My Bestfriend's Girlfriend

Chapter 1

Author's Notes: This is my second fanfiction and it happens to be another parody. Yes, it is a parody of the Filipino romantic-comedy film "My Bestfriend's Girlfriend" which starred Richard Gutierrez and Marian Rivera. Hope you all enjoy the first chapter and don't forget to put a review (if you want). I'll try my best to update every now and then. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not My Bestfriend's Girlfriend, the characters of Sailor Moon, and iPhone.

In a dance club, late at night, a tall handsome blonde woman approaches a pretty girl with long black hair and starts dancing with her.

A tall woman with long green hair, meanwhile, enters the same dance club minutes later and looks around the whole place. From afar, she sees the blonde woman dancing with another girl.

"Haruka!"

The green-haired woman tries her best to modulate her voice so that it will be heard amongst the crowd of dancers. The blonde woman, Haruka, still dancing with the pretty girl, turns her attention to the voice she heard. She sees the green-haired woman walking towards her direction.

"Shit! It's Setsuna."

Haruka tries hard to hide herself among the crowd of dancers. The pretty girl Haruka was dancing with also sees the green-haired woman approaching their direction.

"Is that your mom?"

"No…"

"Your aunt?"

"Uh… no."

"Your grandma?"

"No. Girlfriend."

"Oh… okay. So you're into older women?"

"Pretty much… I guess."

Haruka continues to dance with the pretty girl. The green-haired woman finds Haruka among the crowd of dancers and grabs her by the ear.

"Setsuna, that hurts. I want you to touch me gently."

"No."

Setsuna drags Haruka out of the dance club. Haruka's ear was all red and throbbing from Setsuna pulling her ear.

The next day, a loud ringing noise wakes Haruka up. She opens her eyes and quickly grabs her iPhone. With half-open eyes, she sees the reminder "Date With Setsuna 3PM". She looks at her clock and sees it's already 2:30PM.

"Shit! I'm gonna be late."

Haruka hurriedly rises from her bed and prepares herself for the date.

Haruka comes out of the house wearing all black – black leather jacket over black shirt and black pants. Her shoes are even black.

She quickly rides her favorite red motorbike and speeds away.

The maid comes out of the house carrying a helmet.

"Haruka! You forgot your helmet!"

She tries to chase Haruka but it was too late. Her speed was no match for Haruka's motorbike.

To be continued…