Witch Weekly

Gossip Corner

By Lavender Brown.

News Alert:

Our favourite Slythin-dor couple, Draco Lucius Malfoy (age 20) and Hermione Jean Malfoy (age 21) aren't heading for a divorce, as reported by a Ms. Pansy Parkinson.

That is false news, my lovely readers.

Apparently, they're in more love than ever.

Four years post the Second Wizarding War, the world has been freed of the troubles brought on by He Who Must Not Be Named. During the span of these four years, a lot has changed. Like for instance, Harry J. Potter is married to Slytherin's beauty queen: Daphne Greengrass (now Potter).

Ginny Weasley is engaged to Blaise Zabini.

Luna Lovegood is tying the knot with Neville Longbottom next year.

Ron Weasley is this writer's boyfriend of one year.

Draco and Hermione dated for two years and have entered the first year of their marriage. Last week, Ms. P Parkinson stated that are permanently ending their relationship.

"Draco's leaving Granger!" exclaims Ms. Parkinson. "He's coming back to me. Truth be told, we've been seeing each other in secret the last few months and now he's made his choice."

This is completely un-true.

In an exclusive interview with the Malfoy heir, all doubts of a break up have been cleared. "She's pregnant", confesses Draco. "About four months along and we're more happier than ever."

Upon being asked whether they're hoping for a boy or girl: "I want a girl, of course", he says. "Just like her Mum."

The couple's close friends have released comments as well.

"Bloody hell! Parkinson's a cow who doesn't know what she's taking about." -Ron W.

"I'm gonna be the godfather seeing that I'm Draco's best mate." Theo N.

"It's all gossip. Draco would never cheat on Hermione." -Ginny W.

With that being said, it is hoped that this articles clears any confusion on the break-up of the Malfoys' marriage. It is NOT happening.

Turn to page 7 for details on the upcoming Lovegood-Longbottom wedding.

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