Blaze: "OH DEAR GOD! What IS this? What's happened to me? LE GASP The Sol Emeralds!
My world will be in trouble without them! That mustached old creep... How did he
obtain the Sol Emeralds?! I remember now. I followed him... Then I got engulfed
by a white light! But, where am I? Am I in a stupid other dimension? It
shouldn't matter now. I've got to locate the Sol Emeralds! I've got to recover
them! Otherwise, my world will be in grave danger. Anyway, I should first look
around for clues."

*Before Night Carnival Boss Battle*
Blaze: "Hey bastard! I finally found you!"
Eggman: "Ah, that cat chick I saw when I made a visit to that other universe. Welcome aboard to this world"
Blaze: "(He said "this world"... As I suspected, this is another world! Wait.. NOOOO!) Return
the Sol Emeralds! They must return to my world, otherwise... bad things will happen to you!"
Eggman: "Mwa ha ha ha. You mean these pretty little things?"
Blaze: "!"
Eggman: "They are my means to ultimate sexy. Now scat, woman!"
Blaze: "Hmm, it seems you like to play with fire... LET ME SCALD YOU TO
DEATH!"

*After Night Carnival Boss Battle*
Blaze: "Now, if you return them quietly, I won't need to kill you..."
Eggman: "Hmph, you bitch! Your tricks won't work on me! I need to achieve
ultimate sexy!"
Blaze: "Whatever, loser..."
*Blaze fire kicks toward Eggman's Eggmobile. This next part of the cutscene
repeats after every boss afterwards.*
Blaze: "Give me back..."
"Blaze hits Eggman"
Blaze: "The Sol Emeralds!"
Eggman: "ONE STEP FARTHER FROM ULTIMATE SEXY!"
Blaze: "Hmph!"
*Sol Emerald drops from Eggman's Eggmobile as it disappears in the distance,
Blaze grabs it.*
Blaze: "Congratulations! Blaze the cat has received the first emerald!"
-holds it up LoZ OoT style-

*Before Leaf Storm Zone*
Blaze: "But how am I going to find the other six? And where the hell am I!?
I need to find the emeralds, but I'm lost! Huh? What's that?"
*Cream and Cheese hiding in a bush*
Cream: "(Shh! Shut up or she'll spot us, Cheese!)(When we get a little more
closer to her, let's talk to her!)"
Blaze: "What? Who in the name of fuck are you?"
Cream: "Uh oh! She spotted us. THANKS A LOT, CHEESE! Hi, you're a pretty kitty!" *Cream bows*
"My name is Cream. What's your name?"
Blaze: "(...What. Who is this girl?)"
Cream: "I've never seen you before. Let's be friends?"
Blaze: "(...what.)"
Cream: "... ... ..."
Blaze: "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Cream: "YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK! What's your name?"
Blaze: "...Blaze."
Cream: "Let's go to my house!"
Blaze: "What."
Cream: "Okay, let's go!"
Blaze: "OH MY GOD! (Now I want to kill myself. Seriously.)"
*Cream picks up Blaze and flies her to Cream's House*
Cream: "LET'S GO INSIDE!"
Blaze: "(I feel sick now. D:)"
Vanilla: "What's up, baby?"
Cream: "Hi, mom. I've brought an uber sexy friend home today!"
Blaze: "...What."
Vanilla: "You're a pretty kitty. Don't eat my daughter... or else."
Cream: "I met my friend Blaze when I was wandering around!"
Vanilla: "Oh Blaze, I hope Cream wasn't bothering you."
Blaze: "...You're talking too much for my mind to process it all! What will happen if I eat Cream?"
Vanilla: "Oh dear. Please relax. I insist you sit down before you leave."
Blaze: "(One moment she's threatening me, the next she's offering for me to sit down... what's up with these people?) ... ... ..."
*Blaze sits down and the house is burned to the ground*
Vanilla: "...I'll be in the kitchen!"
Blaze: "(All I did was sit down! D:)"
Cream: "You know... you burned down my house!"
Vanilla: "The kitchen is fine, don't worry!"
Blaze: "Um..."
Vanilla: "THE KITCHEN DOESN'T WORK! CREAM, GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Cream: "Okay!"
Blaze: "But it's not my fault D:"
Cream: "Blaze, I'm still mad at you."
Blaze: "(sigh) (Well, I am hungry. Having a bunny around is fine. I can eat her later.)
Whatever."
Cream: "All right! Mom, get a new house. We need one."
Vanilla: "Just get her out of my house..."

