CURVE

By Kurtofsky4eva

Summary: Four drabbles plus one dedicated to all the deliciousness of one diva. Kurt/Finn, Kurt/Dave, Kurt/Puck, Kurt/Blaine. Rated T.

Disclaimer: I write for fun not profit and mean no disrespect to The Powers That Be.

One – The Hips

When did he first notice that curve, the narrow waist, the hips? Maybe it was when Coach Sylvester had teased him that he was pear-shaped? He couldn't remember; he just knew that, even when he was with Quinn and Rachel, he would get distracted. He admitted to himself that he made him nervous; no boy should be that curvy and pretty and just… just too distracting! It confused him and… he hated feeling confused and stupid and … kinda horny. He looked really hot in that skirt he wore one day and it just wasn't fair. 'Damn, now I'm hard!'

Two – The Thighs

He tried to control his breathing as his eyes slid down the slender body before him and he hurriedly yanked them back up to his face. It wouldn't do to let this boy know what those tight pants did to him. Nobody knew the secret letch he had for those surprisingly powerful thighs. He put the most intimidating look on his face because his life as top dog in this school would be over if anyone knew. But god, he really wanted to feel the curve of those thighs… legs tight around his waist… damn, now he was hard again!

Three – The Ass

Oh, no, that diva needed someone to tell him that pants that tight were not healthy! That was like, overkill or something because the scrawny kid done grew up and now everything's on display. He might have to hurt anyone who stared too long because… well, he just didn't like it. The curve of that drool-worthy ass was way too distracting. And, yeah, he was into girls and cougars and the like but the kid was innocent, never had a boyfriend. It remained for a badass like himself to look out for him so no one would take advantage, right?

Four – The Lips

What did he just say? He should pay attention because he was sure to seem kinda ditzy if he didn't. But the curve of those pink lips – when he was talking, smiling, pouting – oops! He noticed he wasn't being heard; now he's doing that licking thing, not realizing how distracting it is. Those lips didn't have a right to be so riveting, not on a boy and even though he himself was gay, he honestly couldn't say he'd ever been so drawn to anyone's lips before. Now they are curving again… and parting… and yes, as soft as they look!

Bonus – The curls, the eyes and the lips

He can't see the way his eyes heat up as they stare, the pupils almost eclipsing their honey color. The times when he should be paying attention, he's adorably distracted and at first it was puzzling. Then the realization that his distraction had something to do with 'curves' as he muttered more than once when we are talking, thinking he was doing it beneath his breath, made everything clearer and so much better. Yes, his curls are as silky as they look and his full lips as plush as one would expect. Score one hot new boyfriend for the diva!

Finis

A/N: Feel free to tell me this is schmoopy or too fluffy, whatever, just please review. Constructive criticism is welcome, too.