Title: Oz kills Jack Vessalius

A/N: Never wrote for this fandom before, but I thought I would give it a try.

(I don't think anyone has done this before, right?)

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"-and you don't exist either. Also, this body?" Jack laughed and threw his head back, his golden braid swaying as he did so. "It's mine. You don't have anything. You can't own anything, because you are nothing."

Oz glared up from the ground at the soul of Jack Vessalius inside of his mind. Slowly, he got to his feet as the man laughed madly. Without hesitation, Oz lunged himself at the man and grabbed his long braid, wrapping it around his throat and tightening it while Jack choked.

"Oh yeah?" Oz shouted over Jack's coughing. "If I'm nothing, then how the hell am I killing you right now?"

"Gahhh- grahhgrr-" Jack choked.

"That's what I thought," Oz snapped.

Jack's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he slumped to the watery floor of Oz's mind. Oz spit on his body and stepped on his head, then took out a lighter and set his body on fire.

"Serves you right," he scoffed as he took back control over his body. He gave Jack one last glance and decided to insult him one last time. "Fucker."

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Jack should probably get a haircut. Just saying.

Sorry if this sucks xD I had this idea in my head for a while, and it finally got out. Should I make more stuff like this?

Your input, please :)