Something Borrowed

(New story old plot

This is inspired from that movie with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler but on a more serious note because let's face it nothing with Sasuke in it can be called comedy.

I think someone else wrote a story on it.

This is four shot

Rating M SASUNARU

Warning: Bad punctuation, bad grammar and BoyxBoy (hard) in the next chapters.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Or anything else except for the slight changes in the plot.)

The blonde secretary sat at his desk, typing away appointments in his e- journal, not to mention the side notes (on post aids) and the reminders for each entry. He had his large spectacles in place and a concentrated frown on his brow because of a duplicate entry. His long tan fingers though didn't cease in their typing even as he heard his boss step out from his office, even as he heard his boss's footsteps echoing in the hall and advancing towards his desk even as…

"Hn"

One blonde brow rose but the typing didn't stop,

A throat cleared itself and finally the blonde looked up after deciding to take pity on his uptight boss.

"Yes Sir?" Naruto inquired sweetly while looking into the obsidian eyes of his employer.

"Uzumaki I want to have a word with you, if you will be kind enough to follow me" with that the boss turned his back to the blond and proceeded to walk way.

Naruto got up hurriedly and slung his office bag for good measure because you never knew with these Uchihas and their workaholic attitude.

He traced the steps of his employer like a puppy but remained indignant because he would rather be made to resemble a fox than a dog. He soon found himself seated in his boss's car which was nothing new, after all he was an unofficial errand boy both personally and professionally or that was what his boss thought of him.

So he took his seat and knew that Mr. Uchiha must have something really important to say if he was willing to sit next to him. Then the boring car ride ended and Naruto found himself seated in a booth with his high profile and stick-stuck-up-his-ass boss.

Sasuke admittedly didn't take a lot of time to think about this arrangement but he didn't have much time as it was or all he had worked to build would end. So our not so little Uchiha took a deep breath and looked straight into the cerulean eyes of his secretary covered by those hideous glasses.

"I want you to marry me"

Silence

Complete and total silence

Not even a croaking frog in the background

Sasuke saw the stunned face of his secretary particularly his dilated eyes. His secretary had big eyes didn't he?

Sasuke was dragged out of his musings when the usually loud mouth assistant of his spoke up.

"Excuse me?" in a meek voice

Sasuke straightened up and prepared to present the scenario to the idiot. God knows that if he had any other way, he would have taken that immediately.

"You heard it right Uzumaki, I want you to become my spouse"

Naruto couldn't believe his ears. Him? Marry Sasuke? Before his heart could flutter anymore and he could give a meaningful 'yes' his boss busted his bubble of happiness

"Or pretend to be one that is"

A hurt frown was about to take place on Narutos face before he smoothed it out. He knew his luck could never be that good

"What do you mean, sir?" finally came out of the blonde

"I'm glad you asked Uzumaki" Sasuke replied in a very professional voice

"You see, it all started when I had just graduated High school"

Flash Back Alert

Sasuke was sitting in a bar when he heard giggling at the door. He instinctively knew that the giggling was directed at him. He gave a loud sigh just like he used to in high school. The sad part was that even guys giggled in presence. Anyway, he just ignored them and got up to go before he could be mauled by his unwanted fans. But he was too late as the bar stools on his both sides were quickly occupied by a group of people; most of them were his fellow high school student.

But before the nasally Sasuke-baby could be uttered by one of his persistent fan girl, Haruno, also known as the pink witch of doom. Another loud shriek by a guy was uttered. Yes a guy.

"What is that on your finger" que the dramatic point towards his hands

Sasuke also looked at his own finger and found that the ring his mother had jokingly placed on his finger was still there. He bought a beautiful ring for his mother on the wedding anniversary of his parents and his mother had jokingly told him to 'place the ring dear sir'

He had played along and they had all shared a laugh. And just to complete the act Itachi had given his mother a ring and she had placed it on his hand. That was s day ago and he had forgotten about it. Until now that is.

