on with the story…

"America can I talk to you, da?" Russia's creepy voice called out to me. We just finished up a world conference and as usual nothing got done. But you can stop the hero from bring democracy to the rest of the world! "Sure dude!" I call to him and follow him out of the room. I wonder what the commie wants. Probably to cause another cold war.

We walked down the hallway passing many countries: Germany and Italy, "Germany! I want pasta! Can we get pasta?" Italy whines to Germany. "Nein! We must finish business here first!" Germany complies back. Spain and Romano, "Lovi! You're so cute! Just like one of my tomatoes." Spain coos to Romano as he cuddles into him. Prussia and Canadia, "How would you like to come get a beer with the awesome me?" "Umm… I don't know…" what's his name said unsure to Prussia. France and England, "Ohonhonhon~! Mon Cher, why don't we go somewhere. Just you and me." France leers at England. "Never! You wine drinking bastard!"

We turn a corner and I hear their voices fade away. "What's up, Russia my man!" I ask and use the annoying laugh I love to use. "Well…. Amerika, I would like to be apologizing to you now." He says in a low voice. "What dude!" I asked cause I had no clue what he was talking about! (MHP: Really America? Are you really that stupid? Hehe…) "For the cold war da." He said in a frustrated tone.

Oh! "Dude it's fine. Cause you know why? I'M THE HERO! And the hero can take anything!" I yell with glee and start laughing. "Right. Amerika is the hero." Russia said. "Right!" happy that my ego got boosted a little. "Amerika…." Russia trailed off while blushing. "Dude, you ok? Your face got like, all red!" I said pointing out the obvious. "…" he said nothing. "Dude i-" I was cut off when his lips slammed agents mine.

I tried pushing him away, but him being the biggest country in the world made it kind of hard. I went to gasp, only succeeding in getting my mouth invaded by Russia's tongue. I moaned. Feeling Florida awakening in my pants. Nooo! Air! I need air! Russia sensed this and pulled away from me. I was gasping for air. I was never kissed like that before, never. "Amerika, you would like to become one with Russia, da?" he asked his famous line. Some might not believe it but "Yes, I will become one with Russia." "Good? My Amerika the beautiful…" Russia trailed off pulling me into an embrace. This is good. Very.

Mariku's Hikari-pretty: Wow! That was something wasn't it now? I hope it wasn't too ooc, but I found it freakin' funny as hell. Please read and review. But be nice please! You don't want me goin' crazy on ya. Ohonhonhon~! And yes, I am part French, so I like laughing like France. But I hoped ya'll enjoyed and this won't be the last of me. Bye~bye!