Disclaimer: I own nothing! This is simply a crack fic I did because TMNT stories where people got drunk were usually the best if T-Cest isn't involved.

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This was a very interesting day, a very interesting day indeed.

It was the day Casey exposed the ninjas to something called alcohol.

Oh, the boys had fun with it. It was much stronger than the cup of sake Splinter allowed them every now and then. Raph got so drunk he even admitted Mikey was his favorite brother, he thought Don was so smart he should be president, and he actually wanted to follow the orders Leo gave them(the other three all had their own confessions about their brothers but his were the most shocking). But then it got too far.

To this day, no one remembers who did it or whose idea it was. All they remeber is the consequence they faced the next day.

Splinter's tea had been spiked.

No one noticed until April said something because he seemed to blend right in to the drunkenness...

April, her hair down, stumbled drunkenly through the lair when she heard a scream.

"AHHHHHH! COLD COLD!"

She recognized the voice. It was Splinter. He was dancing around, pinching one part of his clothes as he flapped it around. Eventually he realized his attempts at whatever he was doing was fruitless and he undid his clothes. Out slid an icecube, leaving a stained trail going down his fur. He suddenly noticed April, grinned, and did a somewhat-sexy pose.

"You like, Miss O'Neil?" he asked.

April just blinked.

Splinter swiveled his hips some, enticing to the awkwardness. His grin widened.

The redhead started laughing and walked out.

The next day

"April may I talk to you?" April turned around, pressing the damp cloth to her forehead. She, as well as Casey and the Turtles, all had horrible hangovers so she groaned as she moved.

"Hi Splinter," she whispered. The rat held out a cup of tea.

"I just wanted to apologize for last night," he whispered back.

"It's OK. I knew it was the liquor."

"Mmmm. Yes, it was the liquor..."