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Chapter 7

SPOV

"What? M-me?" the fear was evident in her voice. Maka had her arms crossed in front of her chest, twisting her non-existing mustache.

"Yes, truth or dare?"

I was still breathing heavily from the body shot she did off me. Her tongue on my throat, her hips over me… NO! Not here, at least!

"Well, I would hate to stop the creative juices, so I say dare." Liz scratched her head with perfectly manicured nails.

"Hmm…" Maka walked over to her turtle backpack and opened the back compartment. Even I didn't know that there was one, but it seemed like the pocket was big enough for a tin box, decorated with scythes and skulls. She came back with it, covering up her palm.

"What's this?" Liz seemed baffled that this was the dare.

"My stash." She shrugged, as if it was completely obvious.

"O-of what?" She stuttered.

"Crystal."

I could feel my jaw drop. I never knew that she smoked, let alone Meth.

The whole room was speechless, jaws slack, staring at Maka like she had just grown three heads.

"I dare you to smoke my entire stash." She said, opening the tin box, revealing a small bag filled half full of Meth, a meth pipe, and a picture of her, her mom, and her dad on Christmas morning when she was about 3-4.

"Wow, Maka! I didn't think you had it in you!" Black*Star bellowed.

"What's the picture for?" I asked quietly, crawling up behind her and grabbing the picture out of the small box. It was a nice picture. They looked like a happy family, all smiling. Maka had a small purple present in her hand, her Mama and Papa right behind her, holding hands and smiling down at her.

"I'm trying to quit. Sometimes, when I get the urge to smoke again, I look at the picture and think to myself, 'I want that, again; my own happy family, where everything is almost perfect.' I know that I can't have that 'perfect family' if I'm still hooked, so I put the pipe down. It's worked so far."

Wow, that was deep. "You know, we're always here for you." I grabbed her hand, interlacing our fingers and pulling her back against my chest.

"I know, I just didn't know how to tell you guys." She sighed, looking around the room at all our crazy friends.

"Well we're here now." Tsubaki assured her, placing a gentle hand on Maka's leg.

"Thanks, guys. Anyways, let's get back to the dare. Liz, light it up."

I pulled Maka closer to me, putting my hands around her waist, our hands still interlocked. She was sitting in my lap, my legs on either side of hers, her head rested on my shoulder.

"You're lucky I've done this before or this would have been really embarrassing." Liz chuckled, pouring the already crushed powder into the pipe and lighting it, and taking a long drag like a pro. She blew out a skull, the way Stein does his.

"What? Where did you learn that?" Kid questioned, bewildered.

"Patty taught me a couple years ago. She refuses to tell me where she learned it though." She replied eyeing Patty out of the corner of her eye.

"I told you, Mommy always brought it home! One day, I asked and she said that I could!" Patty exclaimed, bright and bubbly as always.

I face-palmed myself, now realizing that she was the way she was because of a little too much crystal at such a young age.

Liz was taking big drags from Maka's pipe, slowly too. Soon, the crystal ran out and she was left with a clear meth pipe and a fuzzy memory.

"Hey Maka," Liz started, "You got some more?" She said, making a puppy dog face.

All that my girlfriend did was shake her head.

"Nope, you smoked my whole stash."

"Fine…" Liz leaned back into the couch, resting her head on the wall. "Well, since I already said a dare, I have to spin the bottle again, right?"

I nodded grimly. Please don't let it be me, please don't let it be me. Liz sat up straight, swaying slightly before she grabbed the discarded bottle and put it back on the table. Kid was looking at Liz with a worried look before she gave that bottle a spin.

"Whee! Look at the bottle spin!" She said in a childish voice. For once, Patty seemed like the older, saner one.

It slowed down and the dreaded bottle pointed towards me, earning a good grimace.

"Aw, crap. I need to say a dare? Shit." I looked at the ones who didn't go yet, Patty, Crona, and Tsubaki. Not mentioning Kid and I. I thought hard and chose my unlucky victim. "Oi, Patty, you up for this dare?"

Her bright blue eyes sparkled.

"Fuck yeah! Lay it on me bro!" The bubbly blonde smiled and bounced up and down in her seat.

I thought carefully, as to what I would tell her to do. A light bulb flashed and my grin grew wide, really wide.

"I dare you to go down to Stein and Marie's room and ask for a threesome, acting completely drunk of your ass. When he says yes, you have to say 'too bad sucker' and run away like a mad man."

I silently heard jaws drop, one by one.

She looked at me with a determined face.

"Sure, but what if you don't believe me?"

I thought about how we would have to fix this loop hole.

"We will wait near the elevators, and since Stein and Marie are pretty close, we should be able to hear everything."

"Mmkay!" She smiled brightly, bounding out the door and down the hall.

We all followed after her, piling in an elevator and heading down to Stein and Marie's floor. Patty dashed out the elevator and skidded to a stop right outside Stein's door. We all hid behind the wall, waiting for the show Patty was bound to give us. She knocked on the oak door rapidly and took a deep breath, getting into character.

