GREETINGS READERS! The Senbei is back! :D This is just a teensy sneak-peek of UFO hence the mega low word-count but hey, the only reason I have the prologue is because my original first chappy was so long, I didn't know where to chop it up S: Oh yesh, Uni has completely killed off my time but the holidays have arrived and they go on until the 23rd of July! So yep, some nice writing time right there! By the way, I have over 6 versions of UFO saved in my fanfics folder - I have rewritten this countless times DX

Disclaimer: I have merely abducted FT characters from Mashima-sensei and shoved them into this weird fanfic of mine!

Title: Super Duper UFO Supreme Doki Doki Doki

Summary: The first time they meet, he is a self-proclaimed alien who has crash-landed on her balcony. "If you tell anyone about this…I'm going to probe you."

Describing their first meeting as 'awkward' would be an understatement. For her, it had been all fine and dandy before she met him and for him, life had never seemed more calm and chill banana before he met her. But that again, would be mistaken because sure as hell, she could have been better off and he wouldn't have minded some more spice in his life.

Lucy Heartfilia was captured by Strawberry Street's row of cottage houses that were more or less in her price range and had of course immediately scheduled for a house inspection with the fat moody lady currently referred to as the bane of her life. Signing those papers, she'd assumed, was her license to a better life. Big mistake and that was only a week ago. For one, her neighbour to the left (Mr Pickles) snored like flu-infected pig and the neighbours to the right (Mr and Mrs Squintworthy) gave her the evil eye and constantly made an effort to make Lucy feel like throwing her cactus pot-plant at their heads - Better yet, egging their house and toilet-papering the damned apartment afterwards. Secondly, the water canal that had previously been on the 'pro' side of the list (because it looked so damn awesome and made her feel closer to the realm of fiction as a writer) liked to change its scent from time to time. One day it'd smell salty and airy just like the ocean or the beach and the next, it reeked like the sewers. The blonde had the sneaking suspicion this had something to do with the Squintworthy's weekly load of garden mulch and manure.

All in all, life sucked – save for her introduction the next day.

Somehow, things never went right for Lucy so when she wished on the brightest star to have something epic and different happen to her that night, she realised she'd be in a world of deeper shit because that star happened to be part of Aquarius' tail.

Alas, I promised myself to post before the 5th of July/4th of July because my marks are being sent to my phone at 12am tonight (?) and I may or may not have failed chemistry (high chance of the former) so uh...yeah...If I don't update soon, it's probably because I've been half-killed from the depression. PLEASE REVIEW! It would probably help me recover some HP! Point out mistakes and improvements too since I want to level up! :3

Love you all! :D