FAIRY TAIL AND BLEACH! : QUESTION AND ANSWER PORTION!
Me: Hello, everyone~! *cue applause* It's me, Pen-san~! You're oh, so fabulous host for today as we talk exclusively with all the characters of my all-time favorite anime, Fairy Tail and Bleach! *cue applause* This segment may take long, but we'll here deep and intuitive answers from our guests as they are asked questions from you, the fan base! *cheers* So, without further ado, let's meet our guests!
*red curtain opens with all Fairy Tail and Bleach Members sitting individually in chairs*
Me: My, my...! That's a lot of chairs! The more the merrier! Now, are you ready?!
Crowd: *cheers*
Me: Then, let's begin!
*the cheering dies down and everyone got into proper sitting position*
Me: So, this one's for Natsu and Head-Captain Yamamoto from 'Ms. Airhead2012': "Um, so you guys are both fire-users, right? So, let's say you got into a fight? Who do you think will win?"
Natsu: Of course, that'll be me! *smirks* I can eat any fire that that old geezer throws at me!
Yamamoto: Youths today have no respect for the elderly... *sighs*
Me&Natsu: *sweat drops*
Me: O-okay! Let's move on! This is for Natsu again. From 'LoserSaysWhat?': "If I were to meet you in real life, what would you say to me?"
Natsu: Got any food?
Me: *glares*
Natsu: I-I mean, uh... *laughs nervously* I'd say something like, "Wanna join our guild? It's fun and full of crazy people that I'm sure you'll love!"
Me: Very well said. Next, we have a question for Lucy and Orihime. This one is from 'Captain Boobatron'... Really?: "So, you guys have real big boobies, right? I'm just wondering if any bad guys gave you the dirty look yet! Especially you, Inoue-san! Has Grimmjow or Ulquiorra given you any hints yet?!"
Orihime: W-what? *shivers* I-I don't know what you're talking about! *stutters* B-besides, m-my b-b-boobs aren't eye candy!
Lucy: She's right! Though I have seen some villains look at it from time to time. *giggles* Ah well, lookers can dream!
Me: Y-yeah, right... A-anyway, this one is from 'Captain Boobatron' again. This time for Grimm and Ulqui. "So?! Made any moves on Orihime-chan yet?!"
Grimmjow: The f*ck is she talkin' about? *growls*
Ulquiorra: *stares silently*
Me: O...kay... Useless question... Movin' on. This next one is from 'I'm Lucy's biggest fan!'and the question is for, you guessed it, for Lucy!: "Hi, Lucy! I just want you to know you're my most favorite female in Fairy Tail! Well, you're so great, people are asking, 'Who will Lucy end up with?!' Natsu, Gray, Loke, or Sting?! Well, which is it?"
Lucy: W-what?! *gasps* I-I didn't know people were asking that!
Loke: Actually, they do. And they made a poll just to see who wins...
Natsu: Really? I didn't know...
Gray: That's because you're an idiot, Natsu...
Natsu: What was that?! *glares*
Gray: You heard me! Or are you deaf, too? *smirks*
Sting: Why am I thrown in there again...?
Loke: Beats me... I thought my only competition was Gray...
Lucy: *pops vein* I am NOT some prize, you lunatics!
Me: *coughs awkwardly* A-anyway... This next one is for Rukia and Byakuya. It's from 'RoseandSnow'.: "Yeah, hi. I have a question to ask, so can I ask..."
Byakuya: Yes. Next please...
Rukia: N-nii-san... It wasn't the actual question.
Byakuya: He asked either way...
Me: *sweat drops* S-should I continue the question or...?
Byakuya: No.
Me: *flinches* Okay. Well, this one is from 'Blue-eyed Kitty': "This question is for Grimmkitty! I wanna know, are you straight or gay? Lots of people think you have the hots for Ichigo, some for Ulquiorra, and some for Orihime... Now, out with it!"
*le wild spotlight hits Grimmjow, making us all stare at him*
Ichigo: R-really...? *sweat drops*
Orihime: I-I didn't know...
Ulquiorra: Neither have I... Grimmjow, is it true...?
Aizen: That sounds interesting... Let's see what you have to say...
Grimmjow: Of course it's not true! *growls*
Me: Then out with it! State your answer!
Grimmjow: *grumbles* Imstraight...
Me: What? Could you speak a little louder, please? The mic can't even make up your squeaks...
Grimmjow: I said I'm f*ckin' straight, damn it!
Me: Okay, okay. Sheesh no need to get worked up about it. Next question... Again from 'Blue-eyed Kitty'.: "If by chance that you answered 'straight', I wanna know. Who do you like right now? Is it human? Arrancar? Orihime? Female version of Ichigo in your head? Who?!"
*other Arrancar Fan girls swoons*
A1: We love you, Grimmjow-sama~!
A2: But what's with the female version of the shinigami?! Is that really true...?!
Ichigo: F-female... what?
Orihime: *blushes* I-I don't know what I'll feel if he answers...
Grimmjow: *faintly blushes* *growls* I don't f*ckin' like anyone! I'm born to kill, that's it! So shut yer traps or I'm gonna shut 'em for ya...!
