How I Met Your Father

Pairing: SasuNaru

Rating: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: Uzumaki Naoki is Naruto's son. Uchiha Sasuke is Naoki-kun's newest best friend. Naruto is Sasuke's…lover! Age is just a number, try and stop our love! Tune in to this episode of "How I Met Your Father". OOC, AU

A/N: Hello again. I'm back with another one. For my first time readers here's my reference notes.|"Talking"| 'Flashback'| 'Thoughts'| pretty simple but I just want to clarify. If you don't like it, go away please, if you do read on and check out my other stuff. I've got a lot of projects in the works so don't be a stranger to my alerts. Happy Reading all! -Mellow

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto :( But I really wish I did. It'd be…different! :D

Episode 1: Honey! I'm home!

Naruto

Uzumaki Naruto frantically scurried around his large kitchen, searching for something.

'Ah! Here it is! Cumin!' he thought with pride. Grabbing a few more colorful ingredients he approached the stainless steel stove and tossed them in, with a dash of cumin. The cast iron pot of the heavenly smelling liquid simmered and filled the kitchen with an aroma sweeter than honey. He grabbed a wooden spoon and gave the soup a stir, leaning over the pot to take in the delicious heat. Raising a spoonful to his lips, he tasted it and moaned in pleasure.

'Mmm.' he exclaimed with excitement, 'I hope Nao-chan and his friends will enjoy it!'

He placed the soup on low heat and ran over to the brick oven to check on the fresh bread he prepared. It was reaching the perfect golden brown color and Naruto couldn't be more pleased. Being a professional chef, he gained most of his happiness from cooking successful dishes and making others happy with his food. Naruto turned to a vast wooden cutting board on his stainless steel island, graced with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, red onion, green peppers, parmesan cheese, oranges, and other delicacies. He reached below him to open a drawer to grab a cutting knife. Closing the drawer, he began to chop the ingredients into a salad, placing them into a big wooden bowl beside him. After competing that, he placed the salad in the fridge to keep if fresh and began to set the table.

'Hmm, which china should I use today…? Ah!' He grabbed an onyx colored set that appeared to look like marble. 'This will go well and contrast with the colors of the food.' he continued thinking. After grabbing all the china from the cabinet, he began setting the table.

The tall blonde began humming a tune in his deep soothing voice, quickly getting lost in his task and forgetting his surroundings, engrossed in the detail of the table. He didn't even seem to notice the triple beeping of the alarm system, signifying his son's return.

Sasuke

All of the sudden it was like he'd been put on pause. Uchiha Sasuke stood in awe of what had to be one of the most beautiful living spaces he'd ever seen. The others moved past him in what seemed like a daze as he continued to admire his surroundings. It wasn't as if he hadn't seen immaculate decorating and grace in his lifetime, he was an Uchiha for Kami's sake, but never like this, So open, so airy, so…like home. It was as if someone had taken the time to make sure that the house looked as open and spacious as possible from the choice of the honey colored walls to the sleek crimson carpeting.

Buzz buzz buzzzz buzzz buzz…

Simple black furnishings took up just enough space and the state of the art entertainment system didn't stand out like things like that normally tended to in such an elegant room. Modern and impressionist art was carefully scattered across the walls, sculptures were gracefully placed in the perfect spots and tapestries hung from just the right places.

Buzzzzzzzz… buzz buzz…

And this was just the living area? What did they rest of the house look like?

Buzzzzzz! Buzz!

On top of all this, there was a spectacular aroma coming from the hallway to his left. He could feel his mouth watering and wondered if Naoki's family had a professional cook.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

What the hell was that buzzing noise? Sasuke shook his head as he began to focus on the outside world again and planned to kill the shit out of the fly that kept buzzing past his ear. He turned to the left with an annoyed expression and swatted. From the sharp 'ow' he heard from his right, he realized that buzzing was Naoki thing to get his attention, not a fly. Oops.

"Sorry Naoki. I thought I saw a fly. Didn't mean to swat you." He apologized.

