yeah! first time making a fanfic! well it just not focus on oga and hilda. i'll make love story about all of them. please r&r

thanks!

Disclaimer: i don't own beelzebub, and i wish i own it... but no.

"Oi Oga, what did you do to Hilda, you jerk!"

"I'm not doing anything,Creepichi. I don't know what's the hell with her. She just got pissed after she went to the bathroom. And to top it all she slammed me in my face! And now you're asking me what did I do to her?" Oga burst into a rage and break Furuichi's bones.

"I give up!"

" Yeah, I wonder what happened to Hilda,"Aoi said.

"Did you girls fought?"

"Of course not. I'm not a trouble maker."

"Well I guess I need to ask her straight. I'm just wondering what's happening to your mother, Baby Beel." Oga ask his baby.

"Adah…"

"Stop talking about me, I can't stop sneezing, gutter-trash," Hilda said appearing out of nowhere.

"HILDA!" the three chorused.

"What's with the sudden appearance? Finally made up your mind to kneel and say sorry?" Oga smirked.

"Stupid, I'm just here to bring the Master home. Saa, Master Beelze, let's go home."

"Wait Hilda, the class hasn't ended yet…"Aoi said with a authoritative tone.

"Huh?"

"What I'm saying is that if you'll take Beel-chan, Oga needs to skip class."

"Hmm… Kunieda, do you really want to be with this gutter-trash that much?"

"WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT? I-i-i-I Didn't say anything about that!" Aoi replied with a reddened face.

"So what do you want? To take my Master and care for him in my place? Are you asking for a beating out of yourself?"

"HUH?"

"If you want a fight I'll give you, anytime. Just say so."

"Woohoo! Another chick fight! I'll bet for Oga's wife! No,no the Queen will win! Yeah!start it already!" the class is all hyped up…betting on Oga's misfortune again.

"Oi oi oi, just wait you two. Stop this nonsense already. Violence is not the answer to this," Oga just butt in.

'You're the one to talk' Furuichi thought.

"Besides Kunieda's right, Hilda. I can't skip classes, or else that piece of crap teacher is going to beat me."

'O-o-o-oga's on my side! Does this means…. H-h-h-h-e l-l-l-likes me now? Wahhh…' Aoi thought for a moment.

"Shut up lamebrain, did I say you have the right to butt in. I'm going to slash your mouth if you won't stop."

"What?" Oga's so pissed he kick his table and turned it upside down. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU STUPID WOMAN?"

"Oi Oga, stop this…" Furuichi said with a fear in his voice. He already knew that things will get worse.

"No Furuichi. This girl has done it. Slamming and threatening me out of nowhere, without knowing the reason! DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT!" Oga punch the nearest thing beside him.

Everybody stood in freeze. No dared to move nor breathe, dared to make a noise. Everyone are used with them arguing but things are worse than it seems now. Everyone knows that Oga can't hide his feelings especially when he's mad. Without so much saying Hilda went out with Beel. But before she was gone Oga suddenly spoke.

"Beel, cut the link. I'll go home later. I just can't stand being with your mother."Oga said without even looking at Hilda nor Beel.

"Aih…"Beel sighed. He cut the link.

"Worthless…"

'He never had this kind of fight with Hilda before. They've gone so far that Oga has to be separated from Beel.' Furuichi thought of his best friend who has a scary aura emitting from him.

With that Hilda and Beel disappear.

"Being with your mother…that really sounds like some kind of a couple…" Aoi muttered to herself.

"What's happening here you pieces of crap?"Saotome just appeared."Oga, what have you done? Okay sit down everyone."

Even though he said that he can't skip class, Oga went out, and Furuich followed.

The two went to the rooftop and then…

"Ow Crap! I over did it!" Oga said with so much remorse.

"I have the feeling that you will said that."

"But it's not my fault, isn't it? That damn woman has done something outrageous again."

"Are you sure that you didn't do anything?" Furuichi asked expecting that Oga will answer right.

"Furuichi…"

"huh?"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, HUH?" Oga grabbed Furuichi and torture him again.

"WHAT I'M JUST SAYING IS THAT DID YOU HAPPEN TO DO SOMETHING THAT WILL PISS HER OFF, YOU AIRHEADED BASTARD!"

"AND I SAID I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I JUST GAVE BABY BEEL TO KUNIEDA THIS MORNING BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WITH HER, ASSHOLE!"

"Huh? Are? That's it!"

"Huh?What?"

"You said you lent Baby Beel to Kunieda. Maybe that pissed Hilda off."

"Huh? What's the point? I always do that. Kunieda also like Baby Beel. It also saves my time."

"You're so dense you know? Hilda's jealous. JEALOUS.

"Jealous? And why?"

"Because she is Baby Beel's mother. Lending him to someone like Kunieda will really piss her off. Hilda's so devoted to his master after all, it's really annoying to see someone who could take care of his master better than her." Furuichi explained to the simpleton Oga.

"And so, Kunieda's good with child-rearing. I still don't understand it."

