Title: Baby Names

Rating: T for light swearing

Characters: Wally/Artemis

Summary: She was in no mood to deal with Wally West and his infuriating and idiotic name suggestions for the- their baby.

Author's Note: So this is for Kim, aka pulchritudinous-gal on Tumblr, who requested some Spitfire baby fluff, so Kim, I hope this lives up to your expectations. I also figured since I've been pretty inactive lately that I would post one of my tumblr drabbles. Also, I'll going to start a special surprise on the 19th in honor of Young Justice returning so be on the look out for that. Enjoy guys:)

"No way in hell am I naming my child: Proof-that-I-had-sex-with-Artemis-Crock."

"But babe, it's the truth!"

Artemis pinched the bridge of her nose, sighing heavily. She was 8 months pregnant, bedridden, and starving. She was in no mood to deal with Wally West and his infuriating and idiotic name suggestions for the- their baby.

"Okay, okay, fine." Wally stood up from their bed and put his hands up in surrender. "How about Alice? Like Alice in Wonderland, it's your favorite book!"

Artemis shook her head, "I'm not naming my daughter after that book, and besides, that's the name I used when I was undercover with Kaldur, too many bad memories for my taste."

"Oh right." Wally's face dropped a little as the realization dawned on him. "Um… okay, how about Mary or Paula, we could name her after one of her grandmothers."

"Mary Paula or Paula Mary doesn't exactly roll of the tongue…" said Artemis, shifting a bit so she was more comfortable; pregnancy, after all, was a bitch. "And besides, if we name her after one of the grandmothers and not the other, she'll never forgive us. We're already on their bad sides, living on the other side of the country and all."

Wally nodded and continued to pace in front of the bed. "Yeah, don't remind me. When I told mom that we were staying in Palo Alto, she threatened to lock me in my room and never let you or Nightwing anywhere near me."

"Um… why Nightwing?" asked Artemis, an eyebrow raised. "Is there something you need to tell me?"

"What? No! I am completely in love with you and only you ever, but Nightwing likes to think differently…"

"Oh? Care to elaborate on that one, Flash Boy?"

Wally gave her that one annoyed look that he always saves just for her, especially when she starts to use one of the many nicknames she has for him. "Nightwing likes to think that we are "Heterosexual Life Partners.""

"Oh he does now?" asked Artemis, shifting in the bed again. "Well, he's going to have to take it up with me, your wife." she deadpanned.

Wally rubbed his neck, "Ha ha, well, I don't think taking it up with Nightwing is the smartest thing to do in your… condition?"

"So you're saying because I'm fat and pregnant that I can't kick his ass?"

Wally laughed, "No, what I'm saying is that because your pregnant and can't control your hormones that you might actually kill the guy."

Artemis glared at him. "Excuse me?"

"Um… wow." Wally rubbed the back of his neck. "That came out wrong…"

"You should keep to saving the world, not running your mouth." said Artemis, "Now come here. I want a kiss."

Wally smirked and sped over to her, he planted a lingering kiss on her nose before she pulled him down into a heated kiss. Yup, thought Wally, no control of her hormones. When they broke apart, they were both smiling, no pregnancy could take away the spark between them.

"Hey, beautiful?"

"Yes, Wally?"

"How about Walda? It's like a female version of Wally."

And then she proceeded to beat him with a pillow.

The End.

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