A/N: Disney World feels! Post-failsafe. Let's all pretend that they know Robin's secret ID already… I forgot about that.
It was a bright summer morning, and Wally was getting ready for a trip to Disney World with the team. They were to meet up at Wayne Manor, Dick's place. Batman had given the team some time to relax and enjoy some time together, because of their life-changing stimulation exercise.
After packing his luggage and stuffing some hand sanitizer in his pockets, he put on his blue Space Mountain shirt, some checkered shorts, and black Chucks. He then took off for Gotham.
When he arrived at Wayne Manor, the only person there was Artemis. She was listening to some music, probably Queen, while completing some Sudoku. She was wearing a red Mickey Mouse shirt, and some black shorts. She had a green cross-body bag, and a matching green duffel bag.
"Why, fancy meeting you here, Arty!" Wally said.
"What's so fancy about this, Baywatch?" Artemis replied, "And don't call me that!"
"It's an expression, Arty, a very British one to be exact."
"I didn't know that you knew your British lingo, Wally."
"Well, I do. I'm basically a British junkie."
"Well, being Harry Potter geek doesn't mean you're a British junkie!"
"Well I consider myself one, Arty!" Wally shot back
Artemis brushed her hair to the side and replied, "Whatever, baywatch, I don't care about you and your geek-nerd logic."
"Well I-"
"GUYS GET A ROOM." said Dick, "The hell is wrong with you people. You're disturbing Alfred. Forget about your pre-trip snack, we're eating at McDonald's!"
"McDonald's doesn't sound that bad… It actually doesn't sound bad at all…" Wally muttered under his breath
"Well I'd like something healthy and not processed for once, Wally!" Artemis screamed at him
"Ugh, forget it!" Dick screamed louder, "Just keep quiet." He then ran back to his room upstairs to get his suitcase.
Superboy, Megan, Zatanna, and Kaldur had arrived. They were all wearing your normal summer clothing, tank tops and shorts for the girls, and shirts and more shorts for the boys.
"Okay, let's go guys!" Dick said while running down the stairs. He was wearing a plain black shirt and some blue shorts. He pushed the team into the car then ran to the shotgun seat.
Megan, Conner, and Kaldur shared the second row, and Wally and Artemis were squished at the back.
"Why do I have to sit beside Miss Congeniality?" Wally screamed to Dick
"Well, unless you want to share shotgun with me, Wallman, you stay with her." Dick screamed back.
"What's wrong with-"
"SIT THERE, BITCHES." Dick replied while putting his headset on.
The road trip was fairly long, and with it being early in the morning, Wally and Artemis had fallen asleep. Artemis was on Wally's shoulder, and Wally had his arm around her. The other members had taken out their phones and started taking pictures of them. Dick even posted their picture on Twitter.
" dickgrayson24 Hey look, it's thewallman and artemisarrow ! Such lovebirds."
When Wally woke up, he smelled something beautiful. It was the scent of peaches and strawberries. What could emit such a marvelous scent,he asked himself. He looked to the side and saw Artemis sleeping on his shoulder. He immediately shook her off, waking her up in the progress.
"WHAT THR FUCK JUST HAPPENED" Wally said as Artemis was coming to her senses.
"Why, baywatch? Someone peed his pants?" Artemis asked him
"Check your Twitter feed, Arty."
She opened her phone and there were tons of notifications, all from Twitter. They were all congratulating her for getting a boyfriend, who was Wallace R. West. Someone had even told her that they would make beautiful babies.
"What the- DICK YOU DICK." she screamed.
The whole team stayed silent, but Megan soon started laughing.
"Way to break silence, Megan," Dick said, "We're here guys! Don't be such killjoys."
"Where will our other bags go?" Megan asked
"Alfred'll take care of them. Come on, we have to go!" Dick replied.
They soon were out of the car, and Kaldur offered to buy their tickets. While they were waiting outside the gates, they planned out the groups. They would be divided into two, with Dick, Zatanna, Artemis, and Wally in one group, and Conner, Megan, and Kaldur in the other. This was decided by their preference of rides. Group A wanted to go to the more thrilling rides, while Group B wanted to enjoy the relaxing ones. One reminder was that the groups should stay together. Another was that there were boats to the hotel, but the last one left at 10.
Once the gates opened, they got themselves stamped and their tickets scanned. They were soon running for the rides.