Impressions of Batman

Dick, Barbra, and Tim sat around the bat-cave, laughing till they were blue in the face. They were doing their best and funniest impressions of the Justice League. They were on Superman. Dick took his pose and spoke in his best Superman voice. "I'm Superman, the world's greatest superhero that wares his undies on the wrong side of my uniform that looks like a red and blue Popsicle."

Tim and Barbra cracked up. The joke wasn't all that funny, but it just goes to show how tired they were. Dick continued. He thrust his fist out like he was about to fly off. "To infinity and beyond!"

Tim was holding his stomach and trying not to fall off his chair at the same time. Barbra had tears in her eyes. "Oh my gosh, Dick. If this is what you do when we are on call, I'd hate to think what you do in your spare time." Barbra said wiping away the tears.

"Simple, I do my impressions of Batman." Dick said with a smirk.

Tim's smile grew. "Do it!" He begged.

Dick smiled and cleared his throat. His face changed to a fake brooding expression. When he spoke, his voice took on a gravelly base quality. "I'm Batman."

Barbra and Tim busted out laughing. Dick didn't stop. "I make common criminals pee their pants." Tim had finally fallen out of his chair. Dick joined them as their laughed echoed through the cave, making the sound of the zeta tub. Barbra and Tim suddenly stopped laughing and Dick felt a presence behind him. In the same voice he had been using, Dick spoke, "He's right behind me isn't he?"

"Yes," said Bruce's dark baritone. Dick turned slowly and came face-to-face with the Dark Knight himself. There was no evidence of amusement on his face.

"Hey," Dick cleared his throat when he realized he was still using his 'batman' voice. "Hey Bruce, I didn't hear you come in. How did patrol go?" Dick smiled hopping to distract Bruce but he knew it wouldn't work.

"1) I do not talk like that and 2) Superman says up, up, and away." Bruce turned and walked away, leaving the gapping teens behind.

They stared at Bruce's retreating form, not knowing what to do. Suddenly Tim spoke. "Did he just make a joke?"

This was so funny but I can't take credit. My little sister came up with the plot with her best friend Watersong77, I just added the details. foreverDPgirf and I will be co-writing this. Hope you like. REVIEW!

-Trix1015