My brain would literally not shut up until I wrote this. So here you go, enjoy :)

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To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

CAPTAIN AMERICA'S UNIFORM IS RIDICULOUSLY TIGHT. Remember when we went to that charity fundraiser and you told me off for wearing my really tight pair of jeans that epically show off my perfectly formed ass? HIS WAS TIGHTER. You could see everything, EVERYTHING. It was something I never want to see again :P

And no, before you say anything, I didn't geek out or fanboy or anything, although I may have been grinning behind the mask, but that's between you and me ;)

Also I repulsor-ed Loki in the chest for you, don't say I never get you anything :)

Did I mention I totally saved Capsicle's ass? He was getting owned and I totally saved him, I'm that awesome.

Anyway, so far I'm not getting why dad yacked on and on about him so much, he just seems really… for lack of a better phrase… up his own ass. Not the sophisticated man of action like me :)

Anyway, gotta go, I'm getting glared at by Capsicle, apparently I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on Mr Rock-Of-Ages over there. Also, his helmet is stupid. Really stupid, he looks like a cow.

Chat to you later babe :)

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

I JUST HEAD-BUTTED A NORSE GOD IN THE FACE AND HE HEAD -BUTTED ME BACK SO HARD I WENT FLYING. LIKE FOR REAL.

Now I have a headache :( Also, his arms are REALLY big, he must be on some kind of Asgardian steroids. And before you have a go at me for not playing nice, the reason I head-butted a Norse God in the face is because he captured Loki and flew off with him. And get this…

While me and Point Break and Capsicle were sorting it all out, guess what Loki did?

NOTHING AT ALL.

Seriously! He just sat there and watched! Cause he obviously isn't up to anything, greasy haired hermit that he is :P God (or Thor) only knows why we then BROUGHT HIM BACK TO THE HELICARRIER. That can't have been a good idea, I tried to point it out but hey, no-one ever listens to me.

Anyway, I have to go explain to this muppet-heads why Agent Barton stole the Iridium, it's a stabilising agent. Obviously.

TTFN :)

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

I JUST MET DOCTOR BANNER! LIKE BRUCE BANNER! I JUST MET THE HULK! AAAAHHH! :D :D :D

BEST. DAY. EVER. He's so awesome. We're gonna be ScienceBro's, which is totally a thing before you say anything. He's so smart and awesome and we totally confused the hell out of Cap when we were talking about the quantum tunnelling effect and heavy ion fusion and all the sciencey stuff and he just sat there like: o_O It was great fun :) Now we're in the SHIELD lab trying to find the Tesseract, well Bruce is, I'm hacking into the database, something doesn't smell right and it isn't the gone off packet of biscuits I found under a cupboard. Well it may be, but there's something else not smelling right as well. I will keep you updated, have fun flying to DC, try not to miss me too much :)

Chat 2 u l8ter - this is the stupidest thing, who the hell came up with it?

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

So Legolas blew up the engine and I have to now try and get out there to fix it. Seriously, whoever designed this flying surfboard had no idea what they were doing. There's a flight deck that leads into a motor. SERIOUSLY?!

Also, I really do not like Steve, not one bit. Sacrifice play my ass.

Chat later

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

Baby, this isn't something I'm going to do by text, I want to talk to you, I miss you. Give me a call when you get this, it's about Phil.

Tony

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

So I'm pretty sure that Loki is using your baby to power the Tesseract so myself, Capsicle, Natashalie and Legolas are heading over there now. Bruce Hulk-ed out and went after Natasha, she's fine but he's missing somewhere on the ground. So is Thor, Loki tricked him into getting himself locked in the cage which he then ejected. He's a God though so he should be okay.

And Agent Barton is fine now, Natasha smashed him on the head so he's cool.

I have a feeling something is about to go down in New York so make sure you get far away, okay, Pepperpot? I don't want anything to happen to you.

Be careful,

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

Loki just threw me out a window, I'm fine, but now I'm really pissed off.

Thought you should know.

T

x

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

I'm kind of hoping you'll answer the phone but if not, there's something I want to tell you.

I love you, so much. Like, epic amounts. Also, I'm flying a nuke into space and there's a chance I won't make it back so you need to know the truth. I have always loved you, your smile, your hair, your bad-ass attitude, you've taken such good care of me and you need to know that I appreciate it, if I make it back I'm never letting you go, ever.

Also, you can have the other 88%, you deserve it.

Bye baby

xxx

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

I'm not dead! :D We saved New York, kicked Loki's ass, back in time for tea, or Shawarma as the case may be.

I really miss you, please come home soon? And ignore the Loki-shaped dent in the floor, that's totally Hulk's fault. By the way, Hulk caught me when I fell out the sky from space, so we're best buddies now.

Also, I meant what I said before.

I love you,

xxx

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

Just as a heads up, there may be a few sweaty and exhausted superheroes crashed out on the floor when you get back. I've had a shower, so you have no excuse to not come and cuddle me.

Love you,

xxx

To: Pepper Potts

From: Tony Stark

I love you. And I may have just sung the element song with Dr B.

See you soon :)

(And that thing you whispered in my ear is still happening)

xxx

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