Disclaimer: I don't own bleach! Merely borrowing some of the characters and their personalities :3
A/N: A lot of you were asking an Ulqui prank, so here it is! Hope it's good enough XD

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It was a typical day for all of the Hueco Mundo residence. Ulquiorra was walking down the hallway to the dining hall to get some drink. On the way, he passed a slightly ajar door leading to the Las Noches monitor and control room, where Gin or Tosen were usually in charge. He curiously peeked through the door and found the silver-haired man staring at a flat screen in front of him.

"Ulqui-chan~! Wanna come and watch with me?" The former captain greeted without turning, already sensing the Espada's presence behind him. Ulquiorra winced at the nickname but said nothing, then entered the room to see what Gin was watching.

He frowned, trying to remember the name of the show but couldn't no matter how hard he tried to recall. "What are you watching?" He finally asked.

"Batman. Heh, old human TV show," Gin smirked, he pointed at the cartoon Batman who were pwning some bad guys.

"Oh, thought it was familiar. I'll pass," Ulquiorra said indifferently and exited the monitor room to continue his activity.

"Alrighty,"

Somehow Ulquiorra get this uneasy feeling as he walked away.

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The next morning, Ulquiorra awoken due to weird noises echoing in his surroundings. But when he opened up his eyes, he just had to make sure it wasn't all a crazy lucid dream. He was travelling around in a small circle. A group of arrancars were surrounding him, watching him with mouths agape or downright laughing at his face. Most of the hollows who were laughing were Espada members though.

"What…?" He shook his head and rubbed his eyes, but this were real. His head heavy with dizziness as he continuously travelling in circles in an unknown device which also happened to emit a hoarse sound of strange old music.

"Ha ha, suits you right! Nanananana Batmaaaan!" Grimmjow, one of the arrancars he hated the most sang along the weird song.

Ulquiorra jumped out of this weird device which turned to be modeled after the Batmobile and almost screamed in horror as he realized that he was in a full Batman suit. With cape.

"Ooooh, Batman's gonna pwn the bad guys!" Grimmjow continued, followed by laughs of the surrounding arrancars. He tried to chase Grimmjow but soon left to his quarter out of humiliation.

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"Who in their right mind would do something like this?!" He murmured angrily as he walked down the hallway to his quarter in rage.

As he kicked his bedroom door open, a Batman plushie dropped right onto his face, in which he threw it away angrily.

"Not again!" he screamed. His ceilings were decorated with hanging bat plushies. His wall was painted black, blue, and yellow, with happy chibi Batman and Robin all over it. His bedcover was a Batman logo. All over his room were Batman themed and worse, the floor was painted neon green with text 'THE BAT CAVE'.

"ICHIMARU GIN!" Ulquiorra roared and dashed to Gin's quarter, still in his Batman suit. With cape.

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Sorry, Batman! I love you! *hugs batman*
Inspired after seeing Ulqui-chan's second release form. XD
For those who doesn't get the nanana batman referrence, please search on youtube for 1966 Batman cartoon opening.
How do you guys think? Reviews please :3