One too many puddings

Hello readers! This is my first fan fiction, and I decided to do one of my favorite animes! This story has eventual yaoi so beware. But none in this chapter! Hope you enjoy~

"Nom nom.. mmm hmm!~" He shoves three pieces of tuna in his mouth.

"These humans sure know how to make me happy when it comes to food!~"

He looked down at his phone for the time. 12:43 in this interesting city. But a little entertainment from our favorite brute will make my day so much better~

"II-ZAA-YAA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN IKEBUKURO AGAIN YOU FLEA!" Shizuo walking toward the smell he picked up on the streets. He set down a bag filled with pudding and milk.

"Shizu-chan you always use the same stupid lines. Nee, you ever get tired of them?~" Izaya said with his head cock to the side, with a piece of tuna hanging out his grin.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE YOU DAMN FLEA!" He grabbed the nearest vending machine and threw it incredibly fast at the blabbering flea. This time when he threw the vending machine he felt a pain in his chest, but of course he decided to remain ignorant of it. The flea does one swift flip that allowed him to jump over the vending machine, and throw 3 blades in that short period of time. All with his bag of sushi still intact as he lands. Two of the blades missed Shizuo, but the third one slice right across the chest area of his bartender suit, leaving a slice on his skin.

"Ohhh~ Shizu-chan your bosoms are hanging out!~ I didn't know you were a flasher!" Izaya said acting like a dramatic victim that was just flashed. Shizuo looked down and his face went slightly crimson from the embarrassment of not realizing his appearance.

" SH..SHUT UP! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THAT IS THE THIRD ONE THIS MONTH!" He said as he hurled three signs at Izaya. He felt his chest pinch once again. Well that didn't feel right. The person in question just simply giggled as he dodged & fled as usual. Leaving poor Shizuo in heated! And he forgot all about his bag of goodies.

"This was fun Shizu-chan, but I gotta' go now!~" He said while finally turning down a mysterious alley, out of Shizuo's sight. Shizuo didn't even have the energy to chase after the brat.

"Damn that fucking flea... I need to call Shinra..." He said poking out his chest. Pain doesn't even register inside his mine after all these years of constant body damage. His body became immune to all pain he knew of. Well that what he thought. This time he definitely felt something.

"Shinra, could you send Celty to come get me? I …Uh cut a cut that needs… the looking at… I am near the park." But we knew that is not why he needed Shinra.

"Nee? Well sure, as long as you don't touch my hon-~!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND SEND HER NOW BEFORE I CRUSH YOU WHEN I SEE YOU AGA-!" His chest squeezed this time. All Shinra hear was a roar that got cut off midway.

"Eh, Shizuo are you okay?" Shinra said holding the phone close with worry written across his face. Celty saw this while putting on her helmet and rushed over after hearing Shinra's odd question. She then type into her phone:

[What is going on?] Shinra looked at her and shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm…fine. Just send Celty now alright?" He said grabbing hold of his chest.

"Okay, okay she will be right there~! Shizuo don't keep me waiting for my hon-" Shizou hung up on him. Shinra looked at his phone then up to Celty.

"Go now; I think there is something wrong with him." He said hurriedly. Celty ran out to her motorcycle as fast as she could, and drove quickly to the local park.

He walked to the nearest park and sat on the bench. He had a hand on his chest and he felt a bit dizzy. He brought his hand up to his for head to wipe off the beads of sweat that began to creep down his face. He felt really hot, and his heart was beating fast. What the hell is going on with me? He stood up and began walking down the street with his hand on his chest, and he was panting like a thirsty dog. Suddenly the right side of his body felt numb. Shizuo only knew he was falling and heard running foot steps toward him. Then that's when everything went black.

So what do you guys think? First fan fiction ever, so please be honest and no flames! chapter 2 will come soon!

-Milky-chan~