Hello, and welcome to The American's Guide for Getting a Grumpy Brit. This book will give you step by step instructions for getting your Brit. However, this is no normal how to book. We shall be following the lives of two high school students in order to help you understand the instructions better, seeing you are American, and well…Americans need all the help they can get. With that being said, this will be told in a story format. I am sorry if you expected something else, but it's much more convenient for the majority of readers if we use this format. Now that formalities are out of the way, I hope this guide helps you with your intentions. I wish you luck on your future endeavors.

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