No? Really? You Sure?
Summary: Strange snapshots of Sirius's somewhat weak attempts to get a girlfriend, combined with his super-cool fool-proof matchmaking services. Of course, nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool like Sirius: Sequel-ish thing to "So Is That a Yes?" Full Dialog. You don't really have to read So Is That a Yes to get this though. Thanks! –Awesomegirl13
A/N: Hey guys! I'm so happy right now! Just so you know. Sequel-ish thing to "So Is That a Yes?" is here! I just love writing Full Dialog fics. So anywho, there probably will be a few references to "So Is That a Yes?" in this story, but if you haven't read it that's okay, I'd enjoy your views and reviews also. :) So yeah! Hope you enjoy it.
"Hey Padfoot!"
"Hello Prongsy! Why looking so blue? Girl troubles got you down again?"
"Yeah. I just… I can't get Lily Evans out of my head, but—"
"But you keep striking out with her. I'm not blind James! The whole school can see she hates you."
"Yeah…"
"Yeah…"
"…"
"Well. You happen to be in luck James."
"Why?"
"Well, because being as supermegafoxyawesomehot as I am, I figured I would give the world a great gift."
"Which is?"
"I'm starting Sirius's Super Awesome Matchmaking Services!"
"Uhh…"
"Matchmaking… you know… getting couples together?"
"Yeah, yeah but… that sounds… terrible. Like, a really bad idea."
"What? Why?"
"Because you can't even get a girl yourself!"
"Say what?"
"Yeah. Uhh, you're not the best at lasting relationships."
"Oh please! I've had five girlfriends this week. Plus, it's only Tuesday!"
"See. That's not a lasting relationship, and just because you snog someone in the hallway doesn't mean you're her boyfriend."
"But… well…"
"Yeah. Matchmaking won't be your thing."
"Come on! It'll work great. It's fool proof."
"Naw. It probably won't. Besides, you know what they say. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool like yourself."
"No, I've never heard anyone say that before. I am not foolish! In fact, I'm a very smart person."
"What'd you get on your last History of Magic test?"
"Well, if I would have studied I would have gotten an O."
"Yeah, but instead of studying you were putting stationary charms on people's shoes so they would trip when they woke up in the morning. As a result, you got a bad grade. Sounds pretty foolish to me."
"Yeah, but in that case you're a fool also."
"Yes, I am a fool."
"But I'm not."
"Whatever you say."
"I. Am. Not. A. Fool."
"Okay."
"So you don't want my help with Lily?"
"No, I want your help, I just don't think others should take the risk of you ruining their love life."
"Well then."
"Yeah."
"Why don't you care if I ruin your love life?"
"Not like I have a chance on my own anyways."
"Tis true."
"'Tis?"
"Yeah. 'Tis."
"Huh."
"WAIT! I can too have a lasting relationship!"
"Nope. You probably can't."
"Come on!"
"Nope."
"Yuh huh!"
"Nope."
"Uhh, yeah!"
"Look, Wormy could probably get a girlfriend before you could!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yeah. I could probably get together with Lily before you can have a relationship that lasts longer than a month."
"You wanna bet?"
"Yeah. Sure! You can't do commitment. You'd suck at being a matchmaker, and girls only like you because you're a good kisser."
"Well…. maybe… but it doesn't have to be that way."
"Fine. Ten Galleons then?"
"Make it twenty. AND, if I win you have to give up on Lily."
"What? No fair! If I win you have to give up your matchmaking idea."
"What? It's a great idea!"
"I'm going to win."
"No. I'm going to win."
"No. I am."
"I am."
"You on?"
"I am so on!"
"Fine. You have a deal. Wanna go get the firewhisky now?"
"Yeah, sure. You made sure Filch was gone, right?"
"Of course! Want a chocolate frog?"
A/N: So… set up chapter right there. Lets just say this is the starting point, and all the chapters that come after are somewhere after this. Not necessarily in order though, because I'm just cool like that. If that makes since.
Hope you liked it, and I hope I didn't disappoint! Drop me a review and tell me what you think. Thank you guys!
-Awesomegirl13