A/N: Hey Smoshers! This is my first gay, Smosh fanfic, so bare with me :3 I don't need to point this out, but I don't own Smosh. If I was, I wouldn't be writing crap fanficitions.

It's a Smoshy Life- Chapter One

Anthony watched Ian get his make-up done for the next scene in the newest video: Regected Mario Games. The wig was fitted, and he was left to stuff his top to give him breast.

God, Anthony thought, Even as an old woman, he looks amazing. Ian looked up, caught his eye, and grinned. He walked over to join him on the couch.

"How does it look?"

Anthony smiled back, "Just like your mom,"

Ian slapped him over the head with his massive boobs. Anthony ducked, laughing. His Mario hat fell of, and he reached down to retrieve it.

Ian slapped his leg. Not in the romantic way, but more the bromance, or brotherly way.

"Come on," He jumped up, dramatically swinging his arms about, "Let's record,"

He sauntered off, and Anthony stayed behind, watching him. He wished it had been romantically.

(SMOSHSMOSHSMOSH)

Later that night, after recording the video, Anthony and Ian flung themselves onto the couch in sync, and flicked on the TV.

"Wanna cook tonight?" Anthony asked.

"Nah,"

He raised his eyebrow, "Pizza?"

"Now you're speaking my language!" Ian said.

Anthony laughed, and went off to order the pizza.

After they ate, Ian turned off the TV in anger.

"Urgh, there is nothing on!" He turned to face Anthony. They looked at each other. Ian rattled on.

"What do you want to do? I can't be arsed editing the videos, and there is nothing good on TV. We have films, but we've seen them all before and-"

Anthony leaned over, and kissed Ian, breaking him off in mid-sentence. Ian pushed him away.

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Anthony jumped back, "I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to,"

"Dude, I'm not gay!" Ian screamed.

"I'm sorry," Anthony said, "I thought-"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't think," Ian snapped. He stood up, "I'm going to bed."

Anthony said, head in his hands, as Ian left, slamming the door for effect.

A/N: So? What do you think? Eh? Eh? Eh? Um..review and I shall give you this free air guitar!