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LW: Hello this is back for a second time as it got removed for some vague reason and I thought seeing as it is enjoyed I'll bring it back. Anyway I'm currently giving you years 1-3 for now and will release year 4 when I'm done. Also as of today I'm an adult according to HP wizarding laws.

LW: Hey HP fans, it's me again.

Bella: Hi crazy (Irony!).

LW: Hi, now seeing as I'm hooked on the Voldy love-child stories I'm trying my hand at it. So Bella and Tom, meet your new daughter (Drum Roll)

Hermione: What am I doing here? Who are you?

Voldemort: That's Potter's little muggleborn pet. She can't be mine.

LW: Neither can Harry, so blame the fan base not me if you don't like it. Hermione meet your real parents. Now for some fun! (Creepy laughter)(Anyone who knows me will assume it's my normal laugh. And I'm OK with that)

Luna & Draco: Lonly owns any OCs used in this fic, along with the altered plot and Hermione's parentage (A little).

Hermione Bella Riddle – All stories have a beginning.

The peace of Riddle Manor was broken by the ear splitting wale of Bellatrix Riddle going into what became a 5 hour labour, something Lucius along with many other Death Eaters were really mad about as they were the targets of her wand less magical wraith. Tom hadn't left her side since it started (And was overjoyed the witch hadn't either hexed him or broken his hand) and so was still there when Narcissa returned with the cleaned up new member of the Riddle family. It was a girl with the start of black hair they were sure would be mostly untameable like her mother's and red eyes identical to her father's. This was their child, the next generation of this Dark family.

Bella: Hermione!

Tom: Hmm?

Bella: How about Hermione Merope Riddle?

Tom: How about Bella? I always hated my mother, and I don't want any reason to have subconscious disappointment on my daughter.

Bella: That sounds great; (To Hermione) you're our little Hermione Bella Riddle. And we will never let anything happen to you. To Narcissa) How do you think our kids will get on as they grow up sister?

Narcissa: They will get on great, I mean look at us, and you're such a perfect parental figure I'm sure they'll both look up to you so much. Good work sis.

?: Did I miss anything?

Tom: James, just in time, Bella's stopped hexing anyone not me or Cissa and we've named our daughter.

In walked in a man most people on this side of the 4th wall recognise; James/Snaky. The red eyed, purple haired reptile man strode in with impossible grace and sat beside the bed containing Bellatrix and Hermione Riddle. His façade (aka Human Form) melted away leaving the gold skinned snake face he really was.

Snaky: Tom, you have a beautiful little Parselmouth on your hands.

Bella: How'd you …

Snaky: Snake, remember! I can feel it so strong, this girl will be such a strong little witch.

Bella: Um Snaky, as we're in a war there's something we need to ask you…

Tom: … If anything happens to us, we need you to swear you'll keep her safe.

Snaky: You have my word I will keep her as safe as my own. In hind sight that's all you could have as Unbreakable Vows mean nothing to me; what with being undying and all.

Tom: We're aware of that, but we trust you.

Snaky: Thanks Voldy.

With that the older than time immortal stroked her head, commenting on how cute her red eyes were and left the uncharacteristically bubbly Dark Wizards.

Several months later

In the dead of night a death eater spy for Dumbledore let down the wards of the Riddle house and several members of the Order arrived. Leading them were Albus himself, Moody, and James Potter. The plan was to take the 5 month old Hermione away and give to a light or Muggle family to put a stop to the darkness inside her. Using Silencing charms, they crept into the baby's bedroom and took her from the house. It would have been a clean get-away but the death eater that let them in, coming to him senses alerted the dark couple of the event, causing the Order to leave in random directions so as not to be caught.

Later that week, Mr. and Ms. Granger received a little girl on their doorstep, with a note saying to 'take care of little Hermione' and 'Not to tell her she's adopted'. In the basket was the Glamour charmed Dark princess, now with more normal coloured skin, and brown hair and eyes. The Grangers promised to never mention this to their daughter and soon they wouldn't mention that they had never heard of her 'Uncle Gordon Edgely' who dropped in from time to time (Thank God for Imperio and Obviate)

When she received her letter it was during one of those visits, Hermione had gotten found of her 'Uncle' and found something fascinating about his red eyes and purple hair. He told her about Hogwarts when the letter came, and about how she would be around people just like her. Hermione 'Jean Granger' was brought to Diagon Alley the next day by her uncle, to receive her supplies for school and considered getting a familiar. She thought about getting a snake, one of them even yelped 'Me, me pick me 'but she couldn't as it was against the 1st year rules, but she planned to get one, one day.

Gordon: So, how do you think you'll do in Hogwarts. I think you'd make an unbelievably perfect Slytherin.

Hermione: You think so?

Gordon: I was one well I might as well be and I know you will too. No Parselmouth has ever been anywhere else.

Hermione: What's a Parselmouth?

Gordon: Shit I forgot she was one for a second. It's someone who can talk to snakes, remember when you said sorry to that snake that was nearly begging you to take them with you? That was you speaking Parselmouth. It's such an elegant language, one of my favourites. (Snaky is one, of course he'll say the language of the snakes is the best. I think so too) Just don't tell anyone about it, it's quite a rare gift.

Hermione: OK Uncle Gordon

Snaky: Oh how I wish I could see the look on the face of her soul's mate. He will be so happy she's not dead.

Platform 9 ¾

Hermione stepped through the wall followed closely by her Uncle. He looked happy to be there and helped Hermione carry her things into the train. Once on she took a compartment and began reading the years material. When the train left the station Hermione's peace was interrupted by an irritating blond haired boy. Following him was a black haired girl with pale blue eyes.

