Stupidity and extreme fluff will be in this story! And so will this disclaimer, I Tterit Do Not And Most Likely Will Never Ever Own The Television Show Teen Titans. Here ya go:
"Ya'll look at this!" Cy cheered walking into the common room where the rest of the Titans were eating breakfast.
They were currently gathered around the counter so that's where Cy went.
BB and Rob moved their plates that were overflowing with waffles and mustard, courtesy of Starfire, out of the way so that Cyborg could set his laptop on the counter.
"What is it?" Star asked leaning over the laptop from the other side of the counter so that she was seeing the screen upside-down.
" baby!" Cy beamed showing off the screen proudly.
"Fanfiction…I believe that, that is a type of food, is it not?" Star asked.
Cyborg gave her a weird look before giving the team an explanation.
"Na, it's where fans of shows, comics, movies, and books ban together to write stories using their favorite characters. And I just happen to be CyborgRock111's favorite character!" he cheered dancing around.
"And here's this story about me, eating a waffle, and here's this story about me, fixing my T car, oh and look here's one about me…marrying Bumblebee?" Cy asked his eyes turning into saucers. "And one about me raising my daughter Cary with my wife Bumblebee?"
Beast Boy and Robin burst out laughing uncontrollably as they starred at that story's summary: 'Cary, Cyborg and Bumblebee's daughter, has been trying to follow in her parent's footsteps, but she can't because her parents are way to good for her, and they should be my parents instead, because Cyborg's awesome!'
"Whoa Cyborg, looks like you have an adoption to complete," BB chuckled spitting out a piece of mustard covered waffle.
"Well BB let's just see what kind of stories people are writing about you," Cyborg said clicking on the search box and typing in Beast Boy.
'The Beast Boy Isn't Good Enough For Raven Story, the third book in the I Hate Beast Boy Series.'
"Um…what does the, isn't good enough for Raven part mean?" Raven asked finally becoming curious in the website at the mention of her name.
"Apparently this fic's a RobxRae story," Cyborg giggled.
"Rob what?" Robin asked shocked as he starred at the story's summary.
"It's about you and Raven killing Beast Boy together," Cyborg laughed.
"What? They love you and like to watch you eat waffles, but they want my friends to kill me, this is so not cool!" BB screamed.
"Well I can't say that I disagree with them," Raven hissed.
"Am I mentioned?" Starfire asked walking over to the other side of the counter.
"Umm…let's see," Cyborg said typing in Starfire's name.
'Robin's Blind To Her Beauty a RobxStar fic about how Robin just doesn't romance.'
"I just don't romance huh? That isn't even grammar proper," Robin protested receiving a confused look from Cyborg. "I meant proper grammar!" Robin mumbled.
"So they wish for me and Robin to do the dating?" Starfire asked.
"They wish for Robin and you to do the marrying," BB laughed.
"Look up Raven," BB begged jabbing Cyborg in his robotic side.
"Kay," Cy responded typing in Raven then just to make sure he selected Teen Titans from the category list.
"9,617, not bad," Cyborg said nodding.
"You have got to be kidding me! There were only 3,794 stories about me! Fans can't like her better! Why do 3 times as many people like her?" Beast Boy whined folding his arms in an angry huff.
Raven looked over Cyborg's back to see what the people thought of her.
'Raven tries to decide whether she loves Robin, Beast Boy, Kyd Wykkyd, Aqualad, Rorek, Speedy, Kid Flash, or Cyborg.'
"What the heck?" Raven gasped.
"Gosh Rae-Rae isn't that every guy you've ever met?" BB joked.
'And in the end she decides to marry Robin and kill Beast Boy.'
"Gosh spoiler alert!" Beast Boy beamed.
Cyborg and the others began to slowly lose interest in the website, but Beast boy was engrossed in it.
He kept clicking on different stories about him and reading till his heart content, because along with those that wanted to kill him, there was also crazy fangirls who wanted him to be their wife. Crazy fangirls for him!
Beast Boy smiled as he read about OCs, based off of the writer, falling madly in love with him.
"Oh my gosh Marcie, I love you too!" he beamed, starring around to make sure that the rest of the team was really gone before he kept reading.
"Oh wow this Flinx is a really good paring, I should start shipping it," he nodded.
"Terra no don't do it don't listen to Slade he's lying!" During this particular story he actually started tearing up a little bit.
Log in, or sign up, the screen said in the corner.
"Sign up," he clicked.
"Huh…what should my username be?"
IAMMY1FAN he typed as he quickly added his email.
He snapped a picture of himself with his camera, which had now been to Japan and back, and then loaded it to the computer as his avatar.
"Oh no I have to wait two days before I can post anything! Sad pudding…maybe Star's rubbing off on me too much…"
He shut down the laptop and creeped to Cyborg's room to put it back in its spot.
"You've been on it all this time?" Cy asked walking into his room.
"Well yeah! How else do you think that I could have become BFFLs with GarfieldLoganIsCute?" BB questioned walking away.
"Well honestly…I thought that we were BFFLs," Cyborg said laughing.
B rolled his eyes before saying, "Then why'd you go behind my back and start dating Marcie?"
"Wha?" Cy flipped tilting his head to one side before shaking it about to clear it.
"I'll never understand him," Cy whispered.
Beast Boy then went to his room and turned on his Ipod to read one last fic. Out of simple curiosity he clicked on a BBxRae fic.
And then after having had read In Your Dreams, Garfield, he decided to start shipping the couple.
Ok so all the fics and authors in this were fake, except for In Your Dreams, Garfield! Shout-out to that awesome story by Lucky and Witty Number18! Anyway if you like this fic, please follow/review/favorite/review again because I love reviews, thanks!
And BBxRae fluff starts very soon!