Holy huffin' Jesus, I've been spoiled. You do realize that by offering to post a new chapter if I got plenty of reviews, I meant if I got like, 8? I have 13... We had some votes for Shizu-chan, but Izaya for the win~! So this end part will be from his POV. Before we get started though, I was asked questions, and I always answer those first. Rai Rai Blue, yes I am writing a new Shizaya. Eventually... It's going to be a multi-chapter story, and I need to get further in my DelHibi before I start it. I know how it'll begin and end, but I need to work the rest out first. oOKairiOo, "How the hell did Celty get the two to kiss?" AH, great question my little thread tugger! Have you ever been held with your arms behind your back? I know when I'm held this way, I have a tendency to lean forward. Also, Celty had them in the air, and while they were fighting to get free... You know what? I'm more into showing than telling. So just read this chapter, and we should be fine. Hopefully... Anywho, on with the story!

Shinra's Diagnonsense, Izaya Style~

I'm so sick of Shinra. He can't keep his big nerd brain to himself. Constantly, he's always analyzing something.

In high school, he had a thing for plants. For some reason, I was the one he constantly blabbed to about it. Every single day it was something else.

"Izaya, the Venus Fly Trap ate the fly and bloomed!"

"Izaya, I figured out how to make photosynthesis move even faster!"

"Izaya, I like to hear myself talk!"

Alright, I made the last one up, but you get the point, ne? He's always babbling. Recently, I've been even more creeped out by him, if that's possible.

I've noticed whenever he sees me, he writes something down. When he asks me about Shizu-chan, he smiles to himself at my responses and writes that down too. His eyes are hidden behind those glinting glasses, and I can't help but feel like I'm the one under the scalpel about to get cut.

Needless to say, I hate feeling like this. I always have. I'm the one who's supposed to make everyone feel uncomfortable and insecure. Why the hell does Shinra think he's somebody all of a sudden? And asking me about Shizu-chan of all topics? Why?

What is so important about Shizu-chan?

Okay, so we've been fighting more than usual lately. I've been coming into Ikebukuro more now, for work. He always seems to know where to find me. I find it odd that he could sneak attack me, yet he always feels the need to announce his presence first. Shizu-chan likes to yell at me.

Our banter always ends in a chase, but recently no one has gotten hurt. It's just been me and the brute.

The way it should be.

Currently, I'm on my way to meet the estranged doctor. He said he wants to ask me for information about something. I'm not quite sure what to think about this, since he's never asked me for any before. I'm prepared to cut him a discount, if he really wants some intel.

After all, what are friends for~?

I meet him under a lamppost outside a tall building. He leads me inside, and I'm immediately wary when we arrive to some sort of basement area. It's a little dark in here, but not enough to where I can't see.

I look at him questioningly, and he gives me a little grin. I raise a brow. He points to a chair, and I sit down. I'm still holding my switch blade in my pocket. I'm not sure if I like his grin right now.

Then, I jolt as the door opens. In walks Celty and...Shizu-chan?

The blonde looks as weirded out as me, then our eyes meet, and we both know something is up. Shinra has never allowed us in the same room together before.

We both flinch as the lock clicks on the door.

"Shinra! What the hell!" Shizu-chan yells.

"So loud, Shizu-chan. Don't you see we're right beside you? There's no need to yell~." I inform him as I lean back on my chair. I love harassing this man.

"IZAYA!" he roars.

"Shizu-chan." I smirk.

"Shinra!" the doctor says happily. I told you he likes to hear himself talk.

Shizu-chan is against the wall, not wanting to come near me. I know why. Lately, it's been a sort of electrical response between us. I really don't know how to describe it. We fight still, but it's a lot harder to fight. I just want to... I don't know... I hate not knowing. I hate that brute for making me not know!

I jolt from my thoughts as I feel a cold sensation around me. I look down and notice Celty's shadows are around me tightly, lifting me from the ground. I see my switch blade leave my pocket, and I flail in her grasp, trying to get it back. I give up when I realize she's not about to kill me. Yet.

Shizu-chan is laughing like he's not a flea-bitten mongrel. I scowl at him, before I notice he's getting wrapped up too. We're both bound around the wrists and ankles, facing each other. He breathes out, and I taste the air.

Not bad, Shizu-chan~.