Draco: Who're you?

Hermione: Hermione Granger. And you too?

Draco: Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson.

Pansy: I don't recognise your name, are you one of those Mud Bloods?

Hermione: I don't know, Uncle Gordon never told me

Draco: Well you better stay out of our way, Slytherins don't take kindly to your people.

Hermione: Well get used to me, I'll be in Slytherin and make it win the cup this year. I succeed in everything I plan to do and I plan to be the greatest Slytherin of my generation or any.

Pansy: Wow, for a Muggle-born you're tough. I'll make you a deal – You make it to Slytherin and I'll respect you, and make sure nobody in Slytherin calls you Mud Blood EVER!

Hermione: Deal!

Draco: This will be a fun year.

Hogwarts

McGonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts, when you walk through these doors, you'll be sorted into your houses …

During the scuffle getting from the train to Hogwarts Hermione got separated from Draco and Pansy and was now stuck with Harry and Ron on the other side of the students.

Ron: So what house are you hoping to get into?

Hermione: Probably Slytherin maybe Ravenclaw

Ron: WHAT! Are you mad? Every person to leave this school from Slytherin has become a dark Witch/Wizard.

Hermione: Not Uncle Gordon, he says Slytherin is for the cunning and sneaky, not the evil (specifically).

Ron: Yeah right, I beat he was a Slytherin too.

Hermione: Actually Ronald he is ,So Shut The Hell Up!

Harry: Hermione calm down.

Hermione: NO! My Uncle is the nicest person I know and he was in Slytherin, so they can't be all bad.

McGonagall: … Ms Granger please refrain from interrupting me so we can enter the Great Hall.

All the students followed McGonagall into the Hall and after the dilapidated hat finished his song walked up single file when their names were called

McGonagall: Draco Malfoy

Hat: (Just about on his head) Slytherin!

McGonagall: Hermione Granger

Hat: Ah, so you've finally arrived little Miss, Hogwarts and I have been expecting you.

Hermione: Wait can other people hear you?

Hat: I'm in your head, only you can hear me. It seems you want to be in Slytherin, but really you could fit anywhere. You have brains, loyalty, cunning and bravery. Though I know Slytherin is right for you.

Hermione: How do you know?

Hat: Because despite everything I can feel your true potential and I recognise your magic. I've sorted your mother and your father many years before her, both into Slytherin.

Hermione: So that means I'm not muggle-born. Hey! Did you sort my Uncle into Slytherin?

Hat: No I'm afraid I didn't, your God Father is lying to you though I know the crazy lizard meant he would have been sorted there if he went here. You can trust him, he knows what your parents would want for you and he vowed to care for you. Now seeing as ,my time is up for you I guess you'll go in Slytherin!

If only someone had a camera to capture this moment forever ~ Dumbledore, Harry, Snape, Pansy, Ron and even Draco were completely speechless. After the shock wore off Dumbledore was furious, after everything he did including kidnapping a child the little devil child still ended up in Slytherin with the friends she would have naturally had instead of Gryffindor where there were people he could use to manipulate Hermione to join his side permanently. Snape was very confused, from what he'd heard from Dumbledore Hermione was Muggleborn, something no Slytherin should well more likely could be. There had to be more to this story.

Soon they reached Pansy who also ended up in Slytherin, who then decided to sit opposite Draco and Hermione. The 'apparently' 'muggleborn' was sitting beside Draco with a look of pure Slytherin smugness. Draco had gotten over the shock when Hermione had sat beside him so he just had a smile on his face – A genuine smile (Holy S*** it's the apocalypse!)

Pansy: Well I guess no mud blood for you eh Granger?

Hermione: Actually there was no need anyway. The Sorting Hat said he recognised the aura of my parents in my magic and he'd sorted them into Slytherin as well. Also the way the Sorting Hat said it, my dad was a lot older than my mum.

Draco: I guess your Uncle was right. Did the Hat sort him too?

Hermione: That's the thing. 1. He's not my 'Uncle' though it turns out my real parents made him my God Father, 2. He vowed to take care of me which explains the lying and 3. The Hat said he belonged in Slytherin and seemed to talk as though he wasn't human making him some kind of reptilian demonic entity.

Pansy: Knowing your luck your God Father's 'The Demon'. Also on the note of your luck I bet Dumbledore will be looking for you within the next few days.

Marcus: OK 1st years follow me to the dungeons. (Some time later) This is the entrance to the Slytherin Common Room. The password is 'Basilisk Fang'

The dungeon wall split down the middle revealing the common room. Like the Gryffindor rooms it was divided girls-left, boys-right and was decorated in the house colours, in this case Greens and Silvers. Slytherin's new 'Silver Trio' split up for their dormitories and as luck was on her side for now Pansy and Hermione were in the same room, along with a Millicent Bulstrode.

Pansy: Good night Mione

Hermione: Night Pansy.

TBC (Soon)

LW: There we go the start of crazy fun. Mainly the 'Lets Mind F*** the Light Side/Gryffindors

Hermione: So I know I have 2 magical parents but when do I find out who?

LW: Eventually, though the others will figure out your father before you, mainly because I'm having you start to tear apart the Glamour you're under. Also I'm sorry but Dumbledork will be making you play nice with Harry and Ron and be a bitch to your 2 best friends. Sorry!

Draco: Well we'll just have to take it as it comes.

Pansy: Agreed.

Hermione: Snakes forever!

Ginny: R&R people

LW: How'd you get here?

Ginny: (Shrug)