Disclaimer: This li'l sis ain't ownin' the rights to callin' Naruto hers… *gangsta pose*

Warning: Yaoi (meaning boyXboy love), sexual references, AU, OOC, mentions of suicide, prank wars, masturbation (no scenes, sorry!),

Pairings: SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, ItaDei, NagaKona

Day 1

I was going to do it. Really, I was. I just felt as if the sudden rain, stormy clouds and that tinkly feeling in my gut were a clear sign not to start anything.

… Fine, I lied. I was too nervous and scared shit of rejection thus leading me to break off in a cold sweat and high-tail my pale ass out of the school; where my rival, crush and best friend waited for me with that dazzlingly beautiful smile of his that woke warm fuzzies in my stomach. As soon as I saw him, felt the backflips in my tummy and shook with pleasure and fear... I turned and ran.

I spent the rest of the day in my house, discussing with my pervert-self how much of a coward I was, how pathetic it was not being able to tell a simple 'I like you' to your crush and just how freaking cute did Naruto look today.

GAAAAH! Damn you, hormones!

Moreover, damn you Naruto! Why are you so adorable and cute and fluffy and simply irresistible and…

Awww, he's so nice! Naruto, in all his wondrous glory, came over after school, worried. He was actually worried for me! Thought I was sick, and wondered if he could do something to make me feel better. It was tempting, I admit, for me to ask him to bend over, but got control over both my mouth and mind quickly; and sent him off quickly.

I know I'm a cold bastard, no need to rub it in. But, I can't just act like a love-sick puppy (even if I mostly do, when alone) in front of him! I had an image to uphold! Not to mention, I had to impress my lovable idiot every chance I got.

This time, impression I was going for wasn't the best; he scoffed, called me a bastard and left. I would feel down in the dumps- if not for Naruto looking über cute while scrunching up his nose and burrowing his eyebrows when angry….

I'm a sick, sick man. Boy. Teen. Whatever.

Signing off

Uchiha Sasuke

*the hottest piece of ass around here