*After Leaf Storm Boss Fight*
Eggman: "DAMN YOU!"
Sonic: "Seeya later, Eggman!"
*Sonic sees Sol Emerald*
Sonic: "Un?"
*brief screen of Sonic/Blazes face... column of fire engulfs Emerald, Blaze
appears*
Sonic: "HEY!"
Blaze: "Finally, I've got the second one... *looks at Sonic* ...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"
*Blaze is running through a forest*
Blaze: "There are five more I must get, can't waste a single breath!"

*After Mirage Road Boss Fight. Mountain North of Night Carnival.*
Cream: "Blaze, let's go to McDonald's!"
Blaze: "I don't know what that is, but it doesn't sound delicious."
Cream: "WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!"
Blaze: "(I'm so hungry...)(Oh shit! My world is being affected already!)(The people I told here don't seem concerned..)"
Cream: "OH!"
Blaze: "What..?"
Cream: "KNUCKLES! Get your ass over here!"
Blaze: "Who's Knuckles? Is he your boyfriend? (Now I feel like a babysitter.)(At least I'm not lost.)(I just need the last four Sol Emeralds.)(Once I have them, I can eat her.)"
Knuckles: "Yo, Cream!"
Blaze: "..."
Cream: "He's Knuckles! He's kinda stupid!"
Knuckles: "What?!"
Cream: "UM... you were hearing things."
Blaze: "(She's pretty stupid herself.)"
Knuckles: "So, aren't you going to introduce me?"
Cream: "BLAZE!"
Knuckles: "YOU LOOK MEAN! Hey, what do you have in your hands?"
Blaze: "GO AWAY!"
Knuckles: "CHAOS EMERALDS!"
Blaze: "(What the hell is a Chaos Emerald...?)"
Knuckles: "Give them to Sonic so he can transform and kick Eggman's ass!"
Blaze: "(What's a Sonic?) I DON'T HAVE CHAOS EMERALDS! GO AWAY!"
Knuckles: "HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME! Wait..."
*Knuckles dashes off*
Blaze: "(I've wasted too much time on that son of a bitch!)"
Knuckles: "What's this..."
*Knuckles hits rocks*
Blaze: "I'm out."
Cream: "Wait for me!"
Blaze: "(What I have in my hands gives the power of ultimate sexy... if I don't have them all, I'll, the ugliest of people will become sexy and the sexiest will become ugly!)

*After Water Palace Boss Battle. Mountain north of Night Carnival*
Cream: "WHERE THE FUCK IS SONIC?"
Blaze: "I don't need his help! Can't you people take a hint?! Besides, this "Sonic" sounds like..."
Voice: "SONIC?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! I WANT YOUR BABIES!"
*It's Amy!*
Amy: "SONIC?"
Cream: "Hi Amy!"
Amy: "Did you see Sonic?!"
Blaze: "(She cut me off! Sonic sounds like a stupid fuck.)"
Cream: "I'm looking for him too, but... you didn't say hi."
Amy: "Whatever."
Blaze: "Um, who is he?"
Cream: "This is Amy. She's insane!"
Amy: "Cream, we better have a little talk..."
Cream: "No! We aren't going to talk about periods!"
*Amy has hammer out...*
Amy: "NOT THAT TALK!"
*Amy chases after Cream*
Blaze: "(...Why do they talk about that?) (This place is odd.)
Amy: "So, who's the bitch?"
Cream: "Blaze. She's my friend."
Amy: "I'm Sonic's girlfriend for life!"
Blaze: "What's a Sonic?"
Amy: "Great! Wait... WHAT?! You don't know who Sonic is?! I HATE YOU!"
Blaze: "(..I don't even...)
Amy: "I gotta go!"
Cream: "Tails is mean. He eats rabbits."
Amy: "SAWNIC!"
*Amy runs off*
Blaze: "What..."
Cream: "Let's follow Amy!"
Blaze: "Huh?"
Cream: "AMY WILL FIND SONIC FOR US!"
Blaze: "(What is a Sonic?!)"
Cream: "Blaze, you're crushing me!"
Blaze: "(..Oh god.)
Cream: "You let me go! Yay! Now let's go!"

