This is a little Christmas oneshot I did a long time ago that I just now found! Pairings include, RigbyXEileen, MordecaiXMargaret, BensonXAudrey, and Muscle ManXStarla


It was Christmas time and the whole house was hopping with Christmas decorations being put up and snowball fights breaking out everywhere. It was also time for a certain raccoon to get together with a certain mole, but they didn't know it.

"Hey, Rigby," Mordecai called from behind a bush.

"Mordecai? Mordecai where are you at?" Rigby yelled running around in circles, he couldn't find that blue jay anywhere.

Mordecai quickly through a snowball at his target and it knocked Rigby straight in the head.

"Owwwwwwwww," Rigby whined grabbing a snowball for himself he aimed and hit Mordecai pitifully in the leg.

"What are you two doing?" Benson said walking out of nowhere.

"Ugggghhh," both Mordecai and Rigby said unable to come up with an excuse.

"That's what I thought," Benson said,"now get back to work, you know we have lot's of work to do before the Park Staff party."

"Oh, yea, about that party Benson," Mordecai started, "Can we bring, uh, you know, date, to this party."

"Well, yeah, I guess, just no one wild or crazy or in anyway like you two," Benson said.

"Oh, come on Benson, It's Christmas try to show a little Christmas spirit, why don't you invite Audrey to the party, wink, wink," Rigby said smiling.

"Never do that again," Benson said before walking away.

"So, what should we do now?" Rigby said, looking around he couldn't see Mordecai anywhere. "Hey! Where'd you go now?"

All of a sudden the golf cart slid to a halt right in front of Rigby piling him with snow, Mordecai yelled from the driver's seat,"Come on! We have to get to the coffee shop!"

"UUUUggggghhhh, okay, okay," Rigby said hopping in the passengers seat he had to hold on for dear life as he got thrown around. Finally they made it to the coffee shop. Mordecai and Rigby walked through the doors and was greeted with two friendly, "Merry Christmas!" by Margaret and Eileen.

"Merry Christmas," Mordecai replied back, while Rigby just stood there trying to avoid eye contact with Eileen. After the camping trip they all had gone on, Rigby didn't feel the same way about Eileen. Everytime he saw her his stomach turned in knots and he had a loss for words. He didn't know why he felt this way, he just didn't like the way it felt.

The two friends took there seat, and Margaret came to take their order. "Hey guys, may I take your order?"

"hahaha, Yes, I'd like a hot chocolate please," Mordecai said.

"Oh, getting into the holiday spirit are we?" Margaret said.

"Hahaha, yeah, in fact about the holiday spirit, ummmmm, you see me and a couple of guys from work are throwing a Christmas party and we would love it if you could come," Mordecai summed up quickly handing her an invitation.

Eileen looked at Rigby hoping to get an offer from him, but seeing he had no invitation, quickly ran away with tears burning her eyes.

Margaret saw Eileen start crying and run into the room,and said,"ummmmm, hold on to that offer for a second please." Margaret ran to the backroom.

"Eileen, what's the matter?" Margaret asked walking over to where the crying mammal was.

"It's nothing. Leave me alone," Eileen mumbled.

"Is it because Rigby didn't give you an invitation to the party?" Margaret asked already half knowing.

"Maybe," Eileen said crying some more.

"Don't worry, I'll handle it," Margaret said, she got up and walked back over to where Mordecai was waiting invitation still in hand.

"So, did you make up your mind?" Mordecai asked hopefully.

"Yeah, I'll go," Margaret said.

"Yes,"Mordecai said happily.

"If, Eileen can come with me," Margaret said.

"What!" Rigby said before getting punched.

"Haha, yeah, Eileen can come with you we'd be happy to have her," Mordecai said with a smile.

"Great, then we'll see you tonight!" Margaret said a smile glued to her face.

"Yeah,she you then," Mordecai said before turning to Rigby, "Rigby! Don't screw this up for me, I know you like Eileen okay."

"I don't like Eileen!" Rigby demanded.

"Yes, you do," Mordecai said harshly.

"No, I don't," Rigby said mimicking Mordecai's voice.

"Whatever, let's just go get ready for the party," Mordecai said driving back to the park.

"Rigby go get the eggnog from the store! Skips go with Rigby to make sure he doesn't get into any trouble! Musle Man, High 5, go cover the trees with candy canes! Mordecai, I have a secret job for you!" Benson yelled standing on the stairs.

"What's the secret job?" Mordecai asked walking up the stairs.

"I have 5 mistletoe here, and I need you to hide them in 5 secret spots, at exactly 12:00, I'm getting Skips to push this button and all the mistletoe will pop out, and the people underneath them will kiss, I need you to hide them then tell me where one spot is," Benson said.

"Oh, okay, wait why do you need to know where 1 spot is?" Mordecai asked flashing a mischievous grin.

"Never mind!" Benson yelled blushing,"Just go!"

