Chapter 1

"Stan can't you see she's just stringing you along?!" Kyle yelled at his best friend.

"Yea dude, she's cheated on you, what? Like nine times?" Kenny stated.

"No, Wendy would never do that!" The broken-hearted Stan screamed.

"Stan, she's even cheated on you with me in fourth grade. Wendy clearly likes to fuck around." Cartman said from beside of Kenny.

The four best friends were standing on the lawn of the Marsh family. Trying to convince Stan that his recently ex-girlfirend, Wendy, doesn't love him as much as he thinks she does.

"I hate to say this but I agree with Cartman, she doesn't love you man." Kyle said.

"Whatever, fuck you guys, you don't know Wendy and you clearly don't Know me." Stan said defensively as he turned, teary eyed, towards his house.

Kyle, being his super best friend, made a move to try to comfort him, but Cartman held onto his shoulder looking down and nodding no. "Let the asshole deal with this himself, he'll get over it," Kyle nodded and turned away, not bothering to shake off the hand. He needed that comfort right now, since the only other person who would do that is pissed at him and walking away.

You'd think that since Stan and Wendy have been together for what seems forever he'd have noticed that she's cheated on him and its not the first time they've broken up over her cheating, or saying they're taking things too fast.
Stan watched as his three best friends walked away, waiting for him to calm the fuck down and see what's in front of him, it may take a while but their pretty patient. But he couldn't get the image of his best friend and the fat ass ganging up on him, telling him lies, it was even worse that he was touching his best friend the same way he would. It was an understatement to say that Stan was pissed, he was well beyond that point to where he wasn't starring daggers at Eric but heat seeking lasers that would kill that asshole in a second if it could.

Kyle never meant to be that rude to Stan but he wasn't listening to reason and was acting stupid, well more so than usual. He was glad that when ever him and Stan were in a fight or weren't talking that Cartman was always there to comfort him and back him up in any way that "didn't cramp his style" as he put it. Now that I think about it, every time Stan isn't there or I get angry and pissed at him or the other way around, Cartman gets more human like around me. He even acts like my friend. At least until I make up with Stan. Kyle thought as they walked towards his house, its been a long day of arguing with Stan and that always leaves him angry and tired. After that he gets all pissy like a cat in heat and gets even more vulgare words to spew at me. especially me.
"Hey Cartman?" Kyle asked. By now Eric's hand was by his side, swinging slowly as he walked alongside the redhead.
"What's up, Jew?"
"Why are you always acting as my friend when Stan and I are in the middle of a fight?" Kyle asked outright.
"Its not like I'd side with a hippie dude. I hate them more than I do Jews." Eric stated as if he should already know this.
Kyle chuckled lightly to himself remembering when he saved the town from a horde of Hippies all so he could play with a Tanka Truck and rub it in his face. "Hippies are probably easier to get rid of." Kyle said laughing at his own joke.
Eric stopped walking completely by now. "Wh-what?" Kyle, noticing that he had stopped walking, followed suit and turned to veiw Eric. Anyone walking by would think he was frowning but Kyle knew better.
"What?"
"You made a Jew joke, just now, and you...laughed at it." He said with a smirk plastered on his face.
"No I didn't, you miss heard me." Kyle said with a pink blush of anger/embarrassment on his face.
"Hippies are probably easier to get rid of." Eric said mimicking Kyle tenner voice. "Pretty amatuer joke if you ask me." He said walking past an awe-stricken, angry, Kyle.
"It was funnier than all of your jokes combined, lard ass."
"Do NOT go there Broflovski." Eric had a point of getting more pissed when people mentioned his old "nick names". He had a right to this time 'round since he's gradually lost some weight over the years.

Hey! please tell me if you like it! Id love to know!

I'm pretty happy with this one so i'd like to know if i should continue or not.

-HotChocolate345