"Sasuke-baby are you engaged" the question came out of the crowd gathered around him.

"Or worse are you m-married"

Now Sasuke got irritated, it was just a ring!

"Does this mean I-I I mean w-we have to give up on you" Sakura asked through her tears.

Wait a minute, Sasuke's interest was roused. This could be his ticket to a fan-girl/boy free life.

He gave a smirk to the wailing crowd and finished the show off with

"Yes I'm afraid your right, my family arranged my engagement. This was done for our personal and professional benefit. So it would be better if you all gave up since I am very much infatuated with my near-future spouse"

With that Sasuke left the crowd stunned into silence and smirked the way to his house.

After that he was bothered considerably less and the ring was never taken off. He had moved to a different country and received the same stalker like response from the people around him until they saw the ring.

Sasuke actually kissed the ring once (more than once) and presented his undying love to it one day while drunk.

"So what does that got to do with anything?" Naruto asked impatiently though he was a little amused at the excess information of the ring-kissing kind slipped out

"I'm getting there idiot" growled Sasuke. He didn't like being interrupted.

This was all very well until Sasuke finally found a person that he would like to settle down with. He was a Hyuuga and a very respectable one at that. Sasuke had been mindful enough to remove his ring but kept it close in his pants pocket. He had found a beautiful man with a long mane of brown hair sitting opposite him for a meeting on a joint project of Uchiha-Hyuuga companies. He hadn't been too impressed with the appearance but the mild manner and quiet demeanor of the Hyuuga had intrigued him.

He had asked out the man thinking about the benefit of his company and the dating quickly got serious as did Neji.

Sasuke never liked sex and with Neji it was no different. Sasuke was a complete dominant and Neji, a submissive. He would pound away his frustration and even the gorgeous sight beneath him wouldn't bring him to completion. It would take ages for that and the neat freak Sasuke would have to clean up properly after he would finally have his release by that time Neji would be a mess of cum and sweat and soundly sleep so Sasuke had no hesitation in leaving his clothes behind. But one day he got a little careless and Neji discovered his secret. But after having an epic fight (just grunts really) Neji demanded to meet his husband/wife.

Sasuke denied having one only to be accused of being a liar. So he finally got tired and ended up saying

"Yes I am married or was really. We are having a divorce because he cheated on me" here even Sasuke was amazed at his lie.

"So there is no point in wanting to meet him. And I keep that ring as force of habit"

But Neji still wanted to meet the man that Sasuke married and see what kind of person he was.

They were after all going to marry each other.

Sasuke quickly agreed and gave a sigh of relief when Neji refused to have sex. God knows he couldn't sleep on his bed thinking of all the germs their activities created plus preparing Neji really was a lot of work.

But the sleep never came that night because Neji's voice kept ringing in his ears

"I want to meet him, meet your soon to be ex-husband the day after tomorrow"

If Uchihas could say oh-shit then Sasuke would be shouting that right now. He didn't know a single person who would be willing to play the part for him.

He was just thinking of all the possible people when his phone started ringing. He ignored it until it went to the answering machine.

Leave a message after this beep "Mr. Uchiha sorry for contacting you at your personal phone but i had reminder to make sure your aware of your meeting with the Hatake industries at 6 a.m. tomorrow. Just remember that Kakashi Hatake has an early morning flight for China tomorrow. So ok sir? Goodbye and sorry again"

Sasuke brain gave him a picture of his blonde secretary. What was his name again Nar-something. Well that guy would be perfect. He already was his errand boy plus he was needy so he won't refuse and who would refuse such an opportunity anyway. If it came to it Sasuke could manipulate him with his job.

Sasuke gave a smirk to himself and slept peacefully now that the plan was formed completely in his head.

Flash back End Warning

"So Uzumaki what do you say?" Sasuke didn't show but he really was anxious inside.

TBC

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