This is a story about my favorite couple from Konoha...

Kakashi's POV

The alarm clock goes off. *ring* *ring*, shit, where is that clock. *ring**ri- I cut the ring short by viciously smashing the offending alarm clock on my bedside table.

Well, there goes my 8th alarm clock... I sighed, knowing that I should stop buying alarm clocks that always end up broken.

I looked outside my window and, judging by the height of the sun and the shadows it made, I estimated that it was around 9:30. And, yes, once again, I am running late for work.

Who cares, I thought to myself, it's just another day of possible missions and reports.

I rolled over on my bed, looking for a more comfortable spot to once again, drift back into sleep. When I finally found it, I curled into a small ball, yes just like some dogs do, then yawned once more. Just as I was about to drift back into blissfull sleep, someone banged on my door.

Who could it be this time, I wondered.

"Kakashi, you bastard, open up!" yelled an extremely furious, yet very familiar female voice.

After hearing it, I dismissed it as a...figment of my imagination...yeah, that's all it was. It was definately not the voice of my angry, violent, ninja, co-worker...

"Oy, Kakashi! Hurry up" came the voice again, when I didn't reply. I groaned. Resigned to the fact that I'd have to leave my war and comfortable bed, I got up.

And just before I opened the door, it flew open. I nimbly jumped back to avoid a broken nose.

And there, standing in the door way, dressed in her all to famous fishnet, skirt and trench coat, stood Mitarashi Anko.

I stared at her blearily with my eye, raised a hand in greeting and then said, "Yo."

She glared daggers and me...then her face turned slightly red, and she looked down. "What," I asked her. "Not used to seeing a man without his shirt?" I finished, smirking at her.

The reason being that I never slept with a shirt on. And, after having just got up, I hadn't put one on yet.

"Of course not you idiot!" She snapped back. "Who in their right mind would want to look at your body?"

"Oh probably just 4/5 of all the women in konoha," I said, grinning as I said it. "Whatever Hatake," came her reply.

"Anyways, why are you here so early in the morning?" I asked her as I pulled a chair over and sat down on it, while gesturing for her to do the same.

"It's a bloody mission, you idiot." She said, again glaring daggers at me. "What mission would that be?" I replied, gazing cooly back.

"As we both know, you have been late for the past 658 days, that's practically 2 years Hatake," She said with a grimace.

I laughed, "Been that long already eh?" She sighed deeply. "Well, Tsunade-sama won't stand for it. You are to come on time starting tomorrow."

I chuckled this time, then I said, "She should know me better, she knows that's impossible." But then I caught a very mischivous glance coming from Anko...This was not going to be good.

"She thought you might say that, so, as a precaution, I'm to bring you to work earlyevery day. She said, still having that miscivous glace.

She was still holding back, I know she is...

"And if I decide to run away, or if theres some kind of emergency?" I asked carefully. "Well, then I'm to burn all of you Icha Icha books." Anko said, the mischivous glance turning into a triumphant smile.

"N-no, you can't be serious..." I said, a shiver riding down my back, "Anything but my books" I mumbled softly.

"How about your mask then?" she said mischivously once again, a scary glint going into her eyes.

"Ah...no," I said, self conciously touching my mask at the same time. "Aw, why not," she replied, a pouting look appearing on her face, complete with the extended lower lip and the wide eyes.

Inwardly, I laughed, she looked like a puppy, remarkably so... But, outwardly I said "No", more firmly this time. Then I yawned, turned around, and walked away from her.

She started following me right away before asking me, "Where ya going now, not to bed if you value you books..." she let the threat trail of.

I faced her and looked at her seriously before saying "Actually, I was heading to the shower, since you're already here, would you like to join me?"

Her face went crimson the she looked down for a fraction of a second before looking at me once again, the blush gone. "Sure Hatake, but are you sure you're up for it?" she told me seductively before closing the gap between us, making so that we were practically chest to chest with only mere inches separating our lips.

I leaned even closer until only milimiters separated our lips. She didn't move and gazed at me defiantly.

"Now, close your eyes, and I'll give you surprise that you'll never forget" I said, using my best seductive voice.

She narrowed her eyes in suspicion, then she said, "Okay...but if you touch something that you shouldn't be touching...well, let's just say that you won't be holding anything anytime afterwards..." The threat all to evident in her voice.

And, finally, after one more glare, she closed her eyes.

At last, time for some vengance. But after the threat, which I knew she would definately carry out, I had to decide what to do.

I reached out and brushed her lips with my thumb, earning a shiver in response. I leaned until my lips were next to her ears and I whispered, "Better get ready...Anko". She shivered again.

I stepped back quietly. Then walked silently to the bathroom.

As soon as I opened the door , Anko opened her eyes. She took in the sight of me in the bathroom, and glared daggers...no glared at me with hell itself shining in her eyes.

I quickly shut the door and locked it. Not even a second afterwards, the door shook as the angry kunoichi banged it repeatedly.

"God damn it Kakashi," She yelled through the door. I chuckled at how how angry she'd become after the joke I played on her.

"Anko, I told you that it would be a surprise that you'd never forget." I said, still chuckling.

I heard her take a few steps back, instantly I knew what she was going to do: She was going to ram the door open. As she ran forward, I unlocked the door and opened it.

I fell to the ground as the charging kunoichi ran straight into my bare chest. As I hit the bathroom floor, I wrapped an arm around Anko's waist and the other behind her back.

"Oh Anko, I didn't know that you loved me this much," I said with as much passion I could muster without laughing.

I could feel her face on my chest, it was on fire. "Get off me you idiot," she yelled while trying to push herself off me.

"On the contrary, you're on top of me" I said still grinning, I tightened my grip on her. "Damn it Kakashi," she yelled again, clenching her hand and drawing it back.

I knew what she was going to do, and I knew that I would be too late to stop it. With as much strength as she could muster, she drove her fist into my gut.

I grunted as my breath was driven from me. I let go quickly. As I did, Anko finally got off me. I observed her as I did. Her face was still flushed, she was panting lightly and she was beggining to sweat.

As she stood, I saw something. It was her underwear. As she stood over me, she didn't notice that I had an angle where I could see up her skirt.

I smiled, my one visible eye crinkling noticably.

She noticed the smile. As the blush faded, she glared at me again. "What the fuck are you smiling for you god damned perv?" She said.

"I can see your panties" I told her bluntly. She blushed a deep red again, kicked me hard in the gut then took a deep breath.

After she controlled her breathing she looked back at me and, with a cocky grin, she said, "Well, big boy, like what you're seeing?" Although she said it as cockily as she could, the blush was still evident on her face.

I sat up then, without warning, I pulled her onto me and she yellped. I pulled her so that she stradled my lap and still faced me. I put my hand on her chin and pushed it up so that she would meet my gaze.

"And if I do like what I'm seeing?" I told her seductively. She gulped but didn't reply.

"Ok then, how about I give you a real surprise?" I told her. "Just close your eyes, and I promise that you'll like this surprise..." I trailed off.

She glanced up suspiciously. I chuckled. "Come on, trust me, I won't let you down this time. She nodded and closed her eyes.

Seeing her do that, I pulled down my mask, and kissed her full on the lips.