Autobot ABC's

A is for Arc, Our ship that crashed,

B is for Bumblebee, Whose voice Bay trashed.

C is for Cybertron, Which used to be Home,

D is for Dinobot, Inspired by bones.

E is for Elita-1, Prime's old girlfriend,

F is for First Aid, our health and safety he tends.

G is for Grimlock, Him who likes to smash,

H is for Hot Rod, Danny's friend who goes fast.

I is for Ironhide, show him your cannons,

J is for Jazz, still alive in fanon.

K is for Kup, to old and stubborn to die,

L is for Lennox, a new human ally.

M is for Mirage, Our unseen Towers spy,

N is for Nosecone, a quiet nice guy.

O is for Orion, now Optimus Prime,

P is for Primus, the Creator divine.

Q is for Quintesson, Five faces of doom.

R is for Ratchet, whose wrenches make us swoon.

S is for Skyfire, a scientist at spark,

T is for Terror Twins, Sunny and Sides make it art.

U is for Unicron, the Great Un-maker.

V is for Vector Sigma, heart of Cybertron and care-taker.

W is for Wheeljack, Genius and explosive inventor.

X is for Xanthium, a ship, the Wreckers sent her.

Y is for yearning, for peace and Prime's Dream,

Z is for Zeta, one of the thirteen.

Decepticon ABC's

A is for Autobot, our sworn enemy,

B is for Blackout, Michael Bay's rotary.

C is for Constructicons, they form Devistator,

D is for Decepticon, every one else is a traitor.

E is for Energon, the fuel we live on,

F is for Frenzy, Soundwave's cassettecon.

G is for Galvitron, an insane mistake,

H is for Hook, your spare parts he'll take.

I is for Insecticon, unchecked and ravenous,

J is for Junkions, unintelligible and against us.

K is for Kaon, city of the Gladiator Pits,

L is for Lazerbeak, avian spy who doesn't quit.

M is for Megatron, all hail our Lord Protector,

N is for Nemesis, our ship before we wrecked her.

O is for Optimus, leader of the other side,

P is for Primus, the God we'll face when we die.

Q is for Quintesson, techno-organic, lying fiends,

R is for Ravage, quadruped on Soundwave's team.

S is for Shockwave, who holds Cybertron,

T is for Trine, three Seekers in a bond.

U is for Unicron, scourge of the universe,

V is for Vortex, interrogator perverse.

W is for Wildrider, a Stunticon made to crash,

X is for Xanthium, the Autobot ship we trashed.

Y is for yield, something we will never do,

Z … just take a look around, our faction is a zoo.

Two sides of the same coin used to educate the young,

Wishing your faction safety and peace, until all are one.