"Ah, thank you, Celty. I'm sure you're both wondering why you're here. Well, we're tired of you two constantly destroying half the city because you can't admit your feelings." Shinra says.

"What feelings?" Shizu-chan asks dimly, his breath tickling my face.

"I don't destroy anything. The monster does." I say. I feel it's unfair for me to be labeled as destructive as the blonde.

"Celty wanted me to let her try her way first, so that's what we're doing." Shinra continues. Her shadows adjust, and we're forced into chairs. Now I know I can feel his breath more. It's making it harder to concentrate when he's this close.

[Shizuo, say something nice to Izaya.] Celty's PDA reads.

"WHAT? No way in hell!" the blonde roars.

I'm excited. What will he say? Oh, what a mystery~!

Celty shoves another message in his face, that I can only assume is a threat, since this one is a little too far for me to read.

Shizu-chan looks at her, then at me. He sighs, tilting his head toward me. I shiver when his hair tickles my forehead.

"You're...smart." he says quietly.

"Oh, Shizu-chan~! You're too sweet to me!" I laugh. Really, how unexpected. He turns red, looking away from me.

Interesting.

[Izaya. Your turn.]

"I like your body." I tell him. I do, after all.

"WHAT? That's fucking creepy!"

"I'm only being honest."

The PDA turns to him.

"Ugh, I think your body is..." he trails off, and I lean forward in anticipation. I HAVE to know...

"Spit it out~."

"I like it too, alright?" he snarls, his mocha gaze meeting mine for a second. I see it. I see it clearly now. His pupils dilate. He wants me.

Shizu-chan wants me.

I laugh with this knowledge, thinking of how fortunate that is for me.

"So what's the point in this, Shinra? You want us to play the compliment game until we like each other?" I ask the doctor.

"That's the plan." he smiles.

Well, I have nothing to lose then.

"Very well. I love your eyes, Shizu-chan. They're so dark and meaningful at the same time. I can see everything you're thinking, just by your eyes." I say honestly. His eyes darken again.

"...Your eyes are creepy... I think they're kind of neat though..." he huffs, trying to drown his happiness in my response.

"I love your bartender outfits. They fit you well." I say.

"I like your jacket." he replies.

"You're my favorite monster."

"You're my only flea."

Oh, there's a surprise...

"Ah, really? Here I thought you hated me."

"I do!"

"Do you two even know why you hate each other? You harbor sexual feelings for each other." Shinra cuts in.

"Do NOT!" Shizu-chan yelps.

Is that really what it is? Ah, what a turn of events then.

"Celty, they're making progress, but we'll be here all night if we keep this up." Shinra sighs to his headless wifey.

Suddenly, I feel myself lifted again. I struggle against the bonds, lurching forward to try and free my hands in the back. It's no use though. I can't get a good angle-

My lips are pressed against Shizu-chan's.

Celty forced us to... And now we're still... It feels so...

My mind comes back to me as I stare into his chocolate eyes, and I bite his lips hard. He hisses, biting me back. I taste the metallic twinge of blood in this 'kiss'.

I draw his tongue out, aiming to bite it. If I bite it off, he'll be forever silent! His tongue wraps around mine, stopping my assault. His tongue is...so warm. And he tastes so good...

How long have I been wanting this? Needing this? How long have I...wanted this man?

Our fight changes. I shiver from his touch as I battle with his heated appendage in my mouth. He sucks it into his mouth further, and nibbles on my own tongue. It's amazing... I fight my restraints again, trying to get closer to him. I can feel him doing the same thing. Our wishes are granted, when the shadows are suddenly gone.

He shoves me to the floor, our mouths still connected. His hands are roaming now, and mine go to his hair. He's on top of me, his knees on either side of my body.

"S-Shizu...chan..." I moan as he kisses me harder. Because, that's what this is. A nice, heated, sexy kiss.

His hand sneaks lower, and I hiss when he presses against my groin.

"Ahhhh! Shiz...Shizu-chan...nnnnnnnn, God..." I pant, trying to shove my hips further into his wonderful grasp.

"Izaya~. I want you to beg for it." his deep voice purrs in my ear, making me lose track of everything else.

"Hahhhh... Please..."

"Please, what?"

Seriously? Do I really have to spell this out for him? My lower regions pressing against his hand like they're made of ootoro isn't enough?

"FUCK ME!" I say in a combination of lust and anger. He smirks, pushing harder.

