I started to get really depressed with the other story (Eleanor's Biggest Fight) I'm writing, so I've decided to make a happy, upbeat one! Yeah, there's going to be some bad parts, but mostly it's comedic, so enjoy!

Must I point out the fact that I don't own CATS?

Why does everyone always think it's really cool to have a twin that looks exactly like you? Because, trust me, it's not! And how would I know this, other than the fact that I'm awesome and I know all? By the other fact that I have one. Oh, yes, I live the tortured life of an identical twin.

My name is Alexandria, and my older-by-fifteen-seconds brother is Quaxo. And as I have already pointed out, we look precisely the same. Our own parents, Alonzo and Cassandra, wouldn't be able to tell us apart if it wasn't for our eyes. Mine are green, his are blue. All other physical features are the same.

Well, actually, our parents would be able to tell us apart, I guess, since there is something pretty major that sets us apart… Quaxo has magical powers. He can transport, levitate objects, and can throw out some pretty mean sparks at people he doesn't like (Really, just ask the cat that made fun of me a few years ago for falling down the stairs. By the time my brother was done with him, well; let's just say it wasn't pretty. He had to stay at Jenny's for a month before he was given the okay to leave. Of course, Old Deuteronomy and Munkustrap both yelled at him. That wasn't a fun time for him…)

My family lives at the junkyard, with all the other cats that don't have human families. That because my father is Munkustrap's second in command, a.k.a, if something bad happens to Munkustrap, Alonzo will take his place as Protector of the Tribe. Of course, nothing bad will ever happen to him, he's way too good at fighting. Seriously, just look at the amount of times he had to fight Macavity! And he isn't a cat that people will mess with.

His daughter, Jemima, is one of my best friends. She's the one I run to when my dad has to go with her father, to fight for our freedom. I guess that was bound to happen. It's just one of those things that just happen. Other then her, I'm friends with Coricopat and Tantomile, who happen to be psychic. They're older than my brother and I, but at least my brother doesn't have to be alone.

Anyways, you guys out there probably want to read my actual story, not just the background. It all started a year ago, on the day that I've named "The Day the Psychics Looked at Me Weirdly…"

Oh, I hope this is a good enough of a background. Please review! Really, they make me so very happy.