"Shut up Hermione. Cool down and go home to Malfoy", commanded Ron. "If Greengrass continues to disturb you, tell my sister. You know Ginny. She's well equipped with dealing with crazy women, especially old girlfriends. Harry's rebellious year drove her mental! Remember that time after their break-up and he dated any witch who threw herself at our Man Who Lives?" Established Dramione. Short drabble.

"I hate Astoria Bloody Greengrass!" spat Hermione Granger as she plopped down onto a seat in Ron Weasley's office.

"What did she do now?" asked the Ginger man looking anything but sympathetic. He was tired of hearing his bushy haired friend go on and on about how much she disliked one of the Greengrass sisters.

"She pretty much told Draco that she'd love to see him again, even if it meant that he'd keep her on the side while he's still with me", rushed out Hermione.

Ron sighed. "He told you that?" The ferret was so stupid. He knew that this would push his girlfriend's button and yet, he still told her!

"Yes! Why wouldn't he? We tell each other everything."

As shocking as it may sound, Draco Malfoy and Hermione were in a relationship of two years. It started when they began working as healers at St. Mungos. Well, it didn't start immediately.

In fact, it took ages for them to admit their feelings and all that stuff. Everyone was getting tired of the sexual tension between the Chosen One's best friend and a Malfoy.

Like on one instance, Harry Potter was so tired of their arguing that he locked them up in a broom closet at his house, in Godric's Hollow.

"Is he gonna take her up on the offer?"

"Ronald", said Hermione, aghast. "You disgusting pig. How can you even THINK that? He'd never do that to me."

"Then why are you worrying about it?" asked Ron. "If you're so sure he won't betray you. If he's said that he won't do that, then why the hell are you worried, my female friend with a huge temper? Why get bothered over something that isn't going to happen."

"You don't understand."

"Of course I do. I'm married or have you forgotten that you were my wife's maid of honour?"

"I haven't forgotten but it's different for you. Pansy doesn't have any sneaky ex that wants her back and will do anything to get her."

"She doesn't?" said Ron. "Her bloody ex, that jerk Nott, barged into our wedding ceremony and screamed that he wasn't letting her marry me. You were there, if I recall correctly and you-"

"I-"

"Shut up Hermione. Cool down and go home to Malfoy", commanded Ron. "If Greengrass continues to disturb you, tell my sister. You know Ginny. She's well equipped with dealing with crazy women, especially old girlfriends. Harry's rebellious year drove her mental! Remember that time after their break-up and he dated any witch who threw herself at our Man Who Lives?"

Hermione groaned. "How can I forget?" she said.

"Now bestie", said Ron kindly. "If Astoria is being such a bitch then I suggest that you smack the daylights outta her the next time you see her ugly face. Doesn't that sound like fun?"

"Well-"

"It does", he said for her.

I hope it's cute enough for ya. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed. Please review if you like it.