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Sc/N: Good evening viewers this is Scion bringing you the forth episode of The Adventures of Scion and Derek in Gensokyo. Today the author has nothing to add since no one is really commenting on the show.

D/N: It could mean we're doing fine.

Sc/N: No. Even I realize it isn't possible to go without mistakes forever. Surely we have something worth commenting on, but it simply hasn't happened yet. Maybe are guests can add something? What say you?

U/N: As per the usual - grammar could use work, but that comes with time, and even I do have trouble with that. What say you, Kogasa?

K/N: Urameshiya!

U/N: ...Indeed.

Sc/N: What the? Did she break or something?

U/N: Ohh, she's just a bit distraught over what will have happened to Sanae soon in my own fanfic, Dreams of Paradise. Shameless plug aside, is there anything you would like to add, Kogasa?

K/N: ...

U/N: ...Indeed!

Sc/N: I can't hear what she's saying, and why do you keep saying indeed?

U/N: I think she wanted some alone time, after finding the Mima section.

Sc/N: The price of technology. Well we won't be seeing her for a bit. I hope I didn't create a neet. Well that's all for today. Say goodbye guests.

K/N: Ura... meshiya...

U/N: Bye-bye! See ya all some time soon~

After draining a good 1/3rd of his blood, she began to instinctually reverse the anti-coagulant in her saliva by way of licking the wound after popping her fangs out. The wound nearly instantly sealed itself to an extent, ending the bleeding, even if the wound was still there. "Mmm... That was good~!" Flandre had the happiest of smiles on her face.

Scion was in a complete stupor at this point his eyes were distant, and he was panting a bit. Derek a bit worried tries to snap him out of it, "Hey Scion I think you may have enjoyed that a bit too much." Scion mumbles, "uwa...no, I'm fine, hehe..." Derek yelling now,"Scion you're drooling get it together man!" Now Aya began to take pictures of him. "Scoop Get~! I can see it now! Man gets off on being bitten by cute little vampires!"

The innocent vampire tilted her head, and asked no-one in particular, "What's 'getting off' mean...?" Bringing the youngest sisters attention to the happenings. Aya paled a bit, even if she could easily take the younger sister. Now, Flan's oldersister on the other hand... That may be another story, as she would be a rather even fight. While she wasn't here at the moment, Flandre would likely ask her that very question, and gain Aya the fire of the Scarlet Devil.

Wriggle sat by the spit, and pouted. She didn't particularly enjoy being ignored.

Derek answers her, "Scion said it was important to be honest with children to prevent confusion at a later age. So, miss Flandre, she means he got physical enjoyment out of having his blood sucked. To explain physical enjoyment, think of something you can do to your body that you enjoy." At this point, Usagi's eyes were now boring a hole in Scion, instead of Aya.

"S-something that... I enjoy...?" Her face reddened, and she looked away, her hands on her cheeks. Aya began to nonchalantly leave the scene, sitting beside Wriggle. "Ayayaa... I'll be quiet now~"

Scion came out of his stupor at the realization of what Derek had just said, "Derek, I also taught you what bad timing is. Please connect more than two dots in a situation." He tries to comfort Flandre, "It's OK Flan, there's no need to be shy." He looks around and for once takes in the faces of everyone around, thinking to himself "I didn't even realize I'm surrounded by a considerable amount of Touhou characters. Just to name them off there's: Mima, Wriggle, Aya, Rumia, Mystia, Flandre, and Cirno. Not sure who the girl next to Cirno staring at me is, and Olive seems to still be out of it."

Flan locked eyes with him for a moment, before looking away with an even brighter blush. "B-but I made him feel... really good, by accident..." By this point, Cirno was holding back the Mimic from trying her best to rip Scion a new one. How he dare bully her big sister, she thought.

In a sing-song voice, Mystia sang, "Food's done~"

"Saved by the bird." was Scion's thought at hearing that. Trying to change the mood he acts enthusiastic about the meal, "Well let's eat. We can sit and talk and get know each other. What do you say?"

Rumia, whose face was still smeared with now dried blood, exclaimed, "That is so~!"

Mima's face, however, had been licked clean by Rumia recently, so she was quite clean, if a bit sticky. "That is so~!" Her impression of Rumia was spot on, and earned a giggle from the blood smeared little Youkai.

