Congratulations!

You are now the owner of a fully automated Loki unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your favorite Jotun , please pay close attention to the following instructions.

Basic Information:

Name: Loki Odin-Laufeyson

Date Of Manufacture: Year of 69BC

Place Of Manufacture: Marvel, Nine Realms

Height: Around 6'2"

Weight: Unknown

Race: Frost Giant

Your Loki unit will come with the following accessories

Three shirts

Two pants

2 boots

2 Set of Armor

1 set of throwing knives

1 Glow stick of Destiny

When you first open your Loki unit, he will be distant and uptight. Kneel and he will not throw you out a window.

Cleaning: The Loki unit is fully capable of cleaning himself but demands you keep the house clean.

Programming:

Your Loki unit is intelligent and cunning, and can carry out the following functions:

Teacher: Whether it's learning how to cast the right spell to how to travel between the nine realms or how to defeat Thor at chest Loki has all the intelligence to teach you what you want to know.

Spar Partner: Centuries of fighting has honed Loki's battle skills with knife throwing, staff and hand to hand. Want to learn how to kick some ass? Ask your Loki.

Partner in Crime: Loki is full of chaos and masterplans. Want to rob a bank?Steal the crown jewels? Break governments? Rule the world? Loki is your best friend.

Boss: Loki was created to rule and you were made to be ruled. Within minutes Loki will have you hiring thugs and cooking his favorite steak.

Your Loki unit comes with five different modes:

Brother

King

Companion

Mother

Madness

The Companion mode is activated whenever Loki is with other units Pre-Avengers. He will laugh at jokes, tease people, pull pranks, drink (sometimes), go on adventures and smile. He will also react differently to different units in this mode.

King is activated when Loki is placed in a place of power over others. He will command, sit smugly, demand kneeling, give speeches and refuse to call back Thor units.

The Brother mode is activated when Loki is with a Thor unit Pre-A. He will follow his brother on adventures, comfort, joke, edge on, defend, spar and demand kisses.

Mother: This is activated when Loki is around children of any age or any of his own. He will hug, cuddle, read to, buy things (candy, ice cream, toys), carry on shoulders, play and defend the children. This is in effect even in madness mode.

The madness mode is activated when Loki finds out about his heritage. He will attempt to destroy planets, kill Thor units, scream, rage, scheme, attempt to take over worlds, kill frost giants and fight Avenger units.

(Please note that companion and brother are only available before Loki learns of his heritage. If you want them back Loki needs to be reset.)

Reaction to other units:

Odin All-Father: The Odin is the adopted father and at first Loki will love and try to impress him. If he finds out about his heritage he will go into madness (see above) and refuse to tolerate Odins.

Lady Frigga: This unit is the adopted mother and means more to Loki than any other. He will not harm, scream, curse while in madness around her. You can leave them alone.

Thor Odinson: This unit is the adopted brother and close to the Loki unit who will always be in the brother mode before he finds out the truth. The Thor will never stop loving, trying to redeem and take the Loki unit "home". After the truth is revealed Loki will go into madness around the Thor.

Clint Barton: If Loki is in possession of the G.S.o.D. (Glow Stick of Destiny) he will mind control the Clint unit and will be in King/Boss mode. When he is not in control the Clint will attempt to shoot a Loki with an arrow. If Loki does not know his heritage he will maintain the companion mode around Clint and they will pull pranks on people.

Natasha Romanova: The Natasha and Loki will often get into battles of words which usually ends in "mewling quim" being thrown around. If these two come into contact and madness is not activated then Loki will revert to companion mode.

Tony Stark: This unit will banter with a Loki in madness mode and will usually end in him being thrown out of windows. The floor number does not matter. If the Loki is not in madness then he will revert to companion and will often listen to the Tony explain about machines and become his pranking buddy.

Bruce Banner: This unit will go into HULK mode around a Loki in madness mode and will proceed to beat the Loki like a drum. However if a Loki is in companion mode then the two will have intelligent conversations and drink lots of tea.

Steve Rogers: If a Loki unit is in madness mode these two will immediately come to blows until one is defeated. However if Loki is in companion mode they will spar, talk over being out of time and Loki will pose for Steve's sketching.

Nick Fury: In madness mode Loki will go into dark conversations with a Fury unit. The Fury will also lock Loki in a glass dish and offer a magazine. If Loki is in companion mode then he and Fury will talk strategy. Fury will often try to recruit Loki into an Avengers unit group.

Phil Coulson: When in madness mode the Loki unit will either ignore the Coulson or seriously injure him by stabbing. If Loki is in companion mode then they will play chess, talk about books, have lunch and steal technology together.

Erik Selving: When Loki is not mind controlling Selving they will have no conflict.

Jane Foster: These units have no contact.

Darcy Lewis: These units have no contact.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: My Loki keeps popping up with machine gadgets. Where do they come from?

A: A Tony unit. If it annoys you ask him to clean them.

Q: My Loki was happy with my Avengers units and suddenly they are always fighting and just tried to burn down my house. How do I stop them and get back to the way it was?

A: Loki must have discovered his true nature and has gone into madness. If you want things back you have to reset everyone and try to avoid Loki learning the truth.

Q: My Loki and Clint are bros and are pranking everything with pranking distance. How do I get them to tone it down?

A: The only thing you can do is get a Coulson unit and he will keep the pranking down to a minimum.

Q: My Loki suddenly have pictures of himself in different poses all over his room. I cannot draw a straight line so where is he getting all these pictures from?

A: He must have found and befriended a Steve Rodgers unit.

Warranty: With proper care, the Loki unit will live for centuries and die of old age, unless an battle kills him. However, if you get scared with the dark prince, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).

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