For those who haven't figured it out, Envy is saying Mustang wrong on purpose by now. Thought I'd let you guys know that one, but Envy may be a toddler, he's still going to have a bit of his old bite to him, not as much though.

As per usual

I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters.

"Muthangs coming home! Muthangs coming home!" Envy cheered as Riza told him the news.

Riza nodded, "Yes, he should be arriving here later tonight, and is supposed to be bringing an old friend," She said as she picked him up.

"Well then, after work that just means we're going to have to do something special for him," She told him as she put a light jacket on him, "It's going to be chilly out."

Envy nodded as he let her dress him then started playing around with a toy while Riza got her uniform on.

The soldier picked Envy back up as she started towards the door, "How about you and I bake him a welcome back cake?" Riza asked.

Envy grinned as he nodded his head in agreement as she carried him out to the car and strapped him into the childs seat before driving off.

She knew that Roy didn't take Envy to work with him often, but Riza didn't know who Envys' usual babysitter was and she didn't want to leave him with someone he didn't know, so she was going to take him to work with her.

When they got to the parking lot, Havoc was outside lighting a cigarette.

"Why are you smoking outside? Got into trouble?" Riza asked as she picked Envy up from his seat in the car.

Havoc gave them a smile, "Thought it would be best if I smoked out here instead of inside while Envy's here. Don't want him to get sick because of second hand smoke.

He reached over and patted Envys head as he said that, and Envy grinned at him.

"Roys coming back today, right?" Havoc asked as he leaned against the wall, "I'm sure your eager to see him," He laughed.

Envy nodded, "hope he gets here soon," He explained.

Riza gave the two a quick look before heading inside, "Well, I got paper work, so sorry Envy, but we will have to leave Havoc until he is done smoking for now," She said, ignoring the matching pouts both guys had as she carried Envy down the halls.

"Did Muthang tell you what time he'd be back?" Envy asked,

She shook her head, "He didn't," She told him as she put him in a portable play pen she had Fuery and Havoc set up earlier today. Along with him, she added a few of his toys and coloring books. Then she went to her desk a few feet away and set about completing her paperwork.

After all, unlike Roy, she didn't slack off at work, even when it was paperwork.

She ignored Envy's soft train noises as he played with that train he seemed to love so much. He would play with that for a bit then switch to playing with something else or coloring something, then go back to playing with his train.

Now and again one of the group members would come in to check him out and play with him, as it turned out he was to adorable for anyone to resist.

She didn't even look up when she heard the door opening and footsteps going towards Envy, it was probably Havoc or Breda, those two seemed to like hanging out with Envy the most.

"WHAT IS THIS?" The loud voice spoke out, breaking Riza of her concentration and she glanced up to see that she was wrong about it being Havoc or Breda or anyone from her team.

Alex Armstrong was kneeling in front of the play pen staring intently at Envy.

"I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CHILD!" He boomed out as he picked and held Envy in one hand.

Riza gave a nod, "He isn't mine, he's Roys." She said.

"AH! HE NEVER MENTIONED HE HAD A CHILD!" He said, clearly surprised.

Envy let out a slight whimper, clearly scared of the large man who was really to loud. His eardrums were going to be destroyed at this rate.

Riza, noticing the toddlers fear, walked up and gently took him from Armstrongs hand, "Actually, this is Envy, the homunculus. It's a long story but the Gate gave him a second chance as a human."

A fast and short version of what had happened, and she was sure that Armstrong coul assume that Roy took custody over Envy.

She ignored the tears that were falling from Armstrongs eyes as he rambled on about how 'beautiful' it was that a homunculus was given the gift of a new life and how it was great that Roy was taking care of him.

Instead of listening to him, she walked to her back and got a bottle of apple juice and a sippy cup. Setting Envy on her office chair, she poured the apple juice in the bottle into the sippy cup before handing it to Envy and putting the bottle back into her bag.

"You're taking care of him while Mustang is gone?" Armstrong asked and was earned a nod of confirmation. So he walked up to her and patted her on the shoulder, "You will make a great mother," he told her and walked away.

When he left the office, Envy looked at Riza.

"He was weird."

Riza nodded, "He's a little...excentric..." She said.

"He's still weird," Envy said, before returning to his apple juice.

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It wasn't until later that night that Roy came home.

Envy, who had been playing in the living room as it wasn't yet time for him to go to bed, spotted him first and tackled Roys legs in a hug.

Roy laughed and picked up the small boy and gave him a hug, "Hey, Envy," He greeted.

"Hi Muthang!" Envy replied.

The soldier gave a laugh, "I'm starting to think you're doing that on purpose," He said and received a cheeky smile from the toddler, "You are, aren't you?"

"Took you long enough to figure it out," Envy said smiling and hugging Roy.

Roy smiled then grinned, "Hey, Envy, where's Riza?" He asked.

"In her room working on some papers," Envy explained and tilted his head to the side, "Why do you need her?" He asked with that child like curiously.

Roy's grin grew, "Well, I have something special for her, do you think you can help me out with it?" He asked and leaned towards Envy when the boy nodded his head, and whispered what he wanted Envy to do.

"Think you can do it?" He asked, putting Envy down.

Envy nodded, "Of course!" He promised, watching as Roy headed towards Riza's room.

Just as Envy had said, Riza was working on some papers at her desk in the room and didn't notice at first when Roy entered until a moment after he stepped into the room.

"Oh, you're back," She said as she turned to face her superior officer.

Roy nodded, "Yeah," He said, walking towards her, "Hey Riza, we've known each other for a long time, haven't we?" He asked

"Yeah, when you started studying Alchemy under my fathers teachings," Riza confirmed.

Roy nodded, "Well, Riza, during my mission, I saw some things that really opened my eyes," he explained, a slight blush starting to form from his embarrassment, "I realized that life is short and lives can be taken without a moments notice. I've learned that it's best not to think of the risks sometimes and to go ahead and jump into it. So that's what I'm going to do right now," He told her.

"Roy, I don't think I follow," Riza said slowly but blinked in confusion when Roy knelt down on one knee.

He smiled gently at her, "This will clear it up. Riza Hawkeye, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"

Riza looked at him in surprise, "Roy, I don't know, this is so sudden," She said, she hadn't expected to be asked that kind of question, and sure she had feelings for Roy and had a vague idea that he had some for her, but they never actually talked about them before. But now he was asking her to marry him?

She didn't dislike the idea, she was just caught so off guard.

"Well, look at it this way, marry me and you get to have Envy as your son," Roy jokingly offere.

Riza smiled at him, "Well, if you put it that way, how can I refuse?" She asked and leaned forward, brining Roy into a kiss, "So, yes."

It was at that moment that Envy walked into the room, a huge grin plastered onto his face as he carried in a wedding ring.

"A little late timing, En," Roy joked as he wrapped an arm around him, "You were supposed to come in when I proposed, but this is probably better."

Riza laughed, "Well, now that I'm Envys mother, the first thing I think we should do is get him a hair cute," She said watching as a look of horror filled Envys face.

And I will be doing a special bonus chapter next but you can consider the main plot done.

Unless of course you guys want more chapters. From this point on, if you guys want some more chapters just say the word and I'll figure something out. But as I just said the story is done so any other chapter would just be bonus chapters I guess.

I apologize for the ending if you guys think it's lame.