I kissed a ham and I liked it

- In the style of Katy Perry

by Spencer

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, fork in hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what,

I'm used to

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you

Caught my attention
I kissed a ham and I liked it

The taste of its smokey glaze

I kissed a ham just to try it

I hope my waiter don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean anything, right?

I kissed a ham and I liked it

I liked it
No, I don't even know your name

It doesn't matter,

You're my experimental game

Just human nature,

It's not what,

Normal people do

Not how they should behave

My head gets so confused

Hard to obey
I kissed a ham and I liked it

The smell of its smokey glaze

I kissed a ham just to try it

I hope my waiter don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean anything, right?

I kissed a ham and I liked it

I liked it,
Those hams they are so magical

Smokey glaze, smokey glaze, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a ham and I liked it

The sound of its smokey glaze

I kissed a ham just to try it

I hope my waiter don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean anything, right?

I kissed a ham and I liked it

I liked it
I liked the feel of its smokey glaze

I liked the feel of its smokey glaze.