"Okay okay!"Mordecai yelled, As he set up each one he made mental notes, plus notes on paper. He hid one above the couch, this one reserved for Rigby and Eileen, he hid one above the kitchen this one reserved for Musle Man and Starla , one above Benson's doorway, which is for Benson and Audrey, and finally one out on the porch for him and Margaret.

Soon, the first person knocked on the door, Mordecai answered in hopes that it was Margaret, but It was just Starla, who said,"Oh, hello, Mordecai, where's Mitch?"

"He's in the kitchen,"Mordecai said pointing her in the direction.

As soon as Mordecai closed the door, It just got opened right back up again. This time it was Skips who had just gotten there with the drink.

"Sorry, you guys, we would have gotten here sooner, if RIGBY hadn't taken all the samples of one thing and made the person that was giving them out turn into a monster," Skips said.

"Oh, geeze Rigby, Rigby?" Mordecai said looking around.

Skips gave a tug on a blue thing he was holding and in walked Rigby on a child leash.

Everyone burst out laughing at this sight, except Rigby who growled,"Yeah, yeah, you've all had your laugh, now can someone please untie me!"

"Hahahaha, yeah, hahaha, sure, Rigby," Mordecai said unbuckling the leash, then whispering to Skips,"Can I borrow that."

Skips gave it to Mordecai, "It's all yours."

"Why were you even on that thing anyway?" Mordecai asked.

"Because the store clerk got mad at me recking everything I touched, and demanded, I wear that, or get out," Rigby said still mad and embarrassed.

"Hahahaha, well, that does sound like you," Mordecai said.

There was a knock at the door, and Mordecai rushed to answer it, opening it up, it was Audrey.

"Oh, hi Audrey," Mordecai said glumly walking over to the couch.

Rigby smirked and yelled,"Benson, your girlfriends here!"

Benson ran down the stairs, and to the door, "Hahaha, hey Audrey, ignore what Rigby just said."

"Hi Benson," Audrey said hugging him.

Benson blushed but returned the hug gratefully.

The doorbell rang again, and Mordecai jumped, but then sat back down,"You know what, I've answered the door these past few times, someone else answer it."

"Fine," Rigby said getting up he answered the door, once he saw who it was he closed the door and walked over to his seat.

"Who was it?" Mordecai asked.

"Oh, no one, just Margaret and Eileen," Rigby said.

"Oh, that's nice, Whoa! WHat!" Mordecai jumped up and ran to the door,"hahahaha, sorry about that, come in, come in."

Margaret and Eileen walked in the house, and took in the sight, It looked the same as the last time they had been there only this time, it was decorated top to bottom with Christmas stuff.

"Oh, nice," Margaret said, as Mordecai gave her and Eileen a glass Christmas tree ornament in the shape of a Angle.

"Okay, Mordecai stay cool," Mordecai said to himself as he got ready to smooth talk it up, then he noticed, he had 5 minutes to midnight.

Rigby was already on the couch so, Mordecai told Eileen that if she sat right by him, it would make Rigby really happy. Eileen now blushing ran over and started a conversation with Rigby, well trying to, but not giving up.

"Margaret, can I talk to you outside?" Mordecai asked taking Margaret by the hand.

"Uhhhh, sure, Mordecai," Margaret asked her cheeks turning red.

Before leaving he whispered to Benson, "3 more minutes, you, Audrey, upstairs, your office, hurry."

Benson said,"What?" then realizing what he meant gasped, grabbed Audrey by the hand and pulled her upstairs.

"Okay everybody, start counting down to midnight!" Skips shouted.

Everyone, minus Rigby, all started in a chorus of 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Then all shouted.

"Mordecai, why are we out here, it's cold," Margaret said shuddering.

Mordecai staring at his watch whispered 3,2,1,"Because of this."

Mordecai leaned over and kissed Margaret, Margaret happily kissed back.

"Mordecai, I had no idea," Margaret said smiling.

"Well, yes, I do have a crush on you If that's what your talking about, I kissed you because of the mistletoe," Mordecai pointed up.

"Oh, well, still, you have a crush on me?" Margaret said blushing.

"yes, I've always, had one on you , ever since kindergarten," Mordecai said also blushing.

"Oh, Mordecai, I've always had one on you too," Margaret said smiling she leaned in and kissed him some more.

Meanwhile inside the house, Rigby was counting the seconds down in his head,while listening to Eileen count the numbers out loud. Then suddenly she gasped and everything went quiet, he stole a look at Eileen she was just staring at the ceiling.

"What's wrong with you?" Rigby asked.

Eileen didn't say a word all she did was point upward, and turn a deep shade of red. Rigby looked up and let out a silent "Holy Crap!" as he spotted the mistletoe.

Both mammals stared at each other for a brief moment before they got pushed into each other by two birds who were standing behind them the whole time. Rigby's eyes shot open wide as he got pushed onto Eileen and their lips met, then slowly, he closed his eyes, he didn't know what it was about this strange girl from the coffee shop that made him get tongue-tied and a twisted stomach, but Rigby defiantly liked it. He finally knew what his feelings were for her, and he loved her.