Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight! Stephenie Meyer does!

Heeeyyy, this is my new story! I know there are a bunch like this, but give it a chance, KK? Well, here we go, The Cullen Family Goes to Walmart!

Chapter One

Emmett POV

One random Tuesday in September, I was checking my e-mail. I noticed that I had a new one in my inbox. I clicked on the link, and it brought me to a huge list titled: The Things NOT to do at Walmart. I read through them, and it seemed like a cool thing to do.

"Emmett! No!" Edward yelled from upstairs, knowing what I wanted to do.

"Eddie, PRETTY PLEASE?" I screamed.

"No! We are not going to Walmart!"

At that moment, Renesmee came skipping down the stairs. She had a curious expression.

"Why does Dad not want us to go to Walmart?" She asked.

I motioned to the large list on the computer screen. A mischevious look crossed her face, and she nodded. Now that someone else was in on it, we were definitley going to Walmart.

Edward POV

"What does Emmett want to do at Walmart that you're so strongly opposed to?" Bella asked me.

"Love, he wants to do the 'List of things to do at Walmart'." I answered.

"Oh." She sighed. "Well, let's do it with him!"

I spun around on the chair to face Bella.

"Why?!" I asked, in pure shock.

"It sounds fun!" She replied. Bella jumped off of the sofa, and ran out the door, letting her sheild down for a mere second, only to think, Bye, Love!

Emmett POV

All of a sudden, Bella ran in the room. She looked... giddy.

"IwannagotoWalmart!" Bella yelled. She was so exited her words were slurred. Wow.

"Okay, we'll go!" I said.

"Yay!" Bella screamed. She fist-bumped Ness and me.

"IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO TO WALMART WITH NESS, BELLS AND I, THIS IS THE LAST CALL!" I shreiked. Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, and Edward ran inside the living room. All of them looked really happy, exept Eddy, who's expression said: I surrender.

"Okay, I'll go! But just because everyone else is." He said.

"Good! Okay, we are all going to go to Walmart, and do the 'List of things to do at Walmart'!" I said.

"Yay! I can go shopping while we're there! C'MON, jAZZ, TO THE CAR!" Ali screamed.

All of us ran to the garage. Rose, Carlisle, Esme and I got in my jeep; Edward, Bella and Ness got in the Volvo; and Alice and Jasper got in the Porche. We all started the cars, and drove off. This was gonna be fun.

"Why are we leaving the cars running, Uncle Emmett?" Ness asked me.

"Just in case a bunch of Walmart employees chase us out of the store, and we need to make a quick escape." I replied.

Everyone nodded, and we continued inside. I pulled the list that I had printed off out of my pocket, and unfolded it.

"Okay, when it's time for a new person to do a thing from the list, the person who last went gets to pic the number and the next person who will go. Understand?" I explained. "Since no one has gone yet, I wanna pick who goes! And i pick Number 19, and Jasper!" I smiled widley.

I gave the list to Jazzy-buddy, and he scanned it looking for the 19th number. His eyes widened in shock when he saw it, and he started to shake his head violently back and forth.

"No, No way!" He yelled.

"You- have to- Jasper!" Edward was laughing in between words.

"Okay, alright." Jasper surrendered. I pulled out a video camera and pressed the record button. This was gonna be good.

Jasper POV

I sprinted up to the closest male employee I could find. I squeezed my legs together, and yelled-

"AH! Dude, I need a TAMPON!"

The poor guy looked really confuzed for a while, but finially spoke.

"But- you're a guy..." He trailed off.

"Does it really matter!? Don't just stand there, hurry! These are new pants!"

He ran away to another aisle for afew seconds, and came back with a box of Tampax.

"Oh my God! You're a lifesaver!" I screamed. I ran as fast as I could while still looking human to the general direction of the bathroom, but went around the back way to where the rest of the family was waiting. When I got there, Renesmee and Edward were laying on the ground laughing and snorting, and Bella, Rose, Emmett, Alice, Carlisle and Esme were doubled over, almost convulsing with laughter.

"Hey, guys, don't laugh!" I said. They didn't stop.

"Shut up! I know who's gonna go next!" I yelled. They finially stopped laughing.

"I pick number 46, and..."

CLIFFIE! You'll just have to wait and see who has to do #46. BTW, in this story, the numbers and actions don't match up. Like, Jasper had to do 19. On the actual list that could be like 59 or something. I just make up the numbers, but all of the pranks are on the actual list! Plz reveiw, and thanks alot for the ones you have posted!