Heyyy guys ! I've been toying with this idea a while, I mean I just so wanted to write a story with twins! And what better twins to have then next generation Malfoy ones? ;) We'll say this story is for Emma and Theo, these awesome twins I met this summer, even though they're french so can't read my story. x) Don't hate me for publishing this story before the 7th chapter of "The Rose and The Scorpion", but I am suffering this huge writer's block on that one, so I thought i'd write this story to get back on track. ;p

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DarkChocaholic

Competition

It should be a crime to be this beautiful. I think as I admire myself in the mirror of my powder compact. I really am undeniably hot with my gorgeous blond hair, icy blue eyes, full lips, which I have colored just the right shade of red with my Lancome lipstick, and long dark lashes. Not to mention my huge boobs, which is always an added bonus in scoring guys. An added bonus, who am I kidding? Small boobs = No guys. It's not just because wizards wear pointy hats and dress robes that they're insensible to that sort of stuff.

My deep, psychological thoughts are interrupted by the noisy entrance of my twin brother into the compartment.

I smile at him, "Hey gorgeous, our great looks seem to run in the family, don't they?"

Scorpius Malfoy grins back at me, "Duh hotshot, I think I made about fifty girls swoon on my way across the platform, it might be a new record."

"Hoy ! Have you two finished wowing over yourselves?" Maddie Zabini, my best friend, shouts boisterously, shoving Scorpius out of the doorway so that she, Max, Lola, Abby and Eoin can come in, dragging their heavy cases behind them. Scorp stumbles pathetically when Maddie pushes him, much to my amusement when he collides with the compartment window.

"Real smooth, I don't know if you're worthy enough to be my twin any more." I say, digging through my hand bag for my favorite green nail polish.

"I did that on purpose." He protests as he takes his usual spot opposite me, and snatches my mirror away from me to inspect for damage on his face.

"I swear Maddie, if you've so much as scratched my god-like features, I will Avada you."

"Whatever, Belinda will kill you first when she sees how much of her powder you've spilt."

"Remind me to curse him when I can actually be bothered." I say, carefully brushing the nail varnish onto my perfect nails.

The voyage passes without any problem for the first few hours, until me and my brother get caught up in another conversation about how gorgeous we are.

"Honestly Linda, face it, I am so much more attractive than you, even though, being Malfoys, we're both unfailingly pulchritudinous and dazzling, not to mention inhumanly intelligent."

"You're fighting a losing battle, I could score any guy in the school that you'd care to name."

"Even a Potter?"

"Why would I want to go out with one? Are you crazy or what?!" I exclaim.

"I bet you could go out with one if you put your mind to it though." Lola says, sounding rather thoughtful.

"Duh." I roll my eyes at her.

"I have just had the best idea ever." Max says, a grin slowly spreading across his face.

"Well spit it out then!" Maddie complains, "I'm tired of these two incessantly arguing."

"It's a competition, and each of you have to go out with the one person who hates you the most for more than a month."

I choke on the chocolate frog I'd been savoring. Chocolate is my one big weakness, even though it's loaded with calories, I just can't get enough of it. Okay, I know, I'm stalling, I should just get on with this conversation which is surely going to ruin the whole school year.

"I think you're onto something Max. Who knew you could actually sprout a good idea out of that big head of yours." Maddie says, a grin slowly spreading across her face.

"Scorpiuuuuuuus!" Lola shouts hyper actively.

"I'm right here ! What?"

"Who hates you more than anything else in the world?"

"Rose Weasley, obviously." He says, before I can kick him to get him to shut up. I swear, my brother must be the stupidest being on earth, no matter how smart he seems in class.

"You are the stupidest being on earth, you stupid troll." I state, kicking him just to let out some steam.

"Wh... Oooh..." Give the boy a cookie ! He's finally caught on !

"Troll."

"So who hates Belinda the most?"

"James Potter, obviously." Lola says, shrugging.

"I don't know, it's quite a close tie with Albus Potter..." Max muses, tapping his chin thoughtfully.

"Oh just make me go out with both ! You're already torturing me enough, might as well do it fully." I say, my voice laden with sarcasm.

Shame my stupid friends can't actually detect sarcasm.

"That's a good idea ! Go for it." Maddie says, sealing the nails to my coffin.

"Yeeees!" Lola exclaims, clapping and bouncing up and down in her seat. I swear, if her voice got any higher she could only communicate with dogs, bats and some other random creatures with supernatural hearing. Not that that would be a bad thing to not be able to hear her.

"Soooooo ! The ultimate competition between twins will be started once I explain the rules." Max says, holding an imaginary microphone up to his mouth.

"Seriously!" I complain.

"Will I have to actually kiss a Weasley!" Scorp asks, grimacing.

"The first of the ultimate Malfoy duo to go out with their designated partners and to stay with them for more than a month will be the official winner ! Going out obviously includes public affection, snogging and all that other stuff that couples do. The competition starts starting... NOW!"

I groan at Max's awful speech, first a repetition of ultimate, then another of start. Could you get any more illiterate?

I stuff another Chocolate frog into my mouth, chocolate is always the best way to forget your troubles, and, if the prospect of kissing a Potter isn't trouble, I don't see what could possibly be worse.

I love these twins! xD Please review my story, anything you see wrong with it, tell me plz so that I ca fix it ASAP ! Reviews would really be much appreciated ! ;PAnd if you follow the story, at leas PLZZZ! leave a few words in the review box about what you liked about it and stuff... Reviews make me smile! :D

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DarkChocaholic