Okay, for all of you readers that usually skips my author's notes and rants YOU MUST RREAD THIS! IT'S SO DAMN IMPORTANT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
Okay so, this is the last chapter of True Art in the Real World. I'm gonna cry! So I want to thank all of you readers who stuck by my randomness from the very beginning! That you for reviewing! I love you all! Even though Deidara will always have my heart…
Good news! I MADE UP THIS CHALLENGE-Y THINGY FOR MYSELF! See I'm going to write twenty (20) new fanfiction involving Naruto by July 27th, starting today. By July 27th, at least one chapter of all twenty (20) fanfictions will be posted. One shots are accepted, and characters may be used more than once.
See now I have fifteen stories already planned out, I need five more, so…
What I need YOU to do, my beautiful and handsome readers, will be to review on this chapter, telling me about your OC that you want to see in one of my stories and who they will be paired up with. I want all of you to read my twenty (20) challenge fanfics, review, and tell me which ones you like bestest.
Oh and you also have to keep me focused and motivated, but htat's what the reviews are for. So onward!
Disclaimer: I own naught Naruto for if I did, thou walst being happy-ith!
Claimer: I do own Alex, Adam, and Kalika, so nyahhh! You can't have them! And Leo, I want my twenty bucks!
Epilogue:
Okay, introducing Pein to pudding wasn't a brilliant idea. Now I'm all out of pudding. But I have me Deidara back, so I guess that makes up for it.
We tried looking up what allowed them to live, but found nothing. It dies help that PEIN WASN"T FOCUSING! But that's not the point right now.
"Deidara, stop trying to kiss me," I playfully pushed his face away. "I'm trying to watch my show."
"You've been watching 'your show' for the whole day," he groaned next to my ear. He nipped it playfully.
"But, Dei, I haven't seen the Secret Saturdays for, like, ever! And the Teen Titans rock! And… and…what else?"
"That show with the woman who could talk to the dead…"
"Yeah, Ghost Whisperer is amazing!"
"Whatever you say…"
"Deidara, why are you being so affectionate as of late?" I demanded, turning to face him on the couch.
He pulled away from me. Looking down, he was quiet for a few moments. Before speaking he took a deep breath, and so much emotion leaked out as he said, "I almost lost you once…" then he trailed off. I waited, hoping that he'd continue. He didn't.
"No," I sighed. "I almost lost you once."
"But I would have been my fault, un…"
"Noooo," I drew out the word, poking him in the cheek. "It would have been Sasori no Danna's fault, silly. Besides I knocked you out, what could you have-"
I broke off as Deidara pushed his lips against mine. I giggled, kissing him back. "Holy Jesus!" I yelled, pulling away from him a moment later, staring at the screen. "Samurai Jack? No way! Deidara! Go get Alex and Adam and the rest of the Akatsuki."
He sighed, about to stand up when I pushed him back down.
"No time! ADAM! ALEX! AKATSUKI MEMBERS! GET YOUR RASSES DOWN HERE NOW, YOU STUPID FUDGENUTS AND PUDDING THEIFS!"
Soon after a chorus of footsteps were heard. "What is it?" a multitude of people asked me.
"Fudgenuts, look! It's Samurai Jack! I lovvved this show!" I exclaimed.
"You're stupid," Alex sighed, sitting beside me on Tobi's lap. Everyone else soon followed.
Now it was dead silent, excepting the television sounds, until one dared to interrupt my Samurai Jack time…
"Hey, you got any more pudding?" Pein exclaimed.
"Oh! Mah! Jashin, Pein! Could you be anymore OC?" I demanded to know, jumping up from my seat on the couch and getting all up in his space.
Hidan, being the douchebag he is, took this chance to steal my seat on the couch. "Dei-Dei!" I whined, walking over to where they were seated. "Hidan took my seat! Blow him up!"
"I can't he's a fellow member, un."
I pouted. "Fine, then I'll just sit on him!" and I did, until he threw me off screaming about how much of a "Fucking heavy bitch" I was. The nerve of him! doesn't he know better than to call a girl heavy? "Deidara! He…he hurt me! And my feelings! Blow him up! Pretty please? It's not like he can die or anything! Besides Pein's not being the oh-so-powerful-great-and-scary-leader he always is, so you can get away with it!"
"Come here, un," he said, opening his arms. I stood up from the floor and made my way over to him, pouting.
"Yes?" he pulled me onto his lap and kissed my temple.
"Is that better, un?"
"Maybe…" I drew out the word in a sing-songy-typo way.
"What would make it better, hmm?"
"If people would SHUT UP and let me watch my show IN PEACE!" I yelled, nuzzling my face in Deidara's neck. "You smell nummy."
"Um…thank you, un?"
"I loooove you."
"I-"
"Shh! No, don't say it! No. Okay. Now please don't be all cliché-"
"I'll let this speak for itself-"
"That's kinda cliché…but I'll take it!" I leaned forward pecking him on the lips. "Gosh, you're too nice to me!"
"you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because I love you."
"Aww! Dei-kun!"
"Get a room!" Alex shouted.
"You're just jealous of what we have!" I yelled back.
"Why would I be jealous of you? Deidara's kind of a wimp-" insert a gasp from me. "Besides I have Tobi-"
"Who's a weirdo!"
"So are you, Kika!"
"Yeah, but you don't like me in any romantical way!...or…do you?"
"Ew! That's groty!" we yelled.
"Just keep your eyes off my Dei-kun-"
"I told you I have Tobi-"
"And I told you I have Deidara!"
"And I told you that I have Konan!" Adam yelled.
"And I have pudding!" Pein added.
"And I have my Jashin-sama!" Hidan obviously.
"And I have no one!" Itachi and Kisame yelled in unison, running to the emo corner, hiding their faces in shame.
"Don't worry, my youthful comrades!" I yelled all Rock-Lee-ish like. "I am sure that you and your youthfulness will one day soon fine love!"
Uh…the end! I think… yeah, it's the end of the end! How sad! I'm going to cry! Give me tissues and leave me reviews for my SELF-INFLICTED CHALLENGE! I really need your help! Don't fail me now!
Loves and hugs, my lovies!
XoXo o/_\o that's my Itachi face!
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