Cirno chuckled, still holding Usagi back, and said, "Nice to meet you, whoever you are!"

Mystia was happily chirping to herself.

Aya was busy writing in her notebook, and hardly even noticed, while beside her, Wriggle had a happy little grin on her face while leaning against Aya's less active arm.

Flandre burped, and said, "I'm full..."

Usagi simply kept steadily struggling to get free of Cirno's hold, spouting curses under her breath.

Olive twitched about, still out of it.

Scion rubbed his hands together, and asked, "Great, so what are we having?"

"You!" Rumia had a terrifying grin on her face, before Mima slapped the back of her head.

"No, we're having horse." Mima gave a sigh at the bad joke Rumia had told.

Scion twitched after hearing Rumia's proclamation, but was relieved by Mima's intervention. He looks for somewhere to sit, and decides to go and take a seat next to Cirno. He feelt a heavy chill being hang in the air from his close proximity, but ignores it and greats her by answering her question, "Well hi, Cirno, I'm Scion, and the other voice you may have been hearing is Derek. It's very nice to meet you." He smiles at her, and then looks over at Usagi, "By the way who's this girl you're holding down?"

"Ahh, she's Flan's little sister, and my pupil! Usa's got a bit of a temper to her, though..." Cirno's teasing calmed her down just a tad, unlike what one might expect.

"Usa? I've never heard of her before, and she's a Scarlet? Does Remilia have any other hidden sisters I should know about?" Cirno gave a shrug, and replied, "Beats me. Though, Usa was actually... accidentally turned by Flan, as she apparently has such tasty blood, not that I'd know how to judge things like that. Didn't help that Flan didn't know that one only drains all of a person's blood if they want to gain a new sibling..."

Timidly, Usagi added, "I'm also a Mimic, however that works. I was in my human form at the time, so that might be why. I can also kyuu things, kinda like big sis Flan!" Now fully calmed down, Usagi was willing to talk, too.

"Just don't kyuu me unless you want me to do it to you to. I'm a very quick learner and I happen to specialize in super natural powers. Otherwise, it's nice to meet you too Usa, and I guess tough luck with the vampire thing, but I guess it worked out." He mimics Cirno's shrug, then asks, "What powers does a mimic have? Now that I think about it, I can guess, but would rather be sure."

"Ahh, well, I can mimic things! I just need some Youkai spit, or other fluids-" She found herself cut off by Rumia, who had her mouth full to the brim with meat. "Wihke shemehn!" With a sigh, Usagi admitted, "Y-yes, that'son the list, too..." She was rubbing her temples with a single hand at this point, while Rumia just giggled. She also averted her eyes from the only source of such a thing for miles, while a light blush tinted her cheeks.

"Aww, Usagi's uncomfortable! So cute~" Aya, being the annoyance that she was, pointed out the obvious between bites of her meat, only making it worse for Usagi. "Chin chin~ You three going to get any meat...? I know the two fairies like it downright frigid, but I doubt the human does, hmm?" She had a grin on her face, and was using her talons to strip meat from the body of the horse for herself.

Just then, Olive finally snapped out of her stupor, as she was now hungry. "Wha...?"

Ignoring Rumia's comment he tries to change the subject by answering Mystia. "Sure, I would like some cooked horse meet. Not sure what it tastes like, but I like new things." With a grin that showed teeth which were much like needles, Mystia said, "Well, come and get it! I'm no maid, so I'm not about to bring it to you~" She winked at him, so he guessed, to say that she wasn't offended. He takes the hint and gets up to get some meat. His thoughts drifting about as he walks over, "I didn't even know she could make a face like that. I'm getting worried about my safety even if these are some of the more pacifistic characters."When he gets there he asks, "Do I get a plate?" Chuckling, Mystia responds, "We have none~! Just bowls for the stews Mima and I make most days~"

Rumia sang, "Finger food~ Finger food~" while waving about an entire leg of the horse. She sang in a rather off-key sort of way, leaving Mima cringing from her close proximity. Cirno and Usagi got up so as to get their share, as it seemed cooled enough to freeze without worries of it cracking at this point.

"Well, I guess I don't mind, but I will at least use a skewer. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a wooden skewer and impales some meat on it. He then goes sits back on the log where Cirno and Usagi were. He takes a few bites of the meat before speaking again, "Hey, do you guys have any interesting stories you want to share? It's always interesting to listen to wild stories while eating." Usagi perks up, while chewing on a slab of frozen meat, being sure to swallow before . "Ahh! There was that time I was possessed by Yuuka!"

