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When Lee Jordan first met the twins, he had thought they were just normal, everyday, average twin brothers.

Yes, yes. Go ahead and laugh your butt off. It's funny, I know.

The Weasley twins? Normal? Don't be absurd!

Anyway, he thought they were normal, and then they were goofing around with each other, and he changed his opinion to think they were normal twins who liked cracking jokes.

Yeah, yeah. Keep laughing.

By the end of first year, he knew they were into pranks and explosions And that's really all he need to know.

Until the lotion incident.

No, you pervert, not that kind of lotion incident. I'm talking about a prank they were working on.

He and the twins had been working on a potion for a product that they were going hide in the lotion bottles in the girls' dorm. And then George knocked some firewhiskey into the cauldron.

And let me pause to clarify, they weren't drinking the firewhiskey at the time, it just happened to be on the shelf above the cauldron. So, no. They weren't drunk. They aren't that reckless.

But the thing is, when the lotion potion exploded, the firewhiskey had some effect, because the next thing Lee remembered was waking up on his bed, the twins passed out next to him, all three of them were girls' uniforms, of all things, and the room an absolute wreck.

And not a 'the lotion just exploded' kind of wreck. No. It was a drunken wreck. The kind of wreck that came about when you got the three boys drunk all at once. This was not good.

As he surveyed the damage, he wondered what the hell had happened to cause boatloads of broccoli and creme brulee to be scattered all over the room. And wait. Why the hell were there spoons hanging from the ceiling with twine?

For the Potions class competition at this forum: /forum/The_Brave_The_Brains_The_Badgers_The_Blivious/111593/

I recommend checking it out.