The Adventure of Chappy Rukia!
Disclaimer: I can honestly proclaim that Tite Kubo owns Bleach and will continue to do so for eternity!
Summary: AU - In the darkest of nights, she appears! Clad in a violet bunny girl suit and armed with a pure white sword and magical ice powers, she fights the evil doers of the streets of Karakura Town! She is the one, the only, Chappy Rukia! Join her as she battles her arch-nemesis, Mystic Ichigo! -IchiRuki
Prologue:
The Karakura Legend:
All of Karakura Town knew of their scantily clad protector. They all were aware of her miraculous exploits and selfless acts. Most of all, they were aware of how embarrassing it was to be saved by a short girl with magical powers over ice who dressed like a nightclub dancer.
They weren't proud of it but they weren't going to stop it either. I mean, come on! Would you? For one thing, she has magical ice powers that can freeze you solid. Secondly, she did a very good job protecting the city from lowlifes and super villains. Third and most importantly, she's a cute chick in a bunny girl outfit…what's not to like, seriously.
No one knew exactly who this sexily clad young woman was but her work was evident all over town. Each time a heist happened, you found a group of ski mask wearing thieves frozen in place. Occasionally, you would see her jumping away from the scene in her purple bunny suit. And with each case, her insignia was there…
A poorly drawn picture of a bunny's face with the words…
"Chappy, Defender of Justice was here!"
No, we're not kidding!
Though the drawing confused the hell out of anyone who saw it, they also knew it was a sign from their vigilant protector. But just who is this mysterious, scantily clad young superhero? And why does she defend a little city that people otherwise don't ever talk about? We don't know and we don't really concern ourselves with it. As long as she continues to run around in skin tight outfits and freeze bad guys, we really don't care.
We're easy to please…
To Be Continued…?
Hey there everyone. I am posting this to assure you all that I am, indeed, still here. I wrote this while imagining some of the most cliché and off-the-wall dialogue between Ichigo and Rukia and I figured I'd see what you all think.
I assume that when people read this, they think… "This story better be funny…" And I hope that it is! Either way, should I attempt to write more or should it be left as is?
Let me know and keep on smiling you beautiful readers!