I would like to dedicate this following chapter to my husband since this is really his idea and for always bugging me about finishing this story. Also, I would like to dedicate this chapter to all those readers and reviewers who kept reading until the end, even though this story had a pretty devious author *blushes*. Good or bad, every review made me smile, some made me chuckle, while others encouraged to me to keep writing. I just need you all to know that I really appreciated each one. My intention was to keep everyone on their toes and I hope the ending satisfied most of you!

Also for this following chapter to make any sense, I need everybody to pretend that in Chapter 8, when Bulma finally confesses her love for Goku, that he had a Kakarot moment and threw Bulma on the hood of her car and just had his dirty way with her, just before they go their separate ways. I'm thinking by now most of you can guess what this "Bonus Chapter" is all about. If you still have the stomach for that kind of entertainment (which my doofus apparently does), please read on...

BONUS CHAPTER – When it Comes to the Case Trunks Briefs…

"Hello, everyone! I would like to introduce you all to my first guest Bulma. Now Bulma is here on our show to find out the paternity of her two month old son Trunks." An elderly gentleman asked her, as he smiled down to the adorable baby in the basinet next to the brand new mother. "Now Bulma, can you please tell the audience how you ended up in this situation?"

"Well, Maury, it's really complicated," Bulma started to say as she crossed her leg over the other, thinking of a way to relay the story without sounding like a complete floozy to the audience.

"Me and this guy, Goku. We've been in love with each other since we were practically kids! But you know how that can be, sometimes you're around the person so much you don't even know in love with him until much much much later, " Bulma explained, hoping to gain some sympathy from the elderly host. "Before I came to realization that I had been in love with Goku, he's already gotten married to a total shrew and I'm housing the prince of his alien race!"

"Do go on!" Maury replied, excited to hear the remaining details. This story that he was listening to seemed really different from the other cases he was so accustomed to. It was nice to hear something different for a change.

"Well, as soon as I figured out I had these feelings for him, I had to tell him Maury! I couldn't go on without knowing if he had the same feelings for me. And he admitted that he had the same feelings for me! Then…well you can say we both got a little carried away," Bulma explained as the audience gasped at her story.

"Sounds like you got more than 'a little' carried away there if you're here for a paternity test." Maury replied and his guests laughed at his comment.

"Well, it was only a one-time thing. He was married and didn't want to leave his family which I can respect. But we had been in love with each other for most of our lives, so we had to experience it at least once…" Bulma defended her past behaviour as best as possible, yet it still managed to elicit some boo's from the audience.

"Well, when does the second potential father come into the picture?" Maury asked, as his staff tested the paternity of her child with two DNA samples.

"I was really heartbroken over my situation with Goku, so I may have turned to Vegeta for some...uh...comfort," Bulma explained as she blushed a deep tomato red, realizing that despite her best efforts she still probably came off as a floozy.

"When we contacted Goku for the show, he thought he might be the father but his wife certainly didn't. Here's a message they made for you before the taping of today's show." Maury said as he directed Bulma's gaze to the large projector screen.

An image of Goku looking confusedly into the camera popped up with whispered voices of the producers asking him to start his message. Looking directly camera, Goku smiled.

"Hi Bulma!" Goku waved cheerfully. "The people on this show are telling me that I could be the father of your baby. Which I guess makes sense after what we did on top of your car that day we told each other that we loved each other-"

"Goku! Get out the way!" Chichi interjected, shoving Goku aside.

"Bulma, you're just a hussy that's been trying to dig your claws into my man since day one! I'm not buying into that whole, we-were-in-love-with-each-other-for-such-long-time, story either! I bet you invented something to make my Goku do those things with you on the hood of your car!" Chichi seethed angrily into the camera.

"Maybe she used some barbecue ribs scented perfume, yah, that's how I think she did," Chichi uttered loudly to herself getting distracted by her own individual thoughts. More whispering off-camera could be heard requesting that Chichi focus back to her original message.

"Right, back to the home wrecker. Bulma, once this test proves that Goku is not the father, I want you to leave Goku and our family the hell alone!" Chichi said as she shook her fist and the message cut out.

"Everyone, I would like to introduce Goku and Chichi to the show!" Maury said loudly, getting up from his chair and walking over to the stairs that were just off to side of the stage, waiting to greet his new guests.

As Goku and Chichi walked out, they were welcomed by a mix of boo's and cheers from the studio audience. Goku appeared to be amused from the audience reactions, where Chichi appeared to get madder and madder. After shaking hands with the host Goku moved toward the empty seat next to Bulma, but Chichi quickly got between them and shoved the chair across to the other end of the stage.

"Sit there!" Chichi instructed her husband, pointing to the chair. Goku acquiesced, dropping into the newly moved seat and waved to Bulma and her baby. Chichi grabbed another chair and moved it next to his, all the while giving Bulma her best stink eye.

"Now, Chichi it seems clear to me that you don't think Goku is the father of Bulma's child. What gives you such conviction?" Maury asked the ruffled housewife.

"Bulma has always been a hoe! I'm surprised you've only narrowed it down to two possibilities. She's always panting after the latest good-looking guy. In our circle of friends, it had always been an amusing character trait. But now she crossed the line," Chichi insulted.

"So what if I like looking at good-looking men, what straight woman doesn't? And just because I admire the opposite sex, doesn't mean I'm doing anything else with them!" Bulma threw back. "That doesn't make me a hoe, you crazy nag!"