Stein opened the door, dressed in only a pair of grey stitched boxers with the look of a few too many drinks and exhaustion plastered on his face. "Patty?" he asked disbelievingly, "What are you doing here?" he said through a yawn.

Patty giggled a little, swaying on her feet.

"Hi Professor," she drew out the professor and fluttered her eyelids. "I was wondering if you wanted to come up to my room and have a drink!" She giggled insanely and started to play with her hair.

We all put a hand over our mouths to keep from bursting into loud guffaws.

"Umm, Patty, I think you've had a little too much to drink." He leaned in slightly and sniffed her. "And it seems as if you have been smoking meth too." Stein rubbed his eyes one more time and put his hand on her shoulder. He looked back into his room and shot a glance at Ms. Marie.

"I'll go upstairs with you and have a few drinks, and possibly more." He grinned and went back into his room to slip on a shirt.

Patty stopped swaying and crossed her arms. She looked dead serious.

"You ain't going up to my room!" She shouted. Stein turned back in surprise, a mix of shock, anxiety, and… disappointment?

"Umm…yeah, of course not. Just making sure you're alright. You know? Still able to make good decisions and what not." He rubbed the back of his neck uncomfortably.

"Mmhmm…sure sure, Stein…whatever you say…" She trailed off suggestively, skipping down the hall, back to the elevators, humming a song.

She ran to the button on the wall, punching the up button, jumping up and own waiting for the elevator to arrive.

"Come on. Come on. Come on…" She mumbled underneath her breath, glancing back and forth between the hallway and the unopened elevator doors.

"Wait, Patty!" Stein called from the hallway. We could hear his heavy footsteps as he ran down the hallway in an attempt to catch up to patty before she left.

Shit! We need to get out of here, or we're going to have A LOT of explaining to do.

Finally, the doors of the elevator creaked open slowly. We piled into the tiny elevator in a hurry, tripping over each other's feet and falling unceremoniously against the back wall. Patty pressed the CLOSE the button repeatedly.

"Patty! Wait up!" Stein yelled, almost directly in front of our elevator.

"Shit!" Kid hissed.

The elevator doors creeped closed sluggishly. 2 feet left…10 inches…6…4…2…

"What the…" Stein was directly in front of the doors, peering in curiously.

"Byyye!" Patty chimed in a sing-song voice, waving and chuckling mischievously.

"Oh my god, that was close!" Maka breathed from right next to me, sinking into my side and taking a deep breath.

"Yeah, it was." Liz chuckled; obviously still high off her ass.

Kid walked up behind Patty and gripped her waist, pulling her back into his chest. Wrapping his arms around her middle, he leaned down, burying his nose in her hair, breathing in her scent. When he came back up for air, he glared at me, gripping Patty a little tighter.

"Don't you ever do something like that ever again." He growled, murderously.

"Ya ya Dude, I get it. But, she was the one who chose dare…" I trailed off.

"Whatever." He mumbled, drowning himself in Patty's hair once more.

"HAHAHAHAHA! That was AMAZING! Did you see his face when he saw all of us in the elevator?! HAHAHAHA! " Black*Star thundered, bending over, and laughing into the floor.

"I have to say, that was pretty good." Crona said, speaking up for the first time in a while.

"Thanks, man." I told him, pulling Maka further into my side.

"Okay, enough of that; who's turn is it?" Tsubaki voiced.

"Umm…Patty's, I think." Crona informed us.

"Oh yeah," Patty giggled, dragging Kid out of the now opened elevator. "Truth or Dare, Tsubaki?"

Tsubaki instantly paled. "U-umm, I g-guess I p-pick dare." She stuttered as we walked back into the room. Kid and Patty flopped down onto the ottoman resting in front of the bed as the rest strutted towards the couch yet again.

"Mwahahaha!" Patty rubbed her hands together maniacally, almost like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. "Excellent, I dare you to pole dance right here," she pointed to the middle of Maka and I's living area, "in front of all of us in the skimpiest piece of lingerie you can find." She challenged, raising one brow.

The entire room burst into a fit of laughter. Black*Star looked slightly pained, staring at Tsubaki with lust filled eyes, no doubt imagining the possibilities that come with a pole dancing girlfriend. Poor Guy. The rest of us, however, had tears in our eyes we were laughing so hard. This shit was funny! Tsubaki herself had burst into laughter the second she heard the dare.

"Okay." Tsubaki chuckled, "You're on, Patty." She winked and hurried off into Maka and I's closet with the rest of the girls trailing behind her.

The moment the closet door closed, Black*Star groaned and flopped down on the couch in obvious distress. He had his eyes covered by the crook of his arm, and his junk stood at full attention. He obviously really liked the thought of Tsubaki as a pole dancer.

"That was so mean." He mumbled.

"Haha, no shit." Kid laughed.

"No man, you don't understand. Tsubaki's done this before. She knows what she's doing. She's gonna look like a fucking professional rubbing up on that pole." He groaned, propping himself up on his elbows.

"Well damn…" Crona mumbled, blushing profusely.

"THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING!" Ragnarok yelled, popping out from Crona's back.

"SSSHHHH!" We all whisper yelled.

