The Avengers Emails
Just to let you know this is my first attempt at a fanfic so go easy on me, haha. R/R?xx
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the thoughts inside my head.
Chapter One.
From: ironmanisawesome
To: hulksmash , srogers1942 .uk, robinhood , nat3 .uk , mjolnirrules
Tony: Hey guys! Wassup, wanna come round ma mansion to partaay! :)
Bruce: ...
Clint: R u drunk?
Tony: No… )
Natasha: Tony, go to bed you are obviously drunk. Nat3
Tony: I swear to drunk, I am not God –hiccup-
Natasha: Yeah, of course you're not drunk. Nat3
Steve: Bruce, are you still here?
Bruce: Yeah, sucks to be me.
Thor: HELLO MAN OF IRON. I WOULD BE SO GRACIOUS TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER OF "PARTAAYING" WITH YOU.
Tony: Woop woop! I love you Thor ;)
Thor: LOL. MAY I BRING MY BROTHER LOKI WITH ME, SON OF STARK?
Clint: No! No no no, Tony, no!
Tony: Of course you can Goldielocks, the more the merrier
Bruce: Oh no.
Clint: Help me...pls
lokid has joined the conversation.
Loki: Hello puny mortals.
Tony: Heey Loki, I love u and ur brother soooo much
Loki: He is NOT my brother!
Natasha: Oh God, not this again. Leave him alone Tony. Nat3
Thor: COME ON LOKI OF COURSE WE ARE BROTHERS WE WERE RAISED TOGETHER.
Loki: Not.
Thor: ARE.
Loki: Not.
Clint: Stop it u 2. U r giving me + Nat a headache! Grrr.
Natasha: Clint!
Tony: O.o U r in sooo much trouble Legolas!
Clint: Stop calling me that!
Clint: Nat?
Clint: Nat?
Bruce: Awkward...
Clint: C'mon Nat I didn't mean to tell them about us hooking up!
Thor: WHAT DOES THIS "HOOKING UP" MEAN?
Tony: Clint and Natasha are having sex ;D
Steve: Ewww.
Tony: Ooh! We can call them Clintasha ! It will be so cutee
Bruce: Tony, I wouldn't if I were you.
Tony: Ya know Steve, just cos ur still a virgin doesn't mean the rest of us can't "fondue" as you like to put it
Steve: Really, Tony? That is gross.
Bruce: ...
Loki: ehehehehe!