I finished my phone call with Lissa and walked upstairs. I paused outside of Iggy's room. I looked in and saw Max talking to Iggy, though it sounded like a bunch of consonants.

"Nothing," Iggy replied. Could he understand her?

They talked for a while, both of them noticed me at one time or another. I just stood there. Finally, Max spoke in a language I could understand (coughEnglishcough). But of course, her being Max, had to goof off.

"Well then," she said in a fail imitation of me, "What are we gonna do to his books?"

"Stop imitating Fang," Iggy said while laughing, "It's to funny. I'm going into hysterics."

I snarled, alerting them to my presence. Max burst out laughing and Iggy just did an awkward face. Don't ask. It was creepy looking.

Max burst out laughing harder when she saw it. I saw tears coming out of her eyes, that's how hard she was laughing.

"Why are you two laughing so hard?" I asked.

"Because," Max said, "One, you snarled. Two, Iggy did his awkward face. Do you know how funny that is?"

"No, I don't," I said, "It just creeps me out."

Max rolled her eyes and then got up. She walked over to Iggy, flicked him in the ear and then walked over to me. When she got over to me, she punched me in the gut. Lightly, but still a punch. I watched as she walked into her room.

"Do you like Max?" Iggy asked me.

"What?" I asked, playing coy.

"Do. You. Like. Max?" he asked again.

"Um," I said. Did he really have to ask THAT?

"I knew it," he said, "If you win her over, you take care of her. She is everything to me. If you break her heart, I'll break your neck. You hear me?"

"Yeah," I said, "I won't either. Break her heart, I mean. And if anyone asks, this conversation never happened."

"Deal," Iggy said. He walked out and started talking with Nudge. What was that about? He likes her? Oh well, I still have a girlfriend, whom I can't ditch to the curb for another girl, 'cause that would be messed up.

Yes, I added Fang and Iggy competition drama. I have made the final decision for whom she ends up with. And I'm not telling you. Unless you ask REALLY nicely. And give me virtual cookies. I'm kidding. You just need to PM me and ask nicely. But virtual cookies would be appreciated!