Whoa... I really do suck at updates T-T

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Here is the next chapter of My Little Akatsuki.

I am working on General Zoi's Pony Creator to make a pony for each member of the Akatsuki. Then I shall squish them all together on Photoshop to make the cover for this story.

Disclaimer: This crappy author owns neither Naruto nor MLP.

Everyone stepped back to get a good look at each other.

Pein was a light grey alicorn. He still had his rinnegan, or so it appeared, and on his... ass? Rump? Flank? None of them were exactly knowledgeable in equine anatomy. Anyway, on his posterior was the kanji on his ring, Rei, "zero." His mane and tail were both auburn, short, and spikey, just like his hair had been. He still had the peircings in his ears, but the rest were gone.

Kisame was a very light, not bright, blue, earth pony. His mane was similarly styled like his hair, and his tail was cropped short. Both were a slightly more vibrant shade of dark blue than they had previously been. His... whatever they were called was also his ring's kanji, Minami, "south." His eyes were black

Itachi was a white unicorn. That's right, a unicorn. His butt kanji was Shu, "scarlet." His mane was pulled into a low ponytail... which is markedly different from a literal pony's tail. Speaking of, his was long, black, and straight, just like his mane. He didn't appear to have his sharingan, but his eyes were scarlet.

Deidara was an orange pegasus. His mane and tail were the same bright yellow-blond they had been, both were pulled back into high ponytails, with half of his mane out. His eyes were sky blue. Following the same pattern as everyone else, his ass tattoo was Sei, "turquoise" or "blue- green."

Sasori was a tan earth pony with mane and tail the same color his hair had been, both cropped short. His eyes were light brown, and his mark was Tama, "sphere."

Hidan was a black unicorn with white zebra stripes. His horn was broken off at the tip. One of his ears was torn. His mane was white and slicked back, and his tail was short. His kanji was San, "three." His eyes were magenta.

Kakuzu was a dark grey pegasus. His mane and tail were long and black. His eyes were a luminous green. His kanji thingamajig was Hoku, "north." He had spots along his back that freakishly resembled different faces.

Konan was a light violet pegasus with very light golden eyes. Her mane was navy blue, and pulled into its typical bun, and her tail was as well. Her kanji was Byaku, "white."

Zetsu was an earth pony, and colored exactly as he had been, half black, half white, with grass green mane and tail. His eyes were a glowing yellow, and his kanji was Kai, "boar."

Tobi was a black unicorn. His mane and tail were short and spikey, kind of like Pein's. They were also black. The only color on him was his face, which was orange, just like his mask had been. His eyes were blood red, and his butt mark was the only one that was not his ring's Kanji. His was just the Akatsuki cloud.

As they gaped at each other, Tobi continued laughing hysterically.

"See? Tobi told you he knew a nifty justu!" He smiled, his drunken slur and first person speech disappearing.

"SHUT UP FUCKER!" Hidan yelled, galloping over to him and bucking him airborn.

"Great... Now we have to go find him." Kisame groaned.

"Let's go..." Pein sighed as he began to walk in the direction Tobi had been forced to fly.

There, first actual chapter done. LOVE ME FOR IT!

...No? Okay... that's fine I guess...