"You're really stupid , aren't you? Kunieda likes you, Beel likes her, Hilda is his mother… that's why…"

"That's why?"

"That's why… I WANTED TO KILL YOU! YOU ALREADY HAVE HILDA!WHY DO THE QUEEN NEEDS TO BE YOURS TOO HUH?" HILDA'S AFRAID THAT YOU MIGHT ENDED UP LIKING KUNIEDA AND MAKING HER BABY BEEL'S MOTHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NOW!"Furuichi explained it with a guilty attitude.

"O… is that so? But you know beel is the one to decide that, not me. And I'm not going to replace her as Beel's mother, duh."

"What? You mean… you already accepted Hilda as your…wife?"

"Isn't she? I'm not that stupid I know what a family is consist of. I already accepted Beel. But don't worry, I'm not into some lovey dovey family."

'what is this stupid guy saying' Oga leave Furuichi's mouth opened. Rivulets of sweat dropping.

While at home, Hilda is still thinking about Kunieda. The way he held Beelze, the way she plays with him, is at par different from hers. Is there something wrong the way I serve Master? How can she make that cute way of taking care of a baby? I'm a demon maidservant and I'm the top of the Demon wet nurse academy, there's no one that is greater than me when it comes to taking care of the Master!

"Dah, adah…DAH!" Baby Beel calls Hilda. 'There's no way that I lose to that Kunieda!'

"MAH! DAH!" Baby Beel electrocutes Hilda who is busy with her thoughts.

"MASTER!"

"MAH…mah… dabuh ai! Dabu ada!"

"Hai, hai Master, I'm sorry, Hilda's been out. Saa, Master here's your milk." With that Hilda feed Beel into her arms.

' I just really wonder.'

"AHH! Finally it's over! I wanna go home!" Oga said with a big yawn.

"So what's your plan now? Can you say what you just told me?" Furuichi asked Oga about their conversation earlier.

"Do I have any choice? Well I feel a little guilty… nothing can be done. Let's go."

"Okay."

Just as the two are about to leave, Aoi stopped them.

"Ah! Wait! Oga, can you check Hilda out for me? And can you please say I'm sorry?" Aoi asked Oga sincerely. Even though she consider Hilda as her rival, she still cares for her.

"Ah, well, yeah."

"Really? Counting on you! Ja! See you tomorrow!" Aoi left.

"Yeah."

'How about me?' Furuichi thought, envying Oga again.

"I'm home."

"O, welcome home, Tatsumi." His mother welcomed him.

"Where's Hilda?"

"Hilda-chan? Maybe in the room?"

"Thanks."

"Are you two have a fight again?" Misaki just butt in.

"Shut up, lamebrain."

A vein popped out of her forehead and punched Tatsumi out of annoyance.

"I'm just asking you, you idiot! Because Hilda's troubled! So troubled she can't take care of Beel-chan right."

"Look at that stupid woman, dragging along Beel and wouldn't take care of him."

"And now Pops have taken care of Beel-chan."

The both of them look at their father who's so depressed because Baby Beel doesn't even smile.

"Beel-chan didn't even smile, Beel-chan didn't even smile."

"Hai, hai, that's enough. It's ok dear," his wife reassured him.

"Saa tte, let's go Baby Beel,"

"Ai dabuh!" Beel cried out of excitement because he can be with his father again.

Just as the two walk, Hilda went downstairs. Oga sees her and suddenly freeze in place. Sweat dropped from him. He doesn't know what to say nor how to approach her after what he did.

"Welcome home, dear!" Hilda said while smiling. Oga was shocked.

'What happened to her?'

"Mm, yeah, I'm ho—"

Before Oga could finish what is he saying, his eyes widened in bewilderment. Hilda kissed him in the cheeks.

" I'm done cleaning your room, please rest to your heart's content."

Oga, still in amazement, replied."S-s-s-s-sure, thanks."

Oga went upstairs, still in 'what the fu*k mode.'

"What the hell did she do? What's gotten into her?"

Inside his room he noticed something. His bed has now two pillows and a large blanket.

'What the…'

"Is something wrong?" Hilda said, following Oga.

"What are these extra beddings doing here?"

"What? From now on we're going to sleep together."

"HUH? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?" Oga shouted at her like crazy.

"Of course not. Besides I don't want to be separated from my Master, even it cost me being with you, gutter-trash, always. ALWAYS."

Oga can't believe what is he hearing right now. He was so shocked he jaw dropped. Then suddenly he remembered Hilda's alter ego. ' That's right it's her alter ego.'

" I get it now. You're Hilda with amnesia."

" You bitch. What are saying? Have your head screw is loose? I'm completely sane."

"Eh? You are the true Hilda?"

"Huh? Of course I am. What on earth are you saying you worthless fool?" Hilda said expressionless. Her face can't show her seriousness or she's just playing with Oga. On the other hand, Oga is so confused he can't find the right words to say, that's why all of a sudden—

"GET AWAY FROM ME! WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHERE'S HILDA? DAMMIT!

"SHUT UP!" and with that she punched Oga with all of her strength. Oga fainted.

to be continued...