*After Altitude Limit Boss Battle. On small island.*
Sonic: "THERE YOU ARE!"
Cream: "SONIC!"
Blaze: "(So this is Sonic... looks gay if you ask me.)"
Tails: "CREAM! Get away from her! She steals emeralds!"
Cream: "Those were hers from the beginning."
Sonic: "YOU EMERALD SNATCHING -bleep- -bleep- -bleeeep- -bleep-!"
Blaze: "Thank you."
Sonic: "THANK YOU?!"
Blaze: "(That was sarcasm, stupid.) Thank you for being vulgar. Now leave me alone. I need to collect the Sol Emeralds and handle everything all by myself."
Sonic: "What?!"
Tails: "You're from an alternate dimension!"
Blaze: "..."
Sonic: "THERE IS ONLY ONE DIMENSION! No dimension can survive without me!"
Blaze: "MY MISSION, BLUE HEDGEHOG! MINE!"
*Blaze runs off*
Cream: "BYE! Blaze, wait!"
*Cream flies off after her*
Blaze: "(My people... the natural order is in danger!)"
Cream: "Blaze! You're stupid! You didn't ask for help!"
Blaze: "He's gay."
Crean: "No! HE IS FUCKING STRAIGHT!"
Blaze: "(What the hell?)"

*After Huge Crisis Boss Battle. On small island.*
Cream: "You have six gems!"
Blaze: "I just need one more. (Hopefully the natural order is restored when I get it.)"
Amy: "YOYO EVERYONE!"
Cream: "Amy is my favourite rapper!"
Blaze: "(What is a rapper? I don't even...)"
Amy: "YO BITCH! -insert swearing every where-"
Cream: "This is good music!"
Blaze: "This stuff kind of... sucks."
Amy: "KISS MY FUCKING ASS BITCH! MAH RHYMES ARE SEXY AND YOU JUST A HEXY FEXY"
Blaze: "...what."
Amy: "AH FUCK IT ALL! I MASTURBATE AT THE TABLE! YO!"
Blaze: "(That's disgusting.)"
Amy: "SEX IS HEALTHY! IF YOU MEAN AN SCARY, HAVE SOME SEX AND YOU'LL BE NICER!"
Blaze: "(...!)
Cream: "What's wrong with my music Blaze?! YOU JUST TURNED IT OFF!"
Blaze: "(It's weird...)"
Rolling Stones: "I see a red door and I want it painted black..."
Blaze: "That's better."
Knuckles: "THERE YOU ARE!"
Cream: "It's Knuckles!"
Knuckles: "Hey, you, cat bitch! It's payback time!"
Amy: "...What did you do to him?"
Cream: "It wasn't a big deal... he's just a butt."
Amy: "That's normal. I'll deal with him."
Blaze: "(...!)"
Amy: "Aren't you in a hurry?"
Cream: "Blaze, we're flying!"
Blaze: "D: (NOOO, I'll feel sick again!)"
*Cream flies Blaze up in the air*
Amy: "Hey bastard! Wait a minute!"
Knuckles: "This has nothing to do with you, Amy! My business is with that cat
bitch!"
Amy: "Look, that's why I called you a b-... Why I called you over! LISTEN!"
Knuckles: "GET BACK HERE!"
Cream: "We're safe!"
Blaze: "...Uggghhh"
Cream: "I love you Blaze!"
Blaze: "...Ew."
Cream: "As a friend!"
Blaze: "(I hate it here.)