This got a grin out of Cirno, who paused from her also frozen mean to say, "Yeah, was a fun day! ...Though I still do feel bad about accidentally blowing your hand to bits..." This got a cringe from Usagi. "I said I forgive you! Jeez... I mean, I blew your hand off when my wings shattered, too! We're even! And there was that time I had to race that lake of blood, and ended up turned into a living danmaku! Took Elly out in a single blow, even if I also nearly drowned myself in blood!" She giggled at the memories.

"And then when I learned how to spark by watching Yuuka do it in your body! It felt great to beat Mima that way..." She let out a happy sigh.

This got Mima's attention. "Hey! It's only because I underestimated you! Don't get so full of yourself, fairy... Plus, I was being controlled!"

Ignoring Mima, Usagi went on to say, "And then when you, Mima, and I, with Yuuka in control of me, teamed up against Yukari! ...Now that I think about it, aren't you still the owner of Mugenkan...?"

Cirno thought for a second, before answering, "Huh... I guess you're right! Imagine that... Still shocked me when the three of us became human. That sucked..."

Scion was a bit confused by the last statement, but asks, "How the did you beat Yukari? Did she get bored or something?"

Mima sighed, and said from across the little party, "I made her cry, as I reminded her of when I killer her crush; I murdered my twin sister, Miko, and then Yukari made me kill myself by way of gap. Crappy technicality said I committed suicide, as I stabbed myself in the heart. Killing myself imbalanced me enough to send me nowhere, and so I walked - floated around on the earth for a bit, got sealed, escaped, caused trouble for my niece, and then hid myself away for a number of years, due to some border manipulation by Yukari. Anyways, I don't see why she was still a big crybab- Oww!" Mima rubbed her head, and looked pointedly at Yukari, who was now sitting beside her.

Scion about choked on his meat at the sight of Yukari. After a nice coughing fit he gets his breathing in order he stays quiet and watches not wanting her focus on him.

Looking at Mima with a bit of ire, Yukari continued the tale. "Yes, and then you made this wuss cry! After that, I was no longer in the mood for fighting, so I went home and cried, and cried..." She pulled her knees to her chest, obviously affected by these memories.

With a sigh, Mima pulled Yukari in for a hug, which, oddly enough, wasn't fought at all. "Come, now. It's not like she's gone - you two even have such a cute child! She may have died, but her death granted her the powers of a goddess! I'm sure that you'll see her again soon enough..." Mima's gentle words caused Yukari to ease up just a bit. The moment may have been touching, but Scion was still not about to so much as crack a joke around her. She was the last person he wanted to piss off if he could help it. The only person in Gensokyo he actually worried about, besides Reimu herself.

This gained a raised brow from most of the group. "Yukari has a child?" While the question of who raced through her head, Aya was busy writing this down at length. Scoop get!

Scion could hold in his desire to blurt out the obvious and answers, "Reimu is Yukari's Daughter. Miko if I remember is the first Shrine Maiden in Gensokyo. Apparently also Mima's sister, and from what I think your saying, had a daughter with Yukari. No wonder Reimu is so over powered." This got even more brow raised, this time by Yukari, and Mima, specifically.

"Nnno, Miko is the father of my child. Don't ask how that works, as you'll only hurt yourself trying to figure it out. Let's just say it was a miracle, and assume that to be correct." Yukari was at a loss of how he even came to the conclusion from that, really. Scion could see the confused stares, "What, it wasn't obvious? Let me break it down then, Miko is a shrine Maiden, and the way Mima implied Yukari was fond of her sister. Then she said they had a 'wonderful kid,' and I'm sorry, but there's one Hakurei in Gensokyo right now excluding Mima here. I don't need to be a detective to solve this mystery. As for how she gave birth. I just say its Gensokyo and roll with it. If it wasn't strange circumstances that lead to her birth, then I would worry."

This earned a rather dark look from Yukari. "Are you implying that Reimu is anything but a 'wonderful kid'...?" The rest of the group gulped, and thanked their lucky stars that they weren't the one to get on Yukari's bad side.

Last time that such a thing had happened, three of them were turned human.