GerIta Maybe

We were in the first world war
I couldn't fight anymore
Hid in this box of tomatoes
Now you're on your way

Descendant of Grandpa Rome
Please, I just wanna go home
I'll wave a white flag around
And now you're here today

Very scary lookin'
Always "by the book"-in'
So familiar lookin'...
Where you think you're going, baby?

Ve, I just met you and this is crazy
But I'm Italy, not a tomato fairy
It was hard to look at you through that box, baby
But I'm here with you. Don't shoot me, maybe?

Ve, I just met you and this is crazy
But I'm your captive, so feed me, maybe?
And all the pretty girls look at me, baby
But I'm Italy...ti amo, maybe?

Pretty soon, you made me pack
But I just came runnin' back
I wanna be your best friend
And train with you today

I keep on lookin' for this:
"Ich liebe dich" and a kiss
I know it's not gonna happen
Runnin' laps this way.

Hey, don't I know you?
Your eyes the 'xact same blue
Germany? Is it true
That you're Holy Rome, now, baby?

Ve, I just met you and this is crazy
I knew you in the 900's, baby!
Remember the deck brush I gave you, baby?
You gave me bad food and then you saved me

Ve, I just met you and this is crazy
But It was young love, you know it, baby
You thought I was a girl who liked tomaties
Well, I'm not female, I hate to tell ye.

Before you came into my life, I was just so sad, I was just so sad, I was just so, so sad
Before I came into your life, you were just so mad, and you should know that you were just so, so mad.

It was hard to look at you through that box, baby
But you're here with me...so love me, maybe?

Ve, I just met you and this is crazy
But I'm Italy, not a tomato fairy
And all the pretty girls look at me, baby
But hey, I'm gay and I love you, baby

Before you came into my life, I was just so sad, I was just so sad, I was just so, so sad
Before I...v-ve...? Germany? GERMANYYYYYYYYY! Come save me, maybe!

EDIT: I reformatted it so you can actually read it. ^^