"Ow! Geez Uchiha! I was just trying to get your attention. You were spacing out like mad. Take your shoes off and come inside, everyone is wondering where you are." Naoki smiled teasingly and Sasuke felt a bit embarrassed. Staring off into space like that was very un-Uchiha like. He'd have to work on that. Sasuke kicked off his shoes and lined them up with the others, placing his messenger bag by his shoes.

"Naoki, you didn't tell me your house was this big. You said "simple", this isn't at all simple." Sasuke continued to gush over his surroundings as Naoki lead him up a set of spacious stairs to an equally immaculate upstairs. Each section of the house seemed to have its own special charms. This hallway had honey-colored walls with cream carpeting and music memorabilia all over the walls.

"I thought this would be simple compared to that of the great Uchiha estate. Forgive me." He laughed lightheartedly and stopped at the door to what had to be his room. He opened it and Sasuke's eyes went wide for the hundredth time that evening. It was HUGE. Bigger than his bedroom. California King-sized bed, two loveseats, a plasma, every game system known to man, and decorated out of a magazine like the rest of the house. This was every young man's dream room. iMac in the front corner, surround sound system, guitars and basses in the back corner. Why would you ever want to leave this room?

"Naoki, remind me to switch the meaning of everything you say to the opposite, okay?"

The blonde boy chuckled and shoved Sasuke .They walked over and sat in one of the love seats, watching Kiba and Shikamaru brawl on an older version of Soul Caliber. The couch was so soft that you could've had a rougher time sitting on a cloud. Sasuke sunk deep into it with a sigh of approval. Naoki laughed again and followed suit.

"This is all my Dad's doing. Not that I'm complaining, I love my room, but he likes to decorate stuff. Make it unique. That's why he's a chef. He says every dish he prepares is unique, it is never prepared the same way every time and there's always something new you can do so essentially you create a new dish every time you cook."

"Sounds like a kick ass Dad." Sasuke mentally imagined a shorter, round man, with a balding blonde head and a beard and smiled. So much better than his stiff of an old man. He never smiled unless his Mom was around. She was the only thing that made him happy. And the Uchiha got their good looks from their fathers, so yeah his Dad was tall and handsome. Seems that Naoki's Dad is the complete opposite in appearance and demeanor. Sasuke gave an inner chuckle and a smirk as Kiba KO'd Shikamaru for the second time since he's been watching.

"Damn it!" Shika cursed.

"10 bucks." Kiba held out his hand and shook it in Shika's face.

"Fine, fine. Oh, and Uchiha."

"Hn." Sasuke looked over to the boy sitting on the floor with curiousity.

"Naoki's Dad…don't think what you're thinking about him. You're wrong. Trust me. I did the same thing when I first met him. Bad idea." A chorus of agreements came chiming in from every other guy in the room. Sasuke was puzzled. So, his Dad wasn't really nice or chill? Hmm. Maybe he was one of those anal types with OCD that hated his things to get out of place. Aw, that sucked. At that point, a little melody played on the speakers and Sasuke looked around, more confused in the last few minutes than he'd been his entire life.

"It's just the intercom, probably my Dad telling us that dinner's done." Naoki reached over to grab a remote and press a few buttons. "Yo! Dad, what's up."

"Chow time bro, getcha' asses down here before I eat it all!" A deep, sultry voice called from over the speakers. It surprised Sasuke, sending slight chills down his spine and giving him a slight flush. He shook his head and stood, hoping no one caught it; Uchihas didn't blush at the sound of a man's voice!

"Yeah Dad." Naoki called. The other guys stood too, rushing out the door toward the kitchen, laughing and talking loudly. Sasuke was hesitant to follow. He wasn't sure what that voice did to him but it couldn't get any better with him actually hearing it up close and in person. He slight pressure on his shoulder and looked to his left. Naoki was beside him with a big smile that highlighted his slightly whiskered cheeks.

"Ready to meet my Dad?"

Sasuke swallowed hard, gathering up all his courage to say:

"Yeah."

A/n: So here's my new project. I'll be working on it at the same time as Dream Catcher. You can get a little of both ends of the spectrum with those two. Keep checking back for updates. I do take request so feel free, yeah? -Mellow