"Ahhh, Izaya... I've waited so long to hear that..." he groans, licking my lips.

"Shizu-chan... I..."

Has it escalated this far? Really? All our fights have been leading to this point? Shizu-chan wants to... And I want him to...

My hands immediately go to his pants. I work on unbuttoning them, just knowing I want them off. I need this. I've been waiting so long...

"Heh... Easy, flea." he drawls, helping me out. I sigh happily when I see his erection, standing proud before me. I reach for it eagerly, teasing him with a light stroke.

"Izaya..." he says, pushing himself further into my hand. I revel in this feeling... I moan lightly as I pump him harder.

His hands rip my jeans off me, the button flying off in an unknown direction. His large fingers tug my boxers down. I hiss quietly when I see his brown orbs eyeing my member heatedly. He licks his lips.

"Christ, Izaya..."

I move my hand faster, making his breath pick up pace.

"Shizu-chan...now... I need it now..." I say, writhing beneath him as his pants make me feel like I'm on fire. Before I can blink, I have three fingers shoved in my mouth. I purr happily, coating them in saliva as I keep my eyes on his. He looks like a cat in heat.

How undeniably perfect~.

He shoves me on my back, shoving a finger in my entrance roughly.

"Ahhhh! So...So rough..." I gasp as it begins to shove in and out.

"Shut it, flea." he snarls, forcing his second one in.

I don't even blink when he shoves the last one in. This is how bad this has gotten. At this point, he just wants to fuck me. No foreplay, no romanticism.

I'm fine with that.

"Hahhhh... Shiz...ahhhhnnnn..."

"Do you want me inside you?" he murmurs in my ear.

"Y...Yes..."

"Deep inside? Filling you up until you burst?" he continues, his other hand finding my hard-on again.

"Shizu-chan!"

"Tell me."

"Fuck me! Please... Enough teasing... I need it... Need you..."

He snarls, removing his fingers and shoving in harshly.

There are no words for how this feels.

"Ahhhhh~... Nnnnn, so...so big..." I gasp as he pulls out, only to slam in.

"And you...are so tight..." he winces, picking up pace against me.

"Oh, God... Ah, ah..." I manage as he begins thrusting into the walls further, looking for my sweet spot. When he finds it, I see white.

"SHIZU-CHAN! There~! Oh, please, there!"

"Hah... So loud..." he groans, riding against the spot like I begged.

Our moans fill the room, and the sound of his skin on mine is like a quiet melody. I realize this is what I've been needing. I really feel this way when he pulls out and picks me up, placing me in his lap.

"Well?" he asks as I look at him questioningly. "Ride me."

I smirk.

"So bossy, Shizu-chan~." I say as I lift myself up, slamming down onto his arousal.

"Hahhh..." he hisses, his eyes closing as I drive him in further than before.

"Mmmm, Shizu..."

The sounds fill the air again, and I feel my mind slipping away from me. We are all that exist right now. As long as he's inside me, that's all I need.

"Close...Izaya..."

"Inside... Come...inside..." I pant.

We careen over the edge of pure bliss, him inside me, and me on our chests. I flop my head against his shoulder and sigh happily as I feel his release coating my insides.

"Shizu-chan..." I mewl, kissing him again as he pants harshly.

Our breathing regulates, and he looks at me tiredly.

"...What now?" he growls.

Ah, good question. Do we leave and pretend this never happened? Do we go another round? Do we go snap Shinra's neck and put a spotlight on Celty so her shadow puppets choke her?

No... I'm tired of beating around the bush. I want him to fuck me so much more. I want to be his, and his alone. I didn't spend all this time bothering him to have him fall for someone else.

It's under this thought process that I kiss him again, moaning lowly as he deepens it.

So, what now? What now indeed, Shizu-chan?

"My place, or yours~?"

Sachi: I promised... And I did it... And now... I'm going to crash.

Izaya: Goodnight~!

Shizuo: Dirty. That's what this chapter was.

Sachi: Well, it's the last one for this one. It had to end with a bang. *wink*

Izaya: I thought you were going to bed?

Sachi: I am. So go get in there and warm it up!

Shizuo: Review, because we like them. Also, Sachi tends to get upset when no one reviews. IZAYA! GET OUT OF THAT BED!

Izaya: But I'm comfy!

Thanks for reading~! Until next time.