*Fan girls begin to squeal*
A3: That's our Grimmjow-sama~!
Other A: WE LOVE YOU, GRIMMJOW-SAMA~!
Me: Yikes, looks like we struck a nerve... *points at him* Well, anyway, the next question isn't for you. It's for Ichigo.
Ichigo: Me?
Me: Yep. *nods* It's still from 'Blue-eyed Kitty', though. The question is: "Ichigo, if Grimmjow's answer was he was gay, what would you respond if he said he likes you?"
Grimmjow: F*ckin' fan is screwed... *glares*
Ichigo: W-what? *blushes* *lowers head*
*all people in the stadium's eyes widened, especially Grimmjow's*
Grimmjow: You better not be thinkin' what I think yer thinkin'...
Ichigo: *deepens blush*
Grimmjow: Ahh, f*ck no! You're hesitatin'! Thinkin'! F*ck no! Are you sayin'... Is that why you...?! ... With the punchin' and the... Oh, hell no! Our faces were inches apart last time we fought! Y-you're gross...!
Ichigo: Shut the f*ck up, Grimmjow! *blushes again* *lowers head*
Rangiku: Ooh, so Ichi-berry isn't all 'man' after all... Ne, taichou?
Toshiro: Whatever... *rolls eyes*
Me: While we leave Ichigo on his thoughts for now, let's move on to the next question! This one's for Fairy Tail's Natsu Dragneel again! Wow, you're famous with the fans... This one's from 'JxNxG'... Hmm, wonder what that means. The question is: "Natsu, if you were to intimately share a bed with a man, will it be Gray, or Jellal?"
Jellal: *suddenly spits coffee he was drinking" What the...?
Gray: ...Hell?
Natsu: The hell are you talkin' 'bout! I ain't sharin' 'nothin with those two losers!
Me: Okay then... Moving on... A question for Erza, 'Our Titania' wants to ask: "Erza, how many cakes can you eat in an entire year? You eat cake everyday and never get fat... I'm kinda jealous."
Erza: It's okay to be jealous. It takes years of practice before one can master eating cakes without getting fat...
*everyone from the crowd and stadium sweat drops*
Everyone: Right…
Me: W-well, we'll be sure to remember that the next time we eat cake… *chuckles nervously* Anyway, let's see… *flips through index cards* Ah! Here we go! A question for Szayzelapporo Granz. From 'Mad Scientist': "Yes, I just wanted to know… Don't you think it's kinda gross when you enter a woman's womb to resurrect yourself during Gabriel…?"
Szayzel: Of course not. *flips hair* It's my technique. The only people who should marvel at my masterpiece are those who are lucky enough to see it!
Mayuri: I guess… It wasn't all that… I can do much better…
Szyazel: *glares*
Mayuri: *glares back*
*le wild lightning cuts across the room from their eyes*
Me: Well, before the tension breaks, I think we should move on to the next question. This one is from 'My Love to You' and is a question for Sting. She asks: "Why do you have to look so goddamn hot in every angle?!"
Sting: Do I really have to answer that…?
Fan girls: YES! BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, STING-KUN~!
Sting: *sighs* I actually don't have an answer for that…
Me: That's okay… I'll just-
Lector: No!
Me: Huh…?
Lector: Sting-kun is hot because he is awesome and strong!
Fan girls: *cheers*
Lector: *flies through the stadium*
Me: Right… Well, here's the next question, and apparently the last for today! It's for Ichigo and Natsu.
Grimmjow: I'm gonna f*ckin' kill ya, so don't ya dare start crushing on me!
Ichigo: Shut up! I didn't say I have a crush on you!
Grimmjow: Then you do keep f*ckin' blushin', queer?
Ichigo: F*ck you…
Grimmjow: Exactly what you want me to do. But no thanks; I dig chicks more than pricks. *smirks*
Me: I hate to interrupt, but we do have a question waiting for Ichigo… And Natsu's not getting any more patient…
Natsu: Damn right I won't… Stop having your Lover's Quarrel and let him answer the question!
Grimmjow: You stay out of this, fire-crap!
Natsu: Oversized housecat!
Me: *coughs really loud* I'm sorry, but we do have a schedule to keep… This question is from 'The Daylight Star': "I just want to know… Are both of you attracted to your rivals? As in, Natsu is to Gray while Ichigo is to Grimmjow? Thanks for answering in advance!"
Ichigo&Natsu: We are NOT f*ckin' attracted to them!
Me: Whoa, easy there partners… That's the last question, you can rest easy. Next week we'll be asking more questions from the fan base! To submit your questions, kindly submit a review on the bottom of the page and add this story to your "Favorites" and "Alerts". You're question will not be shown unless you do the steps otherwise. You can also PM me if you want~!
Gray: Like anyone would wanna talk to you…
Me: *glares* Now, the format of your question should be, ( Codename; Which Character You Want to Ask; Question; Comment ) . I'll be posting again next week so tune in~! And oh, before I forget, you can ask ANY question to any character in Bleach or Fairy Tail… That's all for now, see you next week, guys!
*curtain closes as crowd cheers*