"Sorry. Just telling the truth." He defended himself, shrinking back into Crona's frail body.

"Well, this is gonna be interesting…" I mumbled.

Just then, the girls came rushing back into the room, giggling to themselves and pulling a makeshift stripper pole out from the closet with them. Where the FUCK did that come from?! They set it up in the center of the living room, situating the couches around the pole and dimming the lights. They gathered on the couches and suddenly, the song "Get Low" by Lil Jon came on, and Tsubaki bust through the closet doors, clad in tiny, black lace lingerie set, held together with a red silk ribbon to give it the corset look. Just to top it all off, a pair of fishnet stockings, garters, and black stripper heels. Oh damn…

Get low, get low, get low

To the window! (To the window!)

To the wall! To the wall!

To the sweat drop down my balls

Now all you bitches crawl!

Tsubaki strode up to the pole, grasped it in her left hand, wrapped her legs around the pole, and ground on the cool metal the entire way down to the ground. From there, she slid up the pole, arching her back and popping her chest out to the beat. Suddenly, she bent forward, spreading her legs and touching herself, her ass directly in Black*Star's face. The poor guy was clearly enjoying the show far too much. He reached out and smacked her ass hard, the lust evident in both their eyes as his hand came in contact with her ass. Tsubaki let out a small moan, her eyes sliding shut in pure ecstasy. She snapped herself out of her stupor, closing her legs and strutting back up to the pole, eyeing Black*Star the entire time.

Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug

Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanna act you can keep yo ass where you at

The girls were laughing their asses off, bent in half and snorting. Maka had fallen over into my lap, she was laughing so hard it had become silent, other than the occasional snort. She, along with the other girls, had lost it the moment the song blared through the surround sound speakers. Us guys, on the other hand, were a completely different story.

We all knew Tsubaki had a rocking body, but we didn't know she was a pole dancing goddess. Black*Star really had his hands full with that one. Kid and Crona sat dumbfounded, their mouths agape, completely flabbergasted. I was honestly no better than they were. I just had the liberty of having Maka as a distraction. Her guffaws were truly hilarious themselves, distracting me enough so as I did not come off as a complete pig. Black*Star's erection was plainly obvious as Tsubaki strut; grind up and around the pole.

Tsubaki was currently doing the splits against the pole, bending her knee and twirling around the pole, hanging on tight with her legs, her back arched, and her mouth slightly open. When she stopped spinning, she turned around and ground her ass into the cool metal, eliciting a low moan from her horny boyfriend. When she heard this sound, her gaze instantly shifted to Black*Star, and she put her hands behind her head. Grasping the pole and using it as leverage, she then dropped all the way into the splits. From there, she bent forward and crawled on her hands and knees all the way to Black*Star, her eyes, never leaving his.

What Tsubaki did next, surprised us all, mostly Black*Star. She rose to her feet, turned her back to her boyfriend, and started giving him a lap dance, in front of everybody. Every one of us guys instantly moaned at the display in front of our eyes. Words cannot describe the intensity of what she did. I can only say that it was one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. I swear Black*Star almost nut in his pants. He was clearly enjoying himself.

After her very amusing lap dance, she finished off her act with a few last poses against the pole in the center of the room, each even sexier than the last. With the final beat of the song, she stayed in position for a few seconds, and then relaxed, bowing and curtseying playfully. The room erupted into a thunderous applause.

"That was hilarious, Tsubaki!"

"That was so hot!"

"Where'd you learn how to do that!?"

"Please teach me how to do that! That was amazing!"

"Guys," I yelled, "give the girl some space, haha."

Everyone took a step back, allowing the poor girl to breathe. Tsubaki gave her attention to the girls, so us guys huddled up a few feet away.

"Man, 'Star, you didn't tell me she could do anything like that! That was hot! Where'd she learn to do that?" Kid pleaded. His mouth was still agape, hanging wide open.

"She took this one class over the summer to keep in shape. I didn't even know it was a pole dancing class until she showed me as a birthday present last month. Best birthday ever," He explained. He shifted in his seat, trying miserably to hide the massive boner that was going on in his pants.

"Wow, dude, you really hit the jackpot with Tsubaki there. She really is amazing." Crona told him, his eyes still slightly glazed over, no doubt as a result of that amazing display of sexiness.

"She's GOTTA teach Maka how to do that, man. You don't know how much I would love you if she learned how to do that…no homo." I said aloud, nearly moaning just from the mere thought.

"Talk to Maka about it. If she wants to do it, I'll ask Tsubaki." Black*Star promised.

"Thanks, man." I thanked him sincerely.

"Okay, guys. Let's get this game going again. Tsubaki, it's your turn." Maka announced.

We all sat down in a circle on the floor, Tsubaki sat in front of Black*Star, his hand resting on her hip protectively. Patty sat with Kid, her head leaning on his shoulder, their fingers entwined. Maka sat next to me, my arm around her shoulders, our fingers interlaced as well. Crona sat next to Liz, both a comfortable distance from each other, just enjoying each other's company. Tsubaki had her thinking face on. I leaned down to peck Maka on the lips really quick.

"Kid, truth or dare?"

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