*Before Dead Line Boss Battle*
Blaze: "The last Sol Emerald... Return it to me!"
Eggman: "WHAT A TOUGH GIRL!"
Sonic: "Hi Eggman!"
Eggman: "Sonic! Get in line. I must beat this cat again. Then, when I have the
emeralds, I'll have ultimate sexy..."
Blaze: "... ... ... You stole the Sol Emeralds, and jeopardized natural balance... Just so
you could get "ultimate sexy"?! I'll kill you slowly and painfully! Then I'll burn you, then I'll dance in your ashes and I'll throw them in a chest and chuck it into the ocean!"
Sonic: "Harsh."
Blaze: "My battle! MINE."
Sonic: "Yea... not happening."
Blaze: "I don't need your help!"
Sonic: "You should get a boyfriend.."
Blaze: "Why are you still here?"
Sonic: "You could have thought that, you know!"
Eggman: "Perfect! I'll probably get pornos!"
*Sonic vs. Blaze is the boss battle.*

*One hit left in Sonic vs. Blaze fight*
Blaze: "I SAID... I don't need your fucking help!"
Sonic: "No, YOU NEED HELP!"
Blaze: "WHAT? You don't know anything! I AM A GUARDIAN! I have a curse and it is terrible!"
Sonic: "...What."
Blaze: "I WILL KILL YOU TOO!"
*Fight continues with them trying to push each other off edge of platform*

*After Sonic vs. Blaze fight*
Sonic: "You broke my leg... and my arm... and my ribs.. and my jaw..."
Blaze: "Shut up."
Sonic: "Can't you be at least a little nice? (She's so mean.) Accept help, girl!"
Cream: "Blaze!"
Blaze: "Oh goodie! I'm hungry!"
Sonic: "What are you going to do?!"
Blaze: "...nothing."

*Before Final Zone*
Sonic: "Beautiful things have been turning ugly until you got the last emerald."
Blaze: "ONLY I CAN HAVE THEM! Cream, let's blow this joint."
Nothing: "... ... ..."
Sonic: "Where is that bunny?"
Blaze: "Cream?"
Tails: "SONIC!"
Sonic: "WHAT?!"
Tails: "CREAM GOT KIDNAPPED BY EGGMAN!"
Blaze: "NO!"
Tails: "HE GAVE ME A LETTER!"
Blaze: "GIVE ME IT!"
Eggman's Letter: "Mwa ha ha ha. I am Doctor Ivo Robotnik! I have taken Cream. If you
want me to return her... Blaze must come to Point W alone!"
Sonic: "What."
Tails: "It must be a trap!"
Sonic: "YEAH!"
Blaze: "No."
Sonic: "Yeah, even she agr- Wait, WHAT?!"
Blaze: "BYE!"
*Blaze leaves*
Tails: "Sonic, are you sure?"
Sonic: "Yeah."
Tails: "...Sonic."

*One Hit Left Final Zone. Final Zone Boss is giant robot.*
Eggman : "DIE!"
*Humorous scene, since he rams the giant robot into the side of the stage
trying to hit Blaze and instead it eventually just gets stuck there without
harming Blaze at all, allowing Blaze to easily hit it one last time.*

*After Final Zone. This cutscene is a lot of pictures. Blaze is looking at
destroyed giant robot.*
Blaze: "Time to rummage."
*Blaze searching through wreckage*
Blaze: "Cream! Do you hear me, Cream? ... She's not here. (I'm so hungry D:)"
*Blaze looks up*
Blaze: "Un?"
*Cream falling from sky*
Cream: "Blaze!"
*Cream about to hug Blaze*
Cream: "Blaze!"
Blaze: "..."
Cream: "We're friends! Right?"
Blaze: "Hell no!"

*Blaze eats Cream*