The Avengers Emails

Just to let you know this is my first attempt at a fanfic so go easy on me, haha. R/R?xx

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the thoughts inside my head.

Chapter One.

From: ironmanisawesome

To: hulksmash , srogers1942 .uk, robinhood , nat3 .uk , mjolnirrules

Tony: Hey guys! Wassup, wanna come round ma mansion to partaay! :)

Bruce: ...

Clint: R u drunk?

Tony: No… )

Natasha: Tony, go to bed you are obviously drunk. Nat3

Tony: I swear to drunk, I am not God –hiccup-

Natasha: Yeah, of course you're not drunk. Nat3

Steve: Bruce, are you still here?

Bruce: Yeah, sucks to be me.

Thor: HELLO MAN OF IRON. I WOULD BE SO GRACIOUS TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER OF "PARTAAYING" WITH YOU.

Tony: Woop woop! I love you Thor ;)

Thor: LOL. MAY I BRING MY BROTHER LOKI WITH ME, SON OF STARK?

Clint: No! No no no, Tony, no!

Tony: Of course you can Goldielocks, the more the merrier

Bruce: Oh no.

Clint: Help me...pls

lokid has joined the conversation.

Loki: Hello puny mortals.

Tony: Heey Loki, I love u and ur brother soooo much

Loki: He is NOT my brother!

Natasha: Oh God, not this again. Leave him alone Tony. Nat3

Thor: COME ON LOKI OF COURSE WE ARE BROTHERS WE WERE RAISED TOGETHER.

Loki: Not.

Thor: ARE.

Loki: Not.

Clint: Stop it u 2. U r giving me + Nat a headache! Grrr.

Natasha: Clint!

Tony: O.o U r in sooo much trouble Legolas!

Clint: Stop calling me that!

Clint: Nat?

Clint: Nat?

Bruce: Awkward...

Clint: C'mon Nat I didn't mean to tell them about us hooking up!

Thor: WHAT DOES THIS "HOOKING UP" MEAN?

Tony: Clint and Natasha are having sex ;D

Steve: Ewww.

Tony: Ooh! We can call them Clintasha ! It will be so cutee

Bruce: Tony, I wouldn't if I were you.

Tony: Ya know Steve, just cos ur still a virgin doesn't mean the rest of us can't "fondue" as you like to put it

Steve: Really, Tony? That is gross.

Bruce: ...

Loki: ehehehehe!