MissJudged16's review made me remember the little add on I had lurking around for this fic.

I hope you enjoy!

Oh and if any of you lovely people feel like giving me prompts that would be fabulous and I would shower you in pictures of cats.

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.

Warning: There's one or two swear words.


"Isn't there a marine base on this island?" Nami questioned, eying the tray Sanji was bringing over with a happy smile. The cook had felt the need to make a delicious banana split for her and Robin – and in turn, the rest of the crew – to apologize for his behaviour earlier.

"Correct as ever, my beautiful Nami-swan~! Usopp and I saw it when we were in the market place."

"Shouldn't we set sail then? Urgh, Luffy, stop chewing the damn table, yours is coming now."

"I don't think so, Navigator-san." Robin shook her head, an amused smile playing on her lips. "There are rumours of an ambush from earlier today. Apparently, a training exercise was interrupted by some sort of demon. Quite a large number of their men were taken out. They'll be too worried with treating such a large number of men to bother with our little crew tonight."

"A demon?" Luffy asked. Or at least, that's what Nami assumed he meant. The idiot had shoved his banana split in his mouth the moment his plate had touched the table, so the question had actually come out as "Arebon?"

"Yes, they believe it was an angered spirit from the marshes, it seems that whatever it was, was completely covered in moss and the like."

Slowly, seven pairs of eyes, and a pair of eye sockets turned towards the swordsman lounging at the end of the table – hair still damp from the long shower he'd had to take to get rid of the plants he'd come home in – who for all purposes looked completely indifferent.

"… They were pathetic." Zoro relented at last when they refused to look away, scowling at the grin that was growing on his Captain's face. "Buggy could've taken them out."

"Demon pirate hunter Zoro, yeah right. More like demon of the fucking swamps Zoro!" Sanji barked out, clutching his stomach as he doubled over laughing, oblivious to the dangerous aura that had formed around Zoro.

"You're dead, cook. You hear me? Dead."