"What the hell?! Why does Rue get all the presents?!" Glimmer shouted.

"Calm down, my beautiful." Marvel said, his pale body leaning on hers.

"Get away from, your naked and dirty!"

Rue smirked as she ripped open her new present. It was a one gigabyte iPod. The only song it could play was a Justin Bieber music video. She lightly tapped the screen and an it started playing.

"AAHHHH!" Rue screamed.

It turns out it wasn't a music video from Gayber. It was the movie Dead Silence.

On the iPod, Rue reached the scene where a ventriloquist dummy rips the tongue out of a young woman.

Cato laughed as he picked up a note. It was from kalosThesorceror.

"OMG, I finally got a present." Glimmer purred. She ripped it open to find a Johanna-Mason-Well-Approved-Waffle-Iron.

"OMG, DOES IT MAKE WAFFLES?"

The girl from 4 was very annoyed that she didn't get a sponsor yet. She spotted Rue on the glass floor still crying.

"You bee-yotch! Quit crying, I didn't get a sponsor ." She snapped.

Suddenly a loud VRRRM! sound was heard.

Four's head was lopped off.

Foxface waved her chainsaw in the air back and forth, screaming.

Katniss walked toward her calmly and ripped it out of her hands. Then she chucked it out the window just as Freddy Krueger poked his head inside.

"CURSES!" he shrieked, falling on to the ground.

"Guys... Did you hear that?" Glimmer said, trying to act all brave even though she wet her pants.

"Yeah. Let's split up." Cato whispered.

"Oh hell no! This is not a slasher film!" the girl from 7 snapped. Suddenly a mirror popped into her hand. Her hideous green eyes and blonde hair appeared.

"Ooh, I'm gorgeous..." Lizard Eyes purred.

"Nah, I'd rather play with this game called: Twister." Rue chirped.

"Can I play?" the young boy from 9 smiled sweetly.

"HEY! THAT'S MY PRESENT!" Cato shouted.

"C'mon, Cato. Don't be such a child slash wuss." Clove said, pulling him by the ears.

Soon everyone followed except for Rue and Crown.

"Red. Put your left foot in the air." Rue sighed.

Crown smirked as he dangled his foot in the air. His arm was already wrapped around his stomach, touching the blue circle. His left hand touching the yellow circle.

"Yellow. Put your right foot down."

Just as he put his foot down, he farted on Rue's face.

She gasped, the powerful green wind throwing her against the glass wall.

"Jesus, did you eat a burrito or something?" Rue panted.

"Nah, I'm just lactose intolerant." Crown said, taking a swig of his milk baby bottle.

"THEN DON'T DRINK THAT!" Rue shrieked. She tried crawling away, but Crown cut the cheese once again.

"She blacked out... O-M-G." Crown gasped. "Haha, no pun intended."

Katniss sighed. She already spent an hour with these losers. The Careers had no idea of what they were doing.

"Is it possible to poop during battle?" Glimmer asked in her nasal-conditioned voice.

"Quit it with your annoying questions!" Clove screamed.

"I mean, like yeah..." Blondie said, pulling out her iPhone.

Freddy Krueger finally appeared.

Glimmer told him beauty facts, "You should use some Neutrogena. Helps for the wrinkly skin."

Glimmer then recorded her self saying, "See fans? I help the less-fortunate."

Finally, Blondie realized she was alone and Less-Fortunate-Guy was still there, tapping his foot.

"C'mon let me kill you already!" Freddy said impatiently.

"Wait, what's today?"

"Ugh, FIRETRUCKING SUNDAY!"

"Oh wait! It' Selfie-Sunday!"

Glimmer took a picture of herself and posted it on Instagram.

Deaths: District Four Girl

I'm guessing, at least nineteen are left.