AN: Greetings everyone. This will be my first Gravity Falls fanfiction. As it is I really would like any feedback positive or negative. It has been a while since I've written anything and since I just got my new laptop it shouldn't be the last.

I do not own Gravity Falls, Disney does. (Rich bastards) I also don't own the song Everybody Talks. That would be the Neon Trees.

Do not forget to read and review. The sheer amount of favorites and author favorites to my stories has me shaking in sheer joy. Especially my idol metalchickcrisis, I really hope she doesn't mind me calling her my idol when our works can not even began to compare. Enough ranting if you have any questions ask them in the reviews until I get something else uploaded or just PM me.

"THE ROAD! GET ON THE ROAD MABEL! IF YOU DON'T," At this point a deep breath was inhaled, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"

"Toniiiiiiiiiightttttttt weeeeeeee are yooounnnngg-"

'This is it? Really? This is how I end my life? Sixteen years old, never been kissed, still haven't confessed to the girl of my dreams, and listening to the most overplayed song ever? And I'm almost certain that each of those has broken some kind of teenage/man rule!'

These were the only thoughts going through a sixteen year old Dipper's head as he clutched to his seatbelt as hard as his hands would allow, as if by some miracle it would save him and abort all of this. All of a sudden the car lurched forwards and Dipper let out a yell as his head jerked forward. It was at this point that one Mabel Pines realized what was going on, and the effect that her driving was having on the other occupant in the car. Muttering a small 'oops' Mabel directed the car back onto the road and turned to smile at Dipper who was clutching at his chest.

Both of them locked eyes and Mabel began to laugh hysterically. Dipper on the other hand looked as if Death had come for him, grabbed his arm only to say, 'Oh, you're the wrong guy.' He checked out his reflection in the side mirror only to see that these thoughts were directly etched on his face. His eyes were wide and te-(Sweat! Men DO NOT CRY!)… sweat had formed at the corner of his eyes, his cheeks were red and puffy, and his hand was positioned over his chest in such a way that it looked as if he would start praying to be saved at any moment. All in all he had to admit he looked pretty silly. As a smile cracked his face Mabel only laughed louder.

Dipper let out a long drawn out sigh if this was only the first hour. Just imagine the rest of the trip.

Second Hour

"Arggh!"

"I told you not to get the 62 oz.!" Dipper yelled at Mabel, "We don't have the time to make a pit-stop if we want to get there before the night!"

"But Dipper I really have to go!" Mabel yelled back, "NOW!" she forced with her face scrunched up in pain.

"There isn't anywhere in miles! I told you to go back at the gas station."

"But their bathroom was really dirty."

"Well the only place is the trees and that's only if you really want t-"

"PULL OVER!"

Third Hour

"Hey Dipper let's sing a song!"

"What song?" At this a wicked smile crossed the older twin's face and Dipper began to feel a bit uneasy.

Music Start

"Hey baby won't you look my way, I can be your new addiction." Mabel began with a grin.

"Hey baby what you got to say, all you're giving me is fiction." Dipper sung the next part in perfect timing with the song.

"I'm a sorry sucker and this happens all the time."

"I find out that everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks."

"It started with a whisper!"

"And that was when I kissed her! And then she made my lips hurt!"

"I could hear the chit-chat!"

"Take me to your love shack!"

"Mama's always gotta back track!"

"When everybody talks!" Dipper and Mabel sung in perfect harmony.

"Hey honey you could be my drug, you could be my new prescription." Dipper started.

"Too much could be an overdose, all this trash talk make me itchin'." Mabel sung while pretending to scratch herself.

"Oh my, my shit, everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks, too much…"

"It started with a whisper!"

"And that was when I kissed her! And then she made my lips hurt!"

"I could hear the chit-chat!"

"Take me to your love shack!"

Mama's always gotta back track!"

"When everybody talks back!" The two teens finished.

"Never thought I'd live to see the day. When everybody's words got in the way." Mabel hummed.

*Insert Awesome Air Guitar Solo*

"Hey sugar, show me all your love. All you're giving me is friction." Dipper sung his thoughts drifting to Wendy, "Hey sugar what you gotta say?"

"It started with a whisper!" Mabel yelled snapping Dipper out of his thoughts.

"And that was when I kissed her! And then she made my lips hurt!" Dipper sung back thinking about Wendy once again.

"I could hear the chit-chat!"

"Take me to your love shack!"

"Mama's always gotta back track!"

"When everybody talks back!" The twins finished once again.

"Everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks… back."

"It started with a whisper!"

"And that was when I kissed her!"

"Everybody talks, everybody talks… back!" The twins finished for the final time.

"That was great Dipper we should do it again sometime!"

"Not anytime soon though. My throat is dry."

Final Hour

"We're finally here." Dipper murmured as he stopped the car. He leaned over and shook Mabel gently, "Hey. Wake up. We're here."

Mabel opened her eyes and closed them again five seconds later. Dipper rolled his eyes and slumped back against his seat, because although he'd never admit it, the ride from California to Oregon was long and tiring. He walked over to Mabel's side of the car and pulled her out and carried her to Grunkle Stan's front door.

Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!

Was the sound his foot made against the door as he kicked it. He could hear shuffling going on inside of the old store and let a small smile grace his features. Then he took a step a back as the door flew open and he was hit with a bright light from inside. Eyes squinting Dipper looked into the light and tried to identify the person who had opened the door, although he was pretty sure he knew who it was without even seeing their face.

"Ok! What's the big idea knocking on my door in the middle of the ni-" Yep. Grunkle Stan.

"Grunkle Stan." Dipper said cutting off the older man.

"Dipper and Mabel… Good God! I was about to send someone to look for you guys! You were supposed to be here two hours ago!" Stan looked as if he had more to say, but upon observing the young man with his sister asleep in his arms he seemed to think better of it, "To bed both of you. We'll talk in the morning. I got to go call your parents. They were worried well your dad was, your mom said that you'd probably just stopped to get something to eat or something."

Nodding his head the younger boy headed up the stairs almost mechanically. When he reached his sister and his room he set her down in her bed gently and went and flopped down in his. He stared at the ceiling for a few minutes as he willed sleep to overcome him. It made no sense while his body was definitely tired he felt as if energy was just coursing throughout his body. Breathing slowing, eyes closing Dipper missed Grunkle Stan coming in and cutting off all the lights. Sleep overcame the younger male quickly. If it hadn't he might have noticed the shadowy figure outside his window.

"Dipper..."