"Oh sure, the girl who wanted to show off her panties in exchange for a dragonball is claiming that she's not a hoe!" Chichi retaliated.

"Goku, you told her about that?!" Bulma gasped, looking directly at Goku.

"Well, how else was I suppose to explain to Chichi how I knew what women's underwear looked like? She wanted to know how I knew, when I asked her why she only wore grandma panties," Goku defended his loud mouth.

"GOKU! You don't say stuff like on live television!" Chichi yelled, her face flushed due to her husband revealing to the whole world that she wore granny panties.

"I was young and stupid back then, I'm still not the skank that you're making me out to be!" Bulma shouted.

"Oh yeah, then why are we here?" Chichi answered, crossing her arms as she proved her point with a satisfied smirk.

"Because your husband couldn't keep it in his pants!" Bulma countered, surprising some cheers from the audience.

"Admit it! You invented some delicious smelling perfume! My husband wouldn't go near you otherwise!" Chichi cried back.

"Chichi, now why would you say something so rude? Bulma's my best friend and I like being near her," Goku said, obviously not grasping the situation before him. "And you smell delicious all the time and we don't do things on top cars."

Chichi sputtered in disbelief from Goku's statement. First of all, they didn't have car because Goku failed his driving tests. Second, she was flattered that Goku found her delicious too.

"Well, either way there's more to this love triangle. The other potential father, Vegeta, had this message for the show," Maury interrupted, directing everyone's gaze back to the large screen.

Vegeta's stoic face appeared on the screen as he lean nonchalantly against the brick wall backdrop.

"Yeah, I did her. So what if I could be the father? I got to train, I have no time for that," Vegeta said into the camera with a sneer and the message ended.

"Well, he's certainly concise. Everyone, I'd like to welcome Vegeta to show!" Maury introduced as he got up to greet the prince of an alien race.

Vegeta strode onto stage, not looking very impressed at the audience who was booing him. He walked past Maury without even shaking his hand and went directly to the only empty chair, which was situated in the middle of the stage.

"Must be custom from his alien planet," Maury muttered to himself, placing his extended hand into his pocket. Going back to his seat next to Bulma, Maury narrowed his gaze on Vegeta.

"So Vegeta, why don't you tell us what you're going to do if you find out that you're the father of her baby?" Maury asked.

Vegeta looked at the old man and smirked. He decided he would have a little fun with the wizened geezer.

"Oh Maury, I'll do everything possible. I'll get a job, change his diapers and feed him his bottle. Yah, and I'll quit my life-long goal of becoming a legendary super saiyan and stop training JUST to take care of my child," Vegeta said with heavy sarcasm that just went over Maury and Goku's head. Maury and Goku looked at Vegeta with new respect in their eyes as they both nodded at him, impressed with Vegeta's speech. Bulma however, rolled her eyes as knew Vegeta just a little bit better than them.

"It's always good to hear that the potential fathers have such good attitudes," Maury responded. "I believe Goku has stated to our producers that he'll be responsible father as well, if it is discovered that he's the father."

"Well, my Goku is not the father of that hoe bag's baby!" Chichi chimed in.

"Bitch!" Bulma uttered under her breath.

"Well, we'll soon find out since I have the DNA results right here!" Maury interjected as he silenced the two bitter women as he held up two yellow envelopes. The audience applauded loudly.

"We'll start off with Son Goku since he was the one you got involved with first. Son Goku, in the case of Trunks Briefs, you are...NOT the father!" Maury said.

Calamity ensued after his announcement. The audience cheered as they watch Chichi jump out of her seat to start dancing. Still not fully understanding what was going around him, Goku got out of his seat and started jiving with her, causing a couple of audience members to start laughing. Dancing was definitely not one of Goku's greatest talents.

"Well, Vegeta. You're next," Maury said, after the noise calmed down and Chichi and Goku had left the stage. "When it comes to the case of Trunks Briefs, Vegeta you...ARE the father!" Maury exclaimed.

Vegeta and Bulma looked slightly stunned at the news, even though they knew that this was pretty good possibility.

"Also, the Maury show is aware that you're new to this planet and may have some issues supporting your family. And since you showed so much concern and a great sense of responsibility to your child, the Maury show has furnished your Gravity Room into a brand new nursery!" Maury said with a big smile.

"OLD MAN, YOU DID WHAT?" Vegeta asked, getting up from his seat.

"Uh oh..." Bulma whispered, seeing the vein in Vegeta's forehead pop out.

With a loud cry, Vegeta powered up and began destroying the stage, the camera equipment and setting the DNA results on fire with his little ki blasts. The audience started shrieking as they all tried to escape the wrath of Vegeta.

"Calm down, Vegeta! Father and I will just build you another one!" Bulma shouted out.

Vegeta turned to face Bulma and immediately calmed down. Picking up Trunks out of his basinet which was slightly charred from his tantrum, he held the baby close to his chest.

"Come on brat! Momma's building us a new Gravity Room!" Vegeta said, leaving the stage. "Woman let's go! You have lots of work to do!"

Before Bulma left she slipped Maury her business card.

"I apologize Maury, Vegeta's alway been so volatile. Please send me the bill for all the repairs," Bulma explained and then she followed after Vegeta.

Maury shook his head in amazement as he looked at his ruined stage.

"OK everybody! After this segment we are enacting a very strict 'No-Saiyans' policy! Effective immediately